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Quote from Spark»

Probably because we're all arrogant and scary, nobody wants to mess with us. We made the Romans and Vikings run in fear.

I just downloaded the trial of FL studio. I'm not even that good at making music. The best I can do is make a five second song, and have it loop. :/

Quote from Dextrous»

huh I never thought to have it with cheese before. definitely need to try that now.

I have only a slight grasp on FL studio at the moment, but it's fun messing around with the sounds.

All of this talk about food is making me feel really hungry.

I can't work a stove, at all, though.

Good thing microwaves exist.

Quote from Dextrous»

I consider myself a master chef, tyvm. here's a selection of recipes from my cookbook:

curry pasta

1. boil pasta until tender and drain
2. add a lot of tomato purée
3. add curry powder
4. mix

cheese and onion crisps

1. cut potatoes along long axis with peeler
2. deep fry
3. stand crisps
4. salt crisps
5. crumble cheese with salt and sugar
6. dice spring onions
7. put stuff with other stuff

coffee and tea

1. put teabag in cup (preferably ceylon tea because it's the best)
2. add coffee granules
3. do everything else as normal

potato cubes

1. cut potatoes into tiny cubes
2. fry

tasty chips

1. get chips
2. add tomato sauce
3. soak with a ridiculous amount of vinegar

seafood sauce sandwich

1. get bread
2. add three parts mayonnaise to two parts tomato sauce
3. spread to mix
4. cover with other slice of bread

pbcs&j sandwich

1. get bread
2. spread peanut butter
3. spread chocolate spread
4. spread jam
5. cover with other slice of bread

fancy pot noodle

1. get pot noodle
2. get fresh vegetables and dice where appropriate
3. add to pot noodle

and many more

and yes I have tried all of these.

Quote from Dextrous»

yeah I should. I could do like prospective recipes where I haven't actually tried them yet because I would prefer if other people would throw up instead of me.

here's a few more I just remembered

cereal sandwich

1. butter bread
2. add breakfast cereal of choice
3. cover

gloop

1. make one of those cheapo pasta and sauce things students give themselves malnourishment with
2. add mince (I used asda's own brand vegetarian mexican chilli)
3. add kidney beans

crisp sandwich

1. butter bread
2. add crisps of choice
3. cover

mayo beans

1. cook tinned beans
2. add mayonnaise

spaghetti beans

1. cook tinned beans and spaghetti at same time

butter toastie

1. butter both sides of two slices of bread
2. put extra butter on sides that will be in middle of sandwich
3. cook in sandwich toaster

wendsleydale and spring onions

1. cut spring onion down side so it opens
2. put bits of wendsleydale inside of it

more sweetcorn than pizza

1. take uncooked pizza
2. coat with sweetcorn until entire pizza covered with no gaps
3. coat with more sweetcorn so there are two layers of sweetcorn
4. cook

biscuits and tomato sauce

1. take biscuit such as custard cream, bourbon or malt milk
2. add tomato sauce

tomato purée straight from the tube

1. eat tomato purée straight from the tube

disclaimer: don't even accuse me of making these up. you damn well bet I've made all of these.

Quote from Dextrous»

yeah I should. I could do like prospective recipes where I haven't actually tried them yet because I would prefer if other people would throw up instead of me.

here's a few more I just remembered

cereal sandwich

1. butter bread
2. add breakfast cereal of choice
3. cover

gloop

1. make one of those cheapo pasta and sauce things students give themselves malnourishment with
2. add mince (I used asda's own brand vegetarian mexican chilli)
3. add kidney beans

crisp sandwich

1. butter bread
2. add crisps of choice
3. cover

mayo beans

1. cook tinned beans
2. add mayonnaise

spaghetti beans

1. cook tinned beans and spaghetti at same time

butter toastie

1. butter both sides of two slices of bread
2. put extra butter on sides that will be in middle of sandwich
3. cook in sandwich toaster

wendsleydale and spring onions

1. cut spring onion down side so it opens
2. put bits of wendsleydale inside of it

more sweetcorn than pizza

1. take uncooked pizza
2. coat with sweetcorn until entire pizza covered with no gaps
3. coat with more sweetcorn so there are two layers of sweetcorn
4. cook

biscuits and tomato sauce

1. take biscuit such as custard cream, bourbon or malt milk
2. add tomato sauce

tomato purée straight from the tube

1. eat tomato purée straight from the tube

disclaimer: don't even accuse me of making these up. you damn well bet I've made all of these.

