"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
"Odd is Benjamin Franklin playing tetherball with Van Helsing. Odd is a big toed tadpole tainted by the tides of a dawn since past. ODD IS A FORTY YEAR OLD OFFICER CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT DREAMING ABOUT LIFE ON THE ROAD AS A TRAVELING NAKED CONTORTIONIST! NEVER RETURNING HOME! NEVER STOPPING OR BREAKING HIS STRIDE! Uhm. Unless he sells at TGI Fridays. ******* loves that place."