Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says:
I'll have a glass of H2O
The second one says:
I'll have a glass of H2O too.
The second scientist dies after drinking it.
(More of a nerd joke, to be honest)
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one approaches the counter and asks for a schooner of stout, the second one asks for half a schooner of stout and the third one asks for a quarter of a schooner of stout.
The bartender stops them, pours two schooners of stout, and says "You guys don't know your limits."
My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
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the tv show the big bang theory geek jokes non-stop
and here is a bad joke
why cant the zombie genus ever solve a math problem cause he always ends up thinking of brain pi (sorry it was supposed to be the pi sign but am retarded are cant figure out how to get it lol)
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"good night, good luck" -dying light
i think we should all use common sense and logic when we answer and ask a question but always stay open minded
just cause science fails to explain something does not mean its real (afterlife,big foot, ghosts etc..) does not mean its fake try to stay opened mined instead of closed
Can't wait to see what you guys find!
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I'll have a glass of H2O
The second one says:
I'll have a glass of H2O too.
The second scientist dies after drinking it.
(More of a nerd joke, to be honest)
Wow, you look so cute today!
The bartender stops them, pours two schooners of stout, and says "You guys don't know your limits."
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The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
一切是真棒!
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NOPE I REMEMBER actually no... never mind, my chemistry jokes dont get good reactions.
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
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.....I hate being colorblind.
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
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You are now breathing manually.
The joke is supposed to be either an electron or a proton and a neutron.
electrons are negatively charged, protons are positively charged, and neutrons have no electric charge.
I knew I did something wrong there...
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You are now breathing manually.
and here is a bad joke
why cant the zombie genus ever solve a math problem cause he always ends up thinking of brain pi (sorry it was supposed to be the pi sign but am retarded are cant figure out how to get it lol)
"good night, good luck" -dying light
i think we should all use common sense and logic when we answer and ask a question but always stay open minded
just cause science fails to explain something does not mean its real (afterlife,big foot, ghosts etc..) does not mean its fake try to stay opened mined instead of closed