I was in earth science class(the only kind of science I hate besides chemistry.) Students were just reading out the textbook outloud. Unspeakably boring, it was putting me to sleep. Then I fell asleep. My head fell over and slammed on the desk. That immediately woke me up and the loud noise it made it apparently woke a bunch of other students who were also being put to sleep in class.
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My senior year of high school, my friends and I put a bunch of milk cartons in a tree outside (we were allowed to sit outside) and let them spoil (don't ask why, we don't know). About a month later, we decided to replace the milk in the tree with the milk from a kid's lunch (he was being rude to us so we got pissed off). The kid drank it and got violently ill.
TLDR; we made a kid projectile vomit spoiled milk on a district superintendent and never got in trouble for it.
My senior year of high school, my friends and I put a bunch of milk cartons in a tree outside (we were allowed to sit outside) and let them spoil (don't ask why, we don't know). About a month later, we decided to replace the milk in the tree with the milk from a kid's lunch (he was being rude to us so we got pissed off). The kid drank it and got violently ill.
TLDR; we made a kid projectile vomit spoiled milk on a district superintendent and never got in trouble for it.
The TLDR was not needed, but the story it self is amazing!
In 8th grade in the beginning of the school year, we were quietly working in class, and I had been in the hallway so I was coming back in. I had my laptop, my notebook, and my textbook in my arms, and I tried to open the door to the classroom. So basically I almost got it, but then my laptop started slipping out of my arms so I started SCREAMING. (It was an expensive laptop!) I had to close the door again to pick up my laptop.
My friend later told me it looked like I opened the door, randomly screamed at everyone, then closed it again.
8th grade year I ripped a drinking fountain off of the wall. Later that same year I pulled the fire alarm and the whole school had to evacuate. No big deal or anything.
This actually happened exactly one day less than a year ago. I had to go to a presentation along with all the other students in my grade. We went to the presentation room and the presenter started. It was all fine until I saw one of her slides proclaiming "Its safe". Well naturally, I wasn't going to stand for this, my hand shot up, "Yes? You in the back?" "There should be an apostrophe there." I pointed. 500+ kids let out a long "Ooooohhh." The presenter, being somewhat embarrassed, said "Okay, I only made this 15 minutes ago." I don't think I've ever felt more satisfied in my life.
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I was in earth science class(the only kind of science I hate besides chemistry.) Students were just reading out the textbook outloud. Unspeakably boring, it was putting me to sleep. Then I fell asleep. My head fell over and slammed on the desk. That immediately woke me up and the loud noise it made it apparently woke a bunch of other students who were also being put to sleep in class.
My senior year of high school, my friends and I put a bunch of milk cartons in a tree outside (we were allowed to sit outside) and let them spoil (don't ask why, we don't know). About a month later, we decided to replace the milk in the tree with the milk from a kid's lunch (he was being rude to us so we got pissed off). The kid drank it and got violently ill.
TLDR; we made a kid projectile vomit spoiled milk on a district superintendent and never got in trouble for it.
The TLDR was not needed, but the story it self is amazing!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
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That story is glorious.
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I've told so many puns in Chemistry class...
One time there was a paper with an element on it that was curling. I said, "If only the element were iron. Then it would be a curling iron."
I don't even play Minecraft much anymore yet here I am on the Minecraft forums for some reason...
In 8th grade in the beginning of the school year, we were quietly working in class, and I had been in the hallway so I was coming back in. I had my laptop, my notebook, and my textbook in my arms, and I tried to open the door to the classroom. So basically I almost got it, but then my laptop started slipping out of my arms so I started SCREAMING. (It was an expensive laptop!) I had to close the door again to pick up my laptop.
My friend later told me it looked like I opened the door, randomly screamed at everyone, then closed it again.
It was not a fun year.
8th grade year I ripped a drinking fountain off of the wall. Later that same year I pulled the fire alarm and the whole school had to evacuate. No big deal or anything.
This actually happened exactly one day less than a year ago. I had to go to a presentation along with all the other students in my grade. We went to the presentation room and the presenter started. It was all fine until I saw one of her slides proclaiming "Its safe". Well naturally, I wasn't going to stand for this, my hand shot up, "Yes? You in the back?" "There should be an apostrophe there." I pointed. 500+ kids let out a long "Ooooohhh." The presenter, being somewhat embarrassed, said "Okay, I only made this 15 minutes ago." I don't think I've ever felt more satisfied in my life.
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