I was browsing the 'tubes this morning, around 7-8AM, and I heard a loud bang outside. I look out my window, nothing amiss. I look out the living room window and notice the garbage can is absent (A tree blocks it from my room's window).
No cars or anything, I just hear a loud bang and then the faint sound of the can's wheels rolling for a few seconds.
And to make this thread lest pointless, post your own weird encounters with the criminal element.
Before the election, my neighbor kept a small McCain '08 sign on his front lawn. It was stolen.
He had another one. It got stolen.
He had a third. But THIS time... it got stolen again.
He finally had to put up a little piece of poster-board, which had "Someone stole all of my McCain signs. McCain '08" emblazoned in marker.
Before the election, my neighbor kept a small McCain '08 sign on his front lawn. It was stolen.
He had another one. It got stolen.
He had a third. But THIS time... it got stolen again.
He finally had to put up a little piece of poster-board, which had "Someone stole all of my McCain signs. McCain '08" emblazoned in marker.
Someone stole it, too.
Why is that anything but justified? Supporting McCain... deserves to have **** stolen
Someone threatened to "smash my face in" if I didn't give them some change. :\
I replied **** YOU ITS MY CHANGE. Not really, I just gave them the 15p I had left in my pocket from after lunch lol. It was terrifying, some big black guy threatening to smash your face in... I texted my friend saying I got mugged and she panicked and thought I'd been stabbed, as if I'd be texting her after being stabbed, if anything I'd be on the phone to 999.
I can't recall any odd crimes or thieveries, but..
There was a few nights where I kept hearing steps and sounds just outside my window, as if someone was creeping around or trying to get in. Part of me thought it might be a burglar, another part figured it was probably just a raccoon.
So, I laid down flour to see if any foot prints would turn up.
Next morning, raccoon prints all over the deck and around the window. It seems it also left me a half-eaten hotdog.
Once during a "Tornado warning" somone stole my school agenda
It wasn't a drill, and I was scared shitless
Also during seventh grade this jerk stole my books when I went to the bathroom
The teacher held up class and had everyone help look for it
She also took out a bunch of people that were there before the bell rang and said that if they didn't confess the punishment would be a whole lot worse
Stupid jerk "found" them a few minutes later, he also WENT RIGHT TO THEM\ after the class got held up
The assistant teacher said "You found those pretty fast"
The main teacher took him and another kid out AND ATE THEM UP!
Teachers always have been there for me :biggrin.gif:
I pay people a dollar to steal my backpack.
"No, I don't have that report. Someone stole my backpack, and it was in there!"
Committed against me, heh. Some stupid wannabe gangbanger(there is a lot around here) was pissed at me. So they got a car, drove past where I live. As they were driving away, the driver leans out the window and flips me off. He hits the curb at 40 mile an hour. A bunch of broken bones. That was good.
Not sure if this counts as a crime but this guy attempted to touch my butt
He later said he did it "Because I thought you were cute"
Feh, this is why i'm afraid of gay people
I remember one, some people stole our potted plants from out the front, a big heavy one. we heard them and my dad thought it was the wind <.< they made away with it.
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Woke up one morning, went outside to start my car. Saw that the window had been smashed. I looked around inside of my car, nothing was stolen. Then I started it and... someone stole my right headlight.
Somebody stole my garbage can.
I was browsing the 'tubes this morning, around 7-8AM, and I heard a loud bang outside. I look out my window, nothing amiss. I look out the living room window and notice the garbage can is absent (A tree blocks it from my room's window).
No cars or anything, I just hear a loud bang and then the faint sound of the can's wheels rolling for a few seconds.
And to make this thread lest pointless, post your own weird encounters with the criminal element.
He had another one. It got stolen.
He had a third. But THIS time... it got stolen again.
He finally had to put up a little piece of poster-board, which had "Someone stole all of my McCain signs. McCain '08" emblazoned in marker.
Someone stole it, too.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
Why is that anything but justified? Supporting McCain... deserves to have **** stolen
:biggrin.gif:
I replied **** YOU ITS MY CHANGE. Not really, I just gave them the 15p I had left in my pocket from after lunch lol. It was terrifying, some big black guy threatening to smash your face in... I texted my friend saying I got mugged and she panicked and thought I'd been stabbed, as if I'd be texting her after being stabbed, if anything I'd be on the phone to 999.
I haven't had anything like that happened to me, fortunatly.
Well, my dog was once growling a lot at the window at night. Called the police and they didn't find anything. He stayed near the window.
Raise my dragons please!!
I can't recall any odd crimes or thieveries, but..
There was a few nights where I kept hearing steps and sounds just outside my window, as if someone was creeping around or trying to get in. Part of me thought it might be a burglar, another part figured it was probably just a raccoon.
So, I laid down flour to see if any foot prints would turn up.
Next morning, raccoon prints all over the deck and around the window. It seems it also left me a half-eaten hotdog.
Raccoons are silly.
Give a little. =♥=
It wasn't a drill, and I was scared shitless
Also during seventh grade this jerk stole my books when I went to the bathroom
The teacher held up class and had everyone help look for it
She also took out a bunch of people that were there before the bell rang and said that if they didn't confess the punishment would be a whole lot worse
Stupid jerk "found" them a few minutes later, he also WENT RIGHT TO THEM\ after the class got held up
The assistant teacher said "You found those pretty fast"
The main teacher took him and another kid out AND ATE THEM UP!
Teachers always have been there for me :biggrin.gif:
I went to investigate and I found a burglar raiding the fridge.
I chased him off by throwing large rocks at the back of his head.
I only got three good hits. :/
Rednecks can be sooo stupid.
lol
Raise my dragons please!!
"No, I don't have that report. Someone stole my backpack, and it was in there!"
Committed against me, heh. Some stupid wannabe gangbanger(there is a lot around here) was pissed at me. So they got a car, drove past where I live. As they were driving away, the driver leans out the window and flips me off. He hits the curb at 40 mile an hour. A bunch of broken bones. That was good.
He later said he did it "Because I thought you were cute"
Feh, this is why i'm afraid of gay people
Talk about absurd.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
The robbers broke into a different car in the street and left the Mentos there.
...you have rocks in your kitchen?