An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for a third of a beer. The third asks for a ninth of a beer. The fourth begins to order an twentyseventh of a beer but the bartender cuts him off.
"You're all idiots."
He pours one and a half beers and goes to help other customers.
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And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
It's spaghetti, you really think it's capable of understand arithmetic? You think it can understand anything?
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One day, a geek and two non-geeks are chatting. The geek tells the non-geeks that he's going out, and he leaves. One non-geek mentions that the geek likes Star Trek, and the other non-geek tells her that the geek actually likes Star Wars and not Star Trek. The other non-geek asks what the difference is and the non-geek says that there is no difference but that they just get angry when you mess the two up.
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One day, a geek and two non-geeks are chatting. The geek tells the non-geeks that he's going out, and he leaves. One non-geek mentions that the geek likes Star Trek, and the other non-geek tells her that the geek actually likes Star Wars and not Star Trek. The other non-geek asks what the difference is and the non-geek says that there is no difference but that they just get angry when you mess the two up.
Well it was obviously Star Wars since Star Wars is the best : P
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
This nerd asked another nerd if they wanna play "go fish" the 2nd nerd says "ok" But the first nerd was more OCD that he organized the cards in pairs.[ p.s. i think i made this 1 up]
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My current avatar is Gyro Zeppeli from the popular manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He's my favorite character. I love his optimism, dry humor, and his ability to do considerable damage even without a stand.
sorry, if I did some necroposting, but here's a joke!
Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke?
Man 2: Ok
Man 1: I was just joking
Man 2: That wasn't a joke!
Man 1: Do you know what the word "joking" means?
Man 2: .....
Man 1: I'm just joking
Man 2: i dont get it
I Higgs Boson particle walks into a church but the priest stops it and says "We don't allow Higgs Boson particles here." So the Higgs Boson particle replies "But without me how could you have mass?"
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
I was walking downtown yesterday and passed by a street-preacher on the corner. He waved me down and asked me if I was Saved. I told him I'd saved at the last checkpoint & could re-spawn from there.
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A girl and a guy are on a date studying. Like real hardcore studying They are both huge nerds. They are falling in love. The girl says to the guy "Are you feelin it?" In a romantic way. The guy replies with a yes. Then she asks in a romantic way "Watchya feelin?" The guy replies "I'M UNDERSTANDING ALGEBRA!!!!"
That one, I came up with on my own
Everytime I have a crush on someone, I get macular degeneration.... Because they are a sparkle to my eyes.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for a third of a beer. The third asks for a ninth of a beer. The fourth begins to order an twentyseventh of a beer but the bartender cuts him off.
"You're all idiots."
He pours one and a half beers and goes to help other customers.
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
It never uses its noodles.
It's spaghetti, you really think it's capable of understand arithmetic? You think it can understand anything?
It can understand why it is so incredibly delicious.
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
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During the ceremony, the priest asks "Are you willing to accept the hand off this fine lady?"
The Nerd responds "I accept the terms and conditions of the contract!"
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A nerd is playing videogames in his room, his window is open and a strong gush of cold air enters.
"Brrr, it's getting cold, we better close the windows!"
ALT+F4
Roleplay characters:
Death (me)
War
Pestilence
Famine
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium, sodium sodium sodium BATMAAAAN!
Roleplay characters:
Death (me)
War
Pestilence
Famine
Well it was obviously Star Wars since Star Wars is the best : P
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
This nerd asked another nerd if they wanna play "go fish" the 2nd nerd says "ok" But the first nerd was more OCD that he organized the cards in pairs.[ p.s. i think i made this 1 up]
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I'm not gonna raichu a love song...
okay, yes, I get it. Nobody likes Pokemon jokes.
But hey...
at least that means...
my jokes will be...
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My current avatar is Gyro Zeppeli from the popular manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He's my favorite character. I love his optimism, dry humor, and his ability to do considerable damage even without a stand.
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You are now breathing manually.
How do you know the moon is going broke?
Its down to its last quarter.
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sorry, if I did some necroposting, but here's a joke!
Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke?
Man 2: Ok
Man 1: I was just joking
Man 2: That wasn't a joke!
Man 1: Do you know what the word "joking" means?
Man 2: .....
Man 1: I'm just joking
Man 2: i dont get it
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I Higgs Boson particle walks into a church but the priest stops it and says "We don't allow Higgs Boson particles here." So the Higgs Boson particle replies "But without me how could you have mass?"
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer,
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
He doesn't react.
I haven't abandoned this forum just yet.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow faster than light particles in this bar."
A tachyon walks into the bar.
I'd link my 4chan account here, but . . . well, it doesn't take a genius to figure out why I can't do that.
I was walking downtown yesterday and passed by a street-preacher on the corner. He waved me down and asked me if I was Saved. I told him I'd saved at the last checkpoint & could re-spawn from there.
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Most beautiful people I know are made of copper and tellurium. That makes them a cu te
A girl and a guy are on a date studying. Like real hardcore studying They are both huge nerds. They are falling in love. The girl says to the guy "Are you feelin it?" In a romantic way. The guy replies with a yes. Then she asks in a romantic way "Watchya feelin?" The guy replies "I'M UNDERSTANDING ALGEBRA!!!!"
That one, I came up with on my own
Everytime I have a crush on someone, I get macular degeneration.... Because they are a sparkle to my eyes.
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