Here are my 2 favorite:
"Today I was in science and one of the students (who had diabetes) had to go to the nurse
because his blood sugar was too high. After he leaves, the teacher calls into the office and
says, "I'm sending down Brennan. He's high again." The class nearly erupted. New favorite
teacher? I think so. MLIA."
and
"Today, I was flirting with a quiet guy in my math class. The girl that everybody hates came
over to us and asked, "So are you two love birds going to make out after class?" To which
the guy responded, "Yeah, it's going to be me, her, and your mom. Feel free to join in, but
you have to pitch in 5 bucks, your mom is expensive!" I knew there was a reason I liked
the quiet ones. MLIA"
Hrm, Hope this isnt against the rules
EDIT: There is another one called www.fmylife.com (**** My Life)
Its where people talk about things that happened to them that are...****ed up, You can post those here too
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Those who do.
And those that don't.
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"I'd like to sssssssspeak to you about Jeeesssussssss...."
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Rain, rain, go away,
THAT'S WHAT ALL THE HATERS SAY.
Today, my friend's teacher saw the notebook that we pass back and forth between classes. He said it was neat, then read the front, which had our names on it "Tay + Janine." He then told her that if you rearrange the letters and drop the "e" my name spells "ninja." I can now say I have ninja in me. I've never felt so awesome. MLIA.
Awesomeness
The other day I was driving home from work and I noticed that the license plate on the car in front of me was BWRZMBS (beware zombies). At the next light I pulled up next to him and motioned for him to roll down his window. I asked him what his survival plan was. For the next seven lights we discussed out zombie survival plans. I have a new best friend.
The other day I was driving home from work and I noticed that the license plate on the car in front of me was BWRZMBS (beware zombies). At the next light I pulled up next to him and motioned for him to roll down his window. I asked him what his survival plan was. For the next seven lights we discussed out zombie survival plans. I have a new best friend.
Lol i remember that one
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There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary.
Those who do.
And those that don't.
Quote from HeadHunter67 »
"I'd like to sssssssspeak to you about Jeeesssussssss...."
Quote from Theonlydoh2 »
Rain, rain, go away,
THAT'S WHAT ALL THE HATERS SAY.
Today a bug landed on my computer screen so I tried clicking on it with my mouse. It fell off and died. I think I kind of did that with my mind. MLIA
I find this one hilarious!
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Today I read a packet of non-dairy creamer. The only ingredient was milk... I'm sincerely confused. MLIA
Today, while doing math, I realized the book gave me the equation F(u). See, even the book agrees that math is useless. MLIA
Last one.
Today, I found out I could touch my tongue to the top of my nose after years of wanting to accomplish this. How did I find out? When I was eating pudding and it got on my nose while I was holding pudding in one hand, a spoon in the other, and walking outside. I then realized about 5 cars and 10 other people walking were watching me try to get the pudding off my nose. They cheered for me. MLIA.
I was laughing so hard when I read this.
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Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
I didn't actually submit this, but I have a short MLIA story for this occasion.
A while ago, my parents were having keypad locks installed on our house doors, and the three people that came to connect them were all Mexicans - That's not the funny part >.> After they had seemingly finished, they tested it by making a random code (That we reset later) and trying to open it. Everything went well and the door locked and unlocked when appropriate, until one of the workers opened the door after it unlocked. Our alarm went off and all three of them jumped back, the one at the door yelling, "No man, I no touch nothing!"
I guess the real funny part is that he actually said it like that.
While playing video games with my little brother I was trying to teach him some of the ten hit combos in Tekken 3. While showing him Kazuyas, King blocked my attack and counterd, My mother who’d been watching on the couch then yells “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!” IMMD
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Here are my 2 favorite:
"Today I was in science and one of the students (who had diabetes) had to go to the nurse
because his blood sugar was too high. After he leaves, the teacher calls into the office and
says, "I'm sending down Brennan. He's high again." The class nearly erupted. New favorite
teacher? I think so. MLIA."
and
"Today, I was flirting with a quiet guy in my math class. The girl that everybody hates came
over to us and asked, "So are you two love birds going to make out after class?" To which
the guy responded, "Yeah, it's going to be me, her, and your mom. Feel free to join in, but
you have to pitch in 5 bucks, your mom is expensive!" I knew there was a reason I liked
the quiet ones. MLIA"
Hrm, Hope this isnt against the rules
EDIT: There is another one called www.fmylife.com (**** My Life)
Its where people talk about things that happened to them that are...****ed up, You can post those here too
Today, my friend's teacher saw the notebook that we pass back and forth between classes. He said it was neat, then read the front, which had our names on it "Tay + Janine." He then told her that if you rearrange the letters and drop the "e" my name spells "ninja." I can now say I have ninja in me. I've never felt so awesome. MLIA.
Awesomeness
The other day I was driving home from work and I noticed that the license plate on the car in front of me was BWRZMBS (beware zombies). At the next light I pulled up next to him and motioned for him to roll down his window. I asked him what his survival plan was. For the next seven lights we discussed out zombie survival plans. I have a new best friend.
Lol i remember that one
I find this one hilarious!
Edit:
Today I read a packet of non-dairy creamer. The only ingredient was milk... I'm sincerely confused. MLIA
Today, while doing math, I realized the book gave me the equation F(u). See, even the book agrees that math is useless. MLIA
Last one.
Today, I found out I could touch my tongue to the top of my nose after years of wanting to accomplish this. How did I find out? When I was eating pudding and it got on my nose while I was holding pudding in one hand, a spoon in the other, and walking outside. I then realized about 5 cars and 10 other people walking were watching me try to get the pudding off my nose. They cheered for me. MLIA.
I was laughing so hard when I read this.
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this is an awesome website.
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A while ago, my parents were having keypad locks installed on our house doors, and the three people that came to connect them were all Mexicans - That's not the funny part >.> After they had seemingly finished, they tested it by making a random code (That we reset later) and trying to open it. Everything went well and the door locked and unlocked when appropriate, until one of the workers opened the door after it unlocked. Our alarm went off and all three of them jumped back, the one at the door yelling, "No man, I no touch nothing!"
I guess the real funny part is that he actually said it like that.
While playing video games with my little brother I was trying to teach him some of the ten hit combos in Tekken 3. While showing him Kazuyas, King blocked my attack and counterd, My mother who’d been watching on the couch then yells “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!” IMMD