So, here's how this is gonna go, see!
You gotta tell everyone a riddle (preferably the hard ones), see!
I will check back every once in a while to see if I can find the best and hardest ones, see!!!
You can also use brain-teasers --the hardest kind of riddle--, SEE!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
Don't be a lazy bum and go straight to the answer! Try to think of the answer yourself foist, see!
I'll go foist, see:
A plane crashes and every single person dies, but two people survive. How?
Answer: They were married!
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Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
A plane crashes on the border of America and Mexico. Where are the survivors buried?
Most likely whichever cemetery is closer.
Anyway:
Max' head weighs 15 lb. His torso weighs as much as his head + the weight of his legs. His legs weigh as much as his head + half the weight of his torso. How much does he weigh all together?
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Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
Max' head weighs 15 lb. His torso weighs as much as his head + the weight of his legs. His legs weigh as much as his head + half the weight of his torso. How much does he weigh all together?
0 lbs. What kind of person's head weighs 15 pounds? Max was probably cremated.
A man is asked a riddle. It is the kind of riddle that diverts you from the answer. What kind of riddle was it?
No one recognizes it as a mob because it's easy as a pig to kill and it's nice and friendly in the daytime.
Two U.S coins add up to 30 cents. If one of them is not a nickel, what two coins would it be?
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Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
You gotta tell everyone a riddle (preferably the hard ones), see!
I will check back every once in a while to see if I can find the best and hardest ones, see!!!
You can also use brain-teasers --the hardest kind of riddle--, SEE!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
Don't be a lazy bum and go straight to the answer! Try to think of the answer yourself foist, see!
I'll go foist, see:
A plane crashes and every single person dies, but two people survive. How?
Answer: They were married!
Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
A plane crashes on the border of America and Mexico. Where are the survivors buried?
Its the beginning of existence and the end of time. Its the beginning of everything and the end of space. What am i?
Most likely whichever cemetery is closer.
Anyway:
Max' head weighs 15 lb. His torso weighs as much as his head + the weight of his legs. His legs weigh as much as his head + half the weight of his torso. How much does he weigh all together?
Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
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0 lbs. What kind of person's head weighs 15 pounds? Max was probably cremated.
A man is asked a riddle. It is the kind of riddle that diverts you from the answer. What kind of riddle was it?
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He puked it!
I represent passion
I am in fire
I am in some flowers
I also represent anger
What am I?
EDIT: Answer is "Red."
How did the spider become the most forgotten mob?
Im The Golden Pumpkin!
Give me a thanks or like If you want to.
Two U.S coins add up to 30 cents. If one of them is not a nickel, what two coins would it be?
Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.