I call in the shadow lurkers...but this time, I'm prepared. I dive into my ultrasafe rocket, and blast into the MOON BUNKER, equipped with adamantium-plated walls, with special uberellium helmets inside. I get into the control room, but then my security cameras show me...that they are coming BY METEOR, and they are headed straight for the moon!
I call in the shadow lurkers...but this time, I'm prepared. I dive into my ultrasafe rocket, and blast into the MOON BUNKER, equipped with adamantium-plated walls, with special uberellium helmets inside. I get into the control room, but then my security cameras show me...that they are coming BY METEOR, and they are headed straight for the moon!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOM!
Shadow Lurkers summoned!
I detect an example of Serial Escalation. I need a TV Tropes account.
Me: I buy and deploy an Exclusion Zone and fire the flak cannon at Mercer, directing every projectile into him, dealing a total of 338 damage
Hostiles: Mercer mutters, "I hate my job."
Shadow Lurkers: They fire at Mercer
Exclusion Zone: It double-taps Mercer, finishing him! +1,000!
Wave complete!
All player health restored! All rage reset!
+$11,000 and 1,000 XP from wave completion.
[Mercer falls to the ground.]
Mercer (whispering): I'm sorry, Cordis Die... I have failed you...
Bio: Don't worry, Mercer. Clark will be joining you soon enough.
[Bio fires a .44 magnum at Mercer, killing him.]
Bio: McKnight, Mercer is confirmed dead. Repeat: Mercer is confirmed dead.
McKnight: Nice work, team. Now finish this war.
[The team breaks down Clark's door.]
Clark: Oh, joy. Guests. Can I interest you in some tea?
Fseftr: Shut your mouth. Besides, we prefer Lisharon's tea.
Clark: Yes, that fellow makes some excellent tea.
TT: I really don't like you, Clark. Neither does Scolipede.
Scolipede: Scoli...
Clark: What do you think that oversized bug could do to me?
TT: Only this.
[Scolipede charges at Clark and uses his horns to knock Clark into a wall.]
TT: And there's more where that came from.
[Bio punches Clark in the face and throws him on the ground. Ka_doink kicks Clark in the ribs while fseftr allows Carvanha to hit him with an Ice Fang. Knight fires an ARK-boosted pistol at Clark. Stickcrafter pours some of Clark's tea on him, and Fear runs Clark over with his Crap Carrier.]
Clark: [coughs violently] I'm im-- impressed. No one has ever come this close to-- [coughs] to killing me before...
Bio: Before we finish you off, tell us your motive. Why'd you do... all of this?
Clark: [smirks] Revenge.
Knight: What do you mean, "revenge"?
Clark: The American military killed both of my parents.
Bio: Yeah, because they threatened to launch nuclear missiles at the US and start World War III.
Clark: [chuckles weakly] I almost succeeded where they... failed.
TT: You know, I know you probably can't help being naturally evil, but I can't help being tired of your status as Evil Brit.
[TT fires a USP .45 at Clark.]
Clark: So... close...
[Clark coughs one more time before finally dying.]
Knight: McKnight, Clark is down.
McKnight: Team, that was textbook material. Sending an exfil chopper your way. ETA: 60 seconds.
Achievement bonuses:
Can't Touch This [$500 | 50 XP]: Kill 15 enemies while wearing juggernaut armor.
Free Fall [$600 | 60 XP]: Kill 4 enemies by knocking them out of windows.
Ascension [$750 | 75 XP]: Reach the elevator in under 8 turns.
Unbroken [$1,000 | 100 XP]: Reach the penultimate boss with less than 3 armor suits broken.
Unstoppable [$650 | 65 XP]: Kill Mercer in under 5 turns.
Total: $3,500 x1.10 = $3,850! +350 XP!
Epilogue: Tying Up Loose Ends
Bio (narrating): With Clark dead, the US returned to peace. The other countries threatened by Cordis Die praised us for a job well done. The casualties of the Cordis Die War were all honored for their aid in winning the war. Marshall was given a 21 gun salute. Finally, the Outpost Defenders returned home, where they were greeted with a celebration of their acts against Cordis Die. Speaking of Cordis Die, they ended up disbanding, with most of their members being rounded up and locked away in the US federal prison, with some particularly cruel members being placed on death row.
[Bio looks to the small audience that gathered around, glancing to the Outpost Defenders beside him.]
Bio: And that's our story.
