>You will never be violently ravaged every night
>You will never go to work the next day, bruised and scratched
>You will never have your co-workers ask, "What happened?"
>You will never answer: "A good time".
No. I can make creepy noises and inappropriate gestures which aren't allowed to be mentioned on this forum. I can easily creep people out.
Okay that's just unfair. Also cruel.
Seriously, tons of kids go around on halloween looking for candy. Making inappropriate gestures will just make them confused. If you were a parent, how would you react if some creep who's near-adult and watches MLP was teaching your kid something they didn't need to know?