I finally awaken and see the beast tearing apart our little bunker of a building. Remembering something about these a Tainted things, I attempt words, but my mouth keeps failing me.
"Only... Heart... If not... Decapita-" I am stopped mid sentence by a shelf being thrown at me.
((Dang guys! Yesterday, I was really impressed by how we got roughly 30 responses. Now, on the third day of this RP, we already have over 75 Replies! Freaking amazing. I really appreciate how you all have stuck with my so far, even if it has only been a few days. You guys are the best crew I could ask for!))
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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7/8/2013
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"I would find a place less, oh I don't know, about to be destroyed!" Demetria cries to the others, avoiding the attacks of the monster. She closes her eyes, imagining herself becoming the flames of her soul, becoming hotter, and says a prayer to her mother and the magic goddess. When she opens her eyes, she is not a girl, but a figure of fire. She proceeds to use this to attack the Tainted.((Ninja, this roleplay is amazing! I'm surprised it doesn't have over 9000 replies!))
And so Phil set off on his epic quest with his companion Phil and his sister Phil. Together they will face against many Phils to find out what happened to Phil before Phil destroys the world to get revenge on Phil for cheating on him with Phil.
((TBH, I haven't seen an RP progress this quickly since my old Megaman one...))
I make out some of what is being said. "According to that guy who just fell unconscious, we should either aim for the heart, or decapitate the thing." I continue firing, hoping we can take this oversized Tainted One down.
(If you're telling me I have to either puncture their heart or decapitate them, this is gonna get very difficult)
As the creature burns, I run up to it and kick it in it's testicles.
Or, where it's testicles would be.
The creature cries out in even more pain, and fall over backwards.
As it burns, I decide to capture the moment in poetry. BURNING AND BURNING, NO END IN SIGHT MY HELPLESS OPPONENT CONSUMED BY THE LIGHT AS I LAUGH AT THEIR FATE, THE EMBERS WILL DIM AND FIRE WILL CLEANSE THE BODY OF SIN
. . .
Perfect.
Suddenly, the creature stops moving.
It's howls of terror are reduced to a mere whimper.
I walk over to it, and look into it's eyes. That's right. You're my b*tch now.
And the silence and slow sound of burning is replaced by deafening, insane, laughter.
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Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
((Wow I know that I may be repeating this, but this rp is going fast!"
"Great now I can't even do anything because I can't decapi-That's it!" I think before calling out "Someone cover me!" I yelled as I leaped into action, locating a long metal pole and some motor oil I quickly get to work. Pounding the metal into a rather blunt blade I cover the pole-sword in motor oil and light it creating my very own (crappy) flame sword. Rushing towards the beast I am stopped in my tracks by the beauty of a girl literally made out of fire attacking the tainted. "It's......beautiful" I whisper before regaining my composure and restating my charge. Jumping on top of one of the shelves I jump into the air before plunging my fire sword deep into it's eye. The beast roars in pain before swatting me away with one of it's gigantic hands."Son of a b**ch" I curse as I land, my arm taking the most of the fall.
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1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
I heard what he had said, and nodded. "Should be a simple task," I said, aiming a paralysis arrow at the beast's heart. "Just in case," I said, letting the arrow fly.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
And so Phil set off on his epic quest with his companion Phil and his sister Phil. Together they will face against many Phils to find out what happened to Phil before Phil destroys the world to get revenge on Phil for cheating on him with Phil.
1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
(Apparently not.)
I stand up and look around.
Off in the distance, way in the east . . .
Something appears to be happening.
Folding back my wings, I charge in that direction for about twenty minutes.
I suddenly grind to a halt.
Before me is a city full of those strange creatures.
I leap up onto a roof, and begin creeping forwards.
Looking over the edge, I see that they appear to be clustered around a grocery store.
I leap off the roof of the building I'm on and glide down to the roof of the grocery store.
I look over the ledge, and see the creatures charging into the entrance. Well . . . F*ck.
I leap off the roof and land in front of a group of two or three of the creatures and breathe a stream of bluefire onto them. Not paying them any more mind, I charge into the building, clumsily knocking over shelves and displays. Looking around, I am greeted with a scene of absolute chaos.
Humans ran around, attacking the creatures. Demigods channeled strange magics, and . . . Why is there a mechanical rotwiler?
The chaos was, in a way, perfect.
I roared with delight, and flung myself at one of the creatures.
(que the music: )
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
While the beast was being held down, I run over, take my now-bloody screwdriver out of it's neck, put it and my shotgun away, take out a wrench, and prepare to swing it in hopes of decapitation. However, the beast swats me away, and i tumble into one of the shelves with enough force to knock it down. "Ow..."
