Getting cereal. More often than not, I put the cereal box into the fridge, and the milk into wherever the cereal box was. Then I wonder where the milk and cereal went.
I once was taking a test in a booklet, and I put the answers for the wrong test on the answer document. I had to erase all of my answers and start over.
I find myself typing and writing letters-even words-absentmindedly nowadays.
EDIT: I remember this one time where I put my phone on the edge of the counter while I sat down and had a drink of milk. When my phone went missing, my entire family (including me) searched for it, until we found out that it fell into a nearby, open drawer.
I finish eating and I threw my 3ds in the trash...
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At school we do Road Patrol. One day I thought I had missed my ENTIRE WEEK OF DOING IT. Then I realised it was 2-3 weeks away
It takes special kinds.
For me, it's something like skipping a test question on an answer sheet, or thinking something is in my pocket and then having a scare when it's not there, or cracking an egg and missing.
So this one time I'm sitting at dinner with a girl and her family and as were talking I accidentally spill some water on the table cloth. I say "Don't worry I'll get it" and forgetting that it's a tablecloth I pull the whole entire thing and everything crashes to the floor.
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1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
I had the keys to my English teacher's classroom... I unlocked the door then left the keys in the classroom and then the door closed... and it was locked.....
I once tried to drink through my straw by tipping the glass so that the straw would get in my mouth. I spilled half of my drink before I realized what was going on.
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I once thought that I lost my phone so I took my phone out of my pocket and called my dad to see if he knew where it was. Here's the conversation.
"Hey dad do you know where my phone is?"
"Umm yeah son why do you ask."
"Well I think I lost my phone."
"Son how are you calling me right now?"
"Well I'm using my phone........."
"And if your using your phone then what?"
"That I just called you on my phone asking if you've seen my phone while holding my phone."
"Yep."
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I reached into my pocket and almost had a heart attack when I couldn't find my phone. It was in my other pocket.
I know some one that was looking for their phone using their phone as a light.
*Throws candy bar in bin by accident*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
EDIT: I remember this one time where I put my phone on the edge of the counter while I sat down and had a drink of milk. When my phone went missing, my entire family (including me) searched for it, until we found out that it fell into a nearby, open drawer.
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So basically, I'm stupid.
It takes special kinds.
For me, it's something like skipping a test question on an answer sheet, or thinking something is in my pocket and then having a scare when it's not there, or cracking an egg and missing.
Yay! Im special!
So basically, I'm stupid.
I feel as if something's wrong here.
"Hey dad do you know where my phone is?"
"Umm yeah son why do you ask."
"Well I think I lost my phone."
"Son how are you calling me right now?"
"Well I'm using my phone........."
"And if your using your phone then what?"
"That I just called you on my phone asking if you've seen my phone while holding my phone."
"Yep."
This is why you just hit it with a hammer. Much eaiser
So basically, I'm stupid.