Quote from Dextrous»

yeah, I'm basically a young heston blumenthal. still waiting on my michelin star.

Quote from embonpoint»

A proper Guy Fieri

Quote from Dextrous»

if you do I'll give you cooking tips if you say which specific one

hold up I haven't made a soup yet

actually that's on my list of things I want to try. I was thinking something like french onion soup with caramelized onion and a variety of onion types. I also have an idea for bombay potato soup.

other things on my list that I want to try making include a spicy bean, mushy pea and sweetcorn pasty, a sweet pasty (like apple or rhubarb), tomato cake, and pumpkin everything. these aren't very original though. I should try coming up with a recipe all by myself and see how long I can keep the vomit down for.

Hello Everyone

This is the first time I post on a chat thread, I hope I don't mess up or anything XD

So I'm just going to put this cake over here and leave...

Welcome Squidy, and I wouldn't worry about messing up, apparently anything goes here. Heh.

As for the cake, well, food does seem to be the theme for this evening.

Cake is good.

Quote from Squ1dy»

So I'm just going to put this cake over here and leave...

MINE!

Quote from Thunderhoof111»

Buy a vacuum cleaner. Destroy it. Clean it up with another vacuum. Destroy that one. Then, clean it up with another vacuum.

I'm heading back to school tomorrow. But it's about time, though, since seemingly everyone on the forum is already past that point.

Quote from Dinh_AaronMk»

My keyboard is ded, gotta use onscreen keyboard to type. Tried figuring it out on my own and with help, couldn't get anything done. If anyone has any options before I make calls or spend money have a Steam convo with a friend to get situation report, ain't going to go much further in writing.

AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Would you have any ideas on how to get a nonworking keyboard workinh? I tried a different keyboard, reinstalling/whatever drivers for it, and plugging it into different USB sockets.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: My mouse works and I get the onscreen keyboard only.
Featherus: If you've done all that and it's still not working, then it may just be a broken keybord.
Featherus: Have you switched if off and back on again?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: I tried a different keyboard.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: that didn't work either.
Featherus: Oh... That's odd
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: And I restarted, turned it off, and even looked inside it.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: The computer, inside that.
Featherus: https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/kb/258826
Featherus: I'm guessing you've done all that
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Yes
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Friend of mine now is saying to go buy a non usb keyboard.
Featherus: A whireless keybord?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: if they exist
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Well, just non_usb
Featherus: Do any of your usb sockets work with other things?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: No, strangely. I tried plugging in my Wacom tablet and it didn't work
Featherus: But your USB mouse works?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Gotta wait untill tomorrow I guess to call cousin or take it to a repair place
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: yes
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: until i move it
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: it only works in it's one socket
Featherus: It sounds like it's an issue with your USB ports
Featherus: Maybe they are unplugged or the drivers arn't working correctly
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: and the keyboard won'r work therr
Featherus: Or they don't have enough power
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: friend said to uninstall my usb drivers and restart, but i don't feel confident enough to do that.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: I don't want to cripple this more
Featherus: Yeah, if you're not confident in doing that sutff, then that's fine.
Featherus: It just means you need to find someone to do it for you
Featherus: A good PC repare place would be able to sucsessfuly diognose and fix the issue.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: this machine also has had a habit of "restarting" my usb ****, but that's always been annoying and not this.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: and it did that when my keyboard died.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: it also seems like my comp knows it's there, but doesn't know what my keyboard is.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Same with Wacom tablet.
Featherus: So you can see it appearing in the device manager?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: yea
Featherus: But it's not installing drivers?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: I'd screenshot it, but no print screen
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: yea, not installing
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: I get two cases of "USB keyboard" with the unknown device icon.
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Little warning sign there

...

Featherus: Anyawy, back to the keybord...
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Yes
Featherus: Have you done a virus scan?
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: Lemme do that
AaronMk #MakePhlogGreatAgain: And we're off

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