[The team is given a round of applause.]
McKnight: Great speech, men. How does it feel to be the heroes of the world?
TT: We feel like a million bucks.
McKnight: I'll bet. C'mon, there's something I want you to do.
[The team follows McKnight to the virtual reality simulator.]
McKnight: It's time to see how well you guys would perform against each other. Load into the simulator and get ready for some free-for-all combat. Those who have Pokèmon will have them load into the simulation with you. Good luck.
[The team loads into the simulator and begins to do battle.]
Team level up x2!
Choose a perk!
Savior: Revive fallen teammates faster.
Affectionate: +50% effectiveness to healing for friendly NPCs.
Good Karma: +20 health upon reviving a teammate.
XP Leecher: +50% XP earned.
Payback: Increased damage dealt while WIA.
Flatliner: +35% damage dealt when below 30 health.
Cheap Cheap: -50% League enlistment prices.
Self Made: Getting shop research accepted gives you a single free copy of the item.
Duality: Can belong to two Leagues at once.
Wrecker: +20% damage dealt to non-living enemies.
Martyrdom: When killed, deal 20 damage to your killer.
Extra! Extra!: Collecting intel gives $200.
Armor Buster: +25% damage dealt to armored enemies.
A Slow Drip: When WIA, have one additional turn to be rescued.
Quick Killer: Completing a wave in 3 turns causes players to not lose rage after the wave.
[NEW] Birdie: Calling in reinforcements has a 20% chance to summon Songbird instead.
[NEW] Gambler: Every mission, this perk is replaced with a random perk the team doesn't own.
Orbital ion cannon strike inbound.
Info: Targets marked. Charging cannon...
ETA: 2 turns
Team XP:
MAX LEVEL (30)
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 2 uses left| |Has Groinsaw, 3 uses left|
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Plasma Flamethrower, 5 uses left| |Has Mind Control Kit, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left|
[3] Fseftr [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Robot Repair Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Lightning Bolter, 6 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left|
[4] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| |Has ARK Attachment, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left|
[5] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[6] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[7] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/75]
[8] Stickcrafter [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 2 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 1 use left|
[9] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75]
[10] FearTheKumquat [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Flash Grenade, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| [TARGET]
[11] TT2000 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left|
Other:
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT's Mega Scolipede [Health: 100/100] [Poison Tail: 25/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Fseftr's Mega Carvanha [Health: 75/75] [Bite: 25/25] [Focus Energy: 30/30] [Ice Fang: 15/15] [Crunch: 15/15] {Guarded by fseftr}
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
Fury Drive
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill, Berserker, Ghost Friend, A Slow Drip
Location: VR simulator
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30 Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user. Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 40 damage to 3 targets. Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took. SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles. Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses. Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health. Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield. Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed. Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to user and allied NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per player. Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage. Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets. Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage. Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%. Idiot Ball [$600 | 2 uses]: Greatly reduces an enemy's intelligence, making them attack empty air or their own allies, give items to players, and even shoot themselves. Venom-X [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 40 damage along with 30 to nearby targets. Corrodes the target and has a 30% chance to cause severe corrosion. Med Grenade [$400 | 3 uses]: Restores 30 health to an ally along with 15 health to nearby allies. Also adds 25% revival. Groinsaw [$1,200 | 4 uses]: Deals 120 damage and causes severe bleeding, with a 40% chance to cause amputation. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage. XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison. Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown. High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor. EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs. Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain). Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items. Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent. Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health. Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates. Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly. Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies. Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor. Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level. Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list). Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative. Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them. Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3. Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 60 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary. Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage. HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed. Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines. Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA. Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly. Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance. V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave. Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user. Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit). AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target. Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X MK. 2 [$2,750 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy.
Outpost Defenders III will be posted when this bonus round is completed, or until this thread dies off. Whichever comes first.
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I vote for Birdie, because there's a reason we didn't vote for any of the other perks. I then heal a random player.
Unless, of course, we can't summon league guys any more. Except if you mean allies like the Dragon Tank or the Exclusion Zone. Actually, I vote for Gambler.
Wait...we just get to KEEP all of our items? Seriously? If it's not a mistake, I gun down Stickcrafter immediately with the sun magnetizer. If it is, I dive behind Scolipede(I'M MORE IMPORTANT) and poison tail Stickcrafter.