The creature I charge at picks up a man and flings him into a shelf. I jump into the air and grab onto the beast, landing on it's back.
Trying to avoid the man in the shelves, i breathe a concentrated blast of fire at the large creature. I use it's back as a wall and kick off of it, knocking it into the floor.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
I could feel myself constantly switching my awareness, from on to off and back. Even though it was blurry, I saw the Tainted Being fighting against my friends, but watched as something nearly it's size came into the room, cracking a whip. Unfortunately, once the creature entered and pushed over some shelves, one landed on my forehead, spilling a large amount of blood. However, even that wasn't of my concern.
"No! Get to cover!" I screamed, only starting to realize the situation. The Earring of Lust, hit by a soft object — a loaf of bread, that used to be sitting on the shelf — that replicated human touch, started glowing bright blue. I had only fractions of a second to summon all my remaining energy to teleport every ally, including the strange demonic creature that walked in, to the outskirts of the city, just as another massive explosion of energy, runic symbols, and lightning demolished the building we were in. A second ring lost, I realized.
"Is it... Dead?" I asked, my voice dry. Not waiting for an answer, my head fell into the sand, my blood staining it a crimson hue.
((To clarify, only we were moved. The Tainted One got his face blown up))
Looking around I ask "Okay what the he-" *BOOOM* I am suddenly knocked from my feet as a giant explosion rang out across the entire desert. Looking back at where we just were my jaw drops as I see a giant mushroom cloud rise from where we just were. "Okay if they can do that then I think were all screwed." I say before seeing that our incredibly powerful friend just collapsed in the sand. "Oh crap." I say while rushing over to where he collapsed. "Does anyone have any medical experience?" I ask not even acknowledging the giant 10ft tall monster. Okay it hasn't killed us all yet, maybe it's friendly?
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1 Year ago the military was on the losing side of the war. All seemed bleak until one soldier brought a penguin in to training. They had trained that penguin in the use of explosives and sent him out into the field. They had thought that they had won but the agent went rouge. Now he only lives on as a legend, the legend of ShotgunPenguin.
One second I'm in the store ordering Bloodhound around, the next we're all on the outskirts of town and - KABOOM! A massive explosion. Dazed but conscious, I look for Bloodhound. He's a few feet away, but standing up and still perfectly intact. There's other people, too, though I can't tell if it's the entire group. Tobias and Lucy, at least, it would seem. Tobias is pretty badly hurt. I stumble over next to him and drop to my knees, figuring my experience patching up my friends from fights would come in handy now.
"Bleeding from the forehead - why don't we start with some kind of bandage?" I say, out of breath. I look around - a convenient but small piece of cloth lies on the ground close to a nearby building. "Bloodhound, bring that cloth here," I order, still breathing heavily. He obeys, and I press the cloth against Tobias's forehead. The bleeding doesn't slow very noticeably. "Doesn't appear to be doing too much," I remark, still winded. "Anybody willing to sacrifice some clothing?"
Damn, I was having fun.
I sit down in the dirt, looking around. What an odd party this is.
A girl. No, two.
Three?
Quite a few of the characters seemed to share an affinity for fire. That's good.
There were mechanics, two of them, it seemed.
One had a dog.
Well, a mechdog.
There were other characters, too.
People that had seen hard times.
People that knew anger and sadness and fear.
People that knew how to survive.
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Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
((New deities are being discovered! Feel free to switch to a new one if it suits your fancy a bit better.))
As my wandering soul, I attempt to shake my jacket, even though your senses would have to be incredibly keen to notice. Attempting to signal to use my jacket as a cloth, I kept at shaking my Spiritual Version of the Nemean Windbreaker coat.
"Ah, screw it, I'll just use his," I say, my breathing slightly less heavy now. I rip off a long, thin strip of the clothing and wrap it around Tobias's head, tying the knot tight so as to provide as much pressure as possible. "That ought to help," I mutter to myself. I turn around and ask, being as loud as I can as I'm still somewhat winded, "Is everybody here?"
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
<To balance this, telepathic communication will be delivered in images>
I open my mind to everyone in the group.
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Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
"Only... Heart... If not... Decapita-" I am stopped mid sentence by a shelf being thrown at me.
((Dang guys! Yesterday, I was really impressed by how we got roughly 30 responses. Now, on the third day of this RP, we already have over 75 Replies! Freaking amazing. I really appreciate how you all have stuck with my so far, even if it has only been a few days. You guys are the best crew I could ask for!))
WHY
I make out some of what is being said. "According to that guy who just fell unconscious, we should either aim for the heart, or decapitate the thing." I continue firing, hoping we can take this oversized Tainted One down.
