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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
Which two letters are very jealous? N-V.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I Googled "how to start a fire". I got 48,500 matches.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
", sans-serif">Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Check out my suggestions! Here is one of them:
*plays Pokemon Go*
*sees a rare, giant rock snake pokemon*
"well that's Onix-pected."
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I want to tell a joke about noble gases... but all the good ones argon.
NBA pun
PVP Legend
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
PVP Legend
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
PVP Legend
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
PVP Legend
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
PVP Legend
A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
PVP Legend
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
PVP Legend
Which two letters are very jealous? N-V.
PVP Legend
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
PVP Legend
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I Googled "how to start a fire". I got 48,500 matches.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
PVP Legend
", sans-serif">Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
PVP Legend
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
PVP Legend
I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
PVP Legend
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Check out my suggestions! Here is one of them:
*plays Pokemon Go*
*sees a rare, giant rock snake pokemon*
"well that's Onix-pected."
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
I want to tell a joke about noble gases... but all the good ones argon.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found