Well, it's nice to see we reached a conclusion, even if it was one where we, assuming Cordis Die membership only lost the few thousand we killed throughout the story, SUCCESSFULLY IMPRISONED A THIRD OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
I vote for Birdie, because there's a reason we didn't vote for any of the other perks. I then heal a random player.
Unless, of course, we can't summon league guys any more. Except if you mean allies like the Dragon Tank or the Exclusion Zone. Actually, I vote for Gambler.
So it turns out that the Eradicator is the Final Boss instead, not Clark Johnson or Elias Mercer...
Poor Mercer. It is our very actions that lead to his Start Of Darkness...
Petrify Gun Bioshock. MWAHAHAHA!
Technically, Mercer was the True Final Boss. You know, I've never bothered to give Mercer a first name, but I think I'll go with Elias.
Nice Job Breaking It, Heroes.
You petrify me!
Wait...we just get to KEEP all of our items? Seriously? If it's not a mistake, I gun down Stickcrafter immediately with the sun magnetizer. If it is, I dive behind Scolipede(I'M MORE IMPORTANT) and poison tail Stickcrafter.
Well, it's nice to see we reached a conclusion, even if it was one where we, assuming Cordis Die membership only lost the few thousand we killed throughout the story, SUCCESSFULLY IMPRISONED A THIRD OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
Okay okay, that's enough. Nice story, Bio!
It's not a mistake.
I forgot to nerf the Sun Magnetizer to 75 damage, so you fire it at Stickcrafter for 80 damage!
I think two billion was just ridiculous. I'm considering retconning it to two million.
Are you genuinely complimenting the storyline, or is that sarcasm? It's hard to tell by looking at text.
Clark promised very much for Cordis Die's members. Most of the world's population knew that it would end up being a terrorist organization. (I'm not sure if this would fall under Hand Wave or Ass Pull.)
+10 health to Stickcrafter
Why are you healing people in a free-for-all?
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30 Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user. Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 40 damage to 3 targets. Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took. SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles. Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses. Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health. Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield. Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed. Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to user and allied NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per player. Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage. Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets. Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage. Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%. Idiot Ball [$600 | 2 uses]: Greatly reduces an enemy's intelligence, making them attack empty air or their own allies, give items to players, and even shoot themselves. Venom-X [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 40 damage along with 30 to nearby targets. Corrodes the target and has a 30% chance to cause severe corrosion. Med Grenade [$400 | 3 uses]: Restores 30 health to an ally along with 15 health to nearby allies. Also adds 25% revival. Groinsaw [$1,200 | 4 uses]: Deals 120 damage and causes severe bleeding, with a 40% chance to cause amputation. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage. XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison. Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown. High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor. EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs. Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain). Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 75 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items. Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent. Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health. Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates. Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly. Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies. Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor. Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level. Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list). Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative. Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them. Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3. Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 60 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary. Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage. HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed. Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines. Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA. Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly. Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance. V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave. Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user. Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit). AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target. Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X MK. 2 [$2,750 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy.
Fun fact: The plot about Clark's parents launching nuclear missiles at the US will be the plot of a future Outpost Defenders game that is set in the past, but still in the future. Which will soon be the present.
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My head hurts.
I hide behind carvanha (if it dying here isn't an actual death)
I have it use ice fang.
If something runs out of health here, they'll be taken out of the VR simulator, and will be present in the third game.
You hide behind Carvanha and use Ice Fang on Knight for 53 damage
I get back in front of Scolipede, and buy some body armor for myself! I also poison tail Stickcrafter with RAGE to finish him!
Also Bio, aside from the 2 million members thing, the story was actually pretty nice. Good job.
Combat Armor purchased, 20 damage to Stickcrafter! Adrenaline Rush allows him to survive!
Thanks. I think I'll just unleash a retcon and take it down from two billion to a much more reasonable two million.
So in the future, thinking back to what happened in the past will soon be where we are now? I love messing with time...
I purchase/use a V-Stun Wave..
Si.
V-Stun Wave purchased, 2 damage to all, Stickcrafter killed (despite not being a real death)! +$500!
Since I forgot to nerf that as well to be chance based, you stun TT!
