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both Mark & Max Get Another Whack."No Speaking.You,Get up,You,Stand up Straight."

Max leaps forward, cringing in pain, and nearly collapsing again. "Will you PLEASE stop hitting us?!"

((Page Claim.20th Post,Whackin Like No Tomorrow.))
Mark Gets Up,Muttering,And Gets Another Whack."I Said No Speaking!""Give Me One Good Reason to Stop."

He tells me to stop speaking, then he asks for a reason to stop? this guy is a death trap, geez... Max thought to himself, just shrugging and ignoring the pain in his leg.

Mai Grabs The Guide By His Collar,And Lifts Him Up."Strong.I Like It.""TELL US WHERE WE ARE,WHO YOU ARE,WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN,AND STOP F****** HITTING US!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mark Screams While Shaking him."Alright,Alright!Ill Tell You.Jesus.You are in The Mead Hall You and Your Loonkhead Buddies Ransacked.I am Here to Help You.You Are in No Shape to Survive Here.And No,I Will Not Stop Hitting You.Mark Gets Another Whack"JESUS CHRIST MAN LEAVE US ALONE!!!"

Max finally gets over this guy. He walks up, snatches the cane from the Guide, smacks him on the head gently, and thursts it back in his arm. "Wait." he suddenly blurts out. "What do you mean, Ransacked? I have no memory of coming here!"

"Ok,I Can See Why You Ask me to Stop.Of Course You Don't.You were All So Drunk You Tore The Place Down."

"Whoa whoa whoa" Max said, looking at the Guide. "I do NOT drink beer" Max adds, looking around at the destroyed place, wondering if he actually DID drink and go nuts.

"I Don't Either""You Didn't.You Drank Wine,Ale and Mead.

"Hm" Max said, looking around, then he looked up at Mark. "I think it's best we get out of here."

"Good Idea.You,Stay Here and Wake up The Others.""With Pleasure."He Says,With an Evil Looking Smirk on his Face.

Max walks over to the door, or whatever's left of it. He turns to the guide. "Hey, keep that stick polished and strong, it could be useful when you're not hitting us with it" He says, and leaves.

Mark Followed Max Out."Mac Was it?I Can't Remember a Thing."

Accepted

"Max." Max replies, making a short s sound at the x. "And yours was...?"

((I could make you a avatar))

"I'm Mark."The Guide Keeps Hitting The Others(Still Asleep)To Try and Wake The Up.BHS,You wake up after a(Rather Hard)Thwack.

((seems like a comedy sketch here XD))

Hartham:ugh.....

*gets hit by cane from the guide*

Hartham:****!

((i do not know how guide will respond :P))

"Ah, well, nice to Re-meet you, Mark" Max jokes, turning around and looking at all the tall trees. "Huh..."

"Damn,Humanity Really Let Themselves Go.Get up and Join Your Friends Outside."Then He Drops a Sack of Tools on Your Head.

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"Nice to Re-Meet you Too."The Guide Yells From Inside"I Forgot to Give You These!"And we Both Get Clanged in the Head by a Sack Filled with Metal Tools."DAMMIT GUY!!!!!"