As the creature burns, I run up to it and kick it in it's testicles.
Or, where it's testicles would be.
The creature cries out in even more pain, and fall over backwards.
As it burns, I decide to capture the moment in poetry.
BURNING AND BURNING, NO END IN SIGHT
MY HELPLESS OPPONENT CONSUMED BY THE LIGHT
AS I LAUGH AT THEIR FATE, THE EMBERS WILL DIM
AND FIRE WILL CLEANSE THE BODY OF SIN
. . .
Perfect.
Suddenly, the creature stops moving.
It's howls of terror are reduced to a mere whimper.
I walk over to it, and look into it's eyes.
That's right.
You're my b*tch now.
And the silence and slow sound of burning is replaced by deafening, insane, laughter.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
"Great now I can't even do anything because I can't decapi-That's it!" I think before calling out "Someone cover me!" I yelled as I leaped into action, locating a long metal pole and some motor oil I quickly get to work. Pounding the metal into a rather blunt blade I cover the pole-sword in motor oil and light it creating my very own (crappy) flame sword. Rushing towards the beast I am stopped in my tracks by the beauty of a girl literally made out of fire attacking the tainted. "It's......beautiful" I whisper before regaining my composure and restating my charge. Jumping on top of one of the shelves I jump into the air before plunging my fire sword deep into it's eye. The beast roars in pain before swatting me away with one of it's gigantic hands."Son of a b**ch" I curse as I land, my arm taking the most of the fall.
But yeah, Ninja. I'm glad to be a part of this.))
[Elerune]
I heard what he had said, and nodded. "Should be a simple task," I said, aiming a paralysis arrow at the beast's heart. "Just in case," I said, letting the arrow fly.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
WHY
I stand up and look around.
Off in the distance, way in the east . . .
Something appears to be happening.
Folding back my wings, I charge in that direction for about twenty minutes.
I suddenly grind to a halt.
Before me is a city full of those strange creatures.
I leap up onto a roof, and begin creeping forwards.
Looking over the edge, I see that they appear to be clustered around a grocery store.
I leap off the roof of the building I'm on and glide down to the roof of the grocery store.
I look over the ledge, and see the creatures charging into the entrance.
Well . . . F*ck.
I leap off the roof and land in front of a group of two or three of the creatures and breathe a stream of bluefire onto them. Not paying them any more mind, I charge into the building, clumsily knocking over shelves and displays. Looking around, I am greeted with a scene of absolute chaos.
Humans ran around, attacking the creatures. Demigods channeled strange magics, and . . . Why is there a mechanical rotwiler?
The chaos was, in a way, perfect.
I roared with delight, and flung myself at one of the creatures.
(que the music: )
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
Trying to avoid the man in the shelves, i breathe a concentrated blast of fire at the large creature. I use it's back as a wall and kick off of it, knocking it into the floor.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
"No! Get to cover!" I screamed, only starting to realize the situation. The Earring of Lust, hit by a soft object — a loaf of bread, that used to be sitting on the shelf — that replicated human touch, started glowing bright blue. I had only fractions of a second to summon all my remaining energy to teleport every ally, including the strange demonic creature that walked in, to the outskirts of the city, just as another massive explosion of energy, runic symbols, and lightning demolished the building we were in. A second ring lost, I realized.
"Is it... Dead?" I asked, my voice dry. Not waiting for an answer, my head fell into the sand, my blood staining it a crimson hue.
((To clarify, only we were moved. The Tainted One got his face blown up))
"Bleeding from the forehead - why don't we start with some kind of bandage?" I say, out of breath. I look around - a convenient but small piece of cloth lies on the ground close to a nearby building. "Bloodhound, bring that cloth here," I order, still breathing heavily. He obeys, and I press the cloth against Tobias's forehead. The bleeding doesn't slow very noticeably. "Doesn't appear to be doing too much," I remark, still winded. "Anybody willing to sacrifice some clothing?"
There's no kill like overkill.
I sit down in the dirt, looking around.
What an odd party this is.
A girl. No, two.
Three?
Quite a few of the characters seemed to share an affinity for fire.
That's good.
There were mechanics, two of them, it seemed.
One had a dog.
Well, a mechdog.
There were other characters, too.
People that had seen hard times.
People that knew anger and sadness and fear.
People that knew how to survive.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
As my wandering soul, I attempt to shake my jacket, even though your senses would have to be incredibly keen to notice. Attempting to signal to use my jacket as a cloth, I kept at shaking my Spiritual Version of the Nemean Windbreaker coat.
There's no kill like overkill.
((Is telepathy OK?))
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
I open my mind to everyone in the group.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk