Depends.
If he stole my ketchup, I'd kill him.
If he didn't steal my ketchup, I'd kill him.
If he tried to steal my ketchup but failed, I'd kill him.
If he tried to kiss me, I'd kill him.
I guess it doesn't really matter... I'd kill him.
I prefer Ketchup, anyway.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
(Oh, I love logically correct but confusing statements.)
http://i.imgur.com/s5Xsq5k.png (MCF hates big images
If he stole my ketchup, I'd kill him.
If he didn't steal my ketchup, I'd kill him.
If he tried to steal my ketchup but failed, I'd kill him.
If he tried to kiss me, I'd kill him.
I guess it doesn't really matter... I'd kill him.
I prefer Ketchup, anyway.
I should probably fix that. I would kill you because you have an animated gif as avatar.
http://i.imgur.com/s5Xsq5k.png (MCF hates big images
Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
Heatshade, please.
...Fine.
Anyway...
I am this color.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Therealadrenalinerush/
I doubt it'll feel anything anyway.
KILL!
That's a bad idea; my cheeks are filled with electricity. Try the forehead. :3
The proper method is via eating, of course.
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.