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30 Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user. Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 40 damage to 3 targets. Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took. SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles. Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses. Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health. Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield. Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed. Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to user and allied NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per player. Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage. Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets. Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage. Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%. Idiot Ball [$600 | 2 uses]: Greatly reduces an enemy's intelligence, making them attack empty air or their own allies, give items to players, and even shoot themselves. Venom-X [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 40 damage along with 30 to nearby targets. Corrodes the target and has a 30% chance to cause severe corrosion. Med Grenade [$400 | 3 uses]: Restores 30 health to an ally along with 15 health to nearby allies. Also adds 25% revival. Groinsaw [$1,200 | 4 uses]: Deals 120 damage and causes severe bleeding, with a 40% chance to cause amputation. Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage. XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison. Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown. High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor. EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs. Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain). Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 75 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items. Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent. Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health. Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates. Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly. Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies. Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor. Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level. Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list). Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative. Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them. Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3. Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 60 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary. Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage. HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed. Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines. Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA. Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly. Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance. V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave. Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user. Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit). AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target. Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X MK. 2 [$2,750 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy.
Tip: Pokèmon are not affected by a player's amputation.
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72 damage to Mercer + freezing!
Mercer marked
Hate to say it, but there's no fight against Clark. Please don't be disappointed.
Sun Magnetizer purchased, 100 damage to Mercer + severe burning!
90 damage to Mercer + severe vaporization!
Shadow Lurkers summoned!
I detect an example of Serial Escalation. I need a TV Tropes account.
Me: I buy and deploy an Exclusion Zone and fire the flak cannon at Mercer, directing every projectile into him, dealing a total of 338 damage
Hostiles: Mercer mutters, "I hate my job."
Shadow Lurkers: They fire at Mercer
Exclusion Zone: It double-taps Mercer, finishing him! +1,000!
Wave complete!
All player health restored! All rage reset!
+$11,000 and 1,000 XP from wave completion.
[Mercer falls to the ground.]
Mercer (whispering): I'm sorry, Cordis Die... I have failed you...
Bio: Don't worry, Mercer. Clark will be joining you soon enough.
[Bio fires a .44 magnum at Mercer, killing him.]
Bio: McKnight, Mercer is confirmed dead. Repeat: Mercer is confirmed dead.
McKnight: Nice work, team. Now finish this war.
[The team breaks down Clark's door.]
Clark: Oh, joy. Guests. Can I interest you in some tea?
Fseftr: Shut your mouth. Besides, we prefer Lisharon's tea.
Clark: Yes, that fellow makes some excellent tea.
TT: I really don't like you, Clark. Neither does Scolipede.
Scolipede: Scoli...
Clark: What do you think that oversized bug could do to me?
TT: Only this.
[Scolipede charges at Clark and uses his horns to knock Clark into a wall.]
TT: And there's more where that came from.
[Bio punches Clark in the face and throws him on the ground. Ka_doink kicks Clark in the ribs while fseftr allows Carvanha to hit him with an Ice Fang. Knight fires an ARK-boosted pistol at Clark. Stickcrafter pours some of Clark's tea on him, and Fear runs Clark over with his Crap Carrier.]
Clark: [coughs violently] I'm im-- impressed. No one has ever come this close to-- [coughs] to killing me before...
Bio: Before we finish you off, tell us your motive. Why'd you do... all of this?
Clark: [smirks] Revenge.
Knight: What do you mean, "revenge"?
Clark: The American military killed both of my parents.
Bio: Yeah, because they threatened to launch nuclear missiles at the US and start World War III.
Clark: [chuckles weakly] I almost succeeded where they... failed.
TT: You know, I know you probably can't help being naturally evil, but I can't help being tired of your status as Evil Brit.
[TT fires a USP .45 at Clark.]
Clark: So... close...
[Clark coughs one more time before finally dying.]
Knight: McKnight, Clark is down.
McKnight: Team, that was textbook material. Sending an exfil chopper your way. ETA: 60 seconds.
Mission complete!
WIAs: 0 - +200
KIAs: 0 - +100
Achievements complete: 5/5 - +500
Intel found: 3/3 - +150
Tactician manuals found: 5/5 - +150
Score:
[====|====|====|====|======] 1,100
Rank: M
+$1,500! +150 XP!
Achievement bonuses:
Can't Touch This [$500 | 50 XP]: Kill 15 enemies while wearing juggernaut armor.
Free Fall [$600 | 60 XP]: Kill 4 enemies by knocking them out of windows.
Ascension [$750 | 75 XP]: Reach the elevator in under 8 turns.
Unbroken [$1,000 | 100 XP]: Reach the penultimate boss with less than 3 armor suits broken.
Unstoppable [$650 | 65 XP]: Kill Mercer in under 5 turns.
Total: $3,500 x1.10 = $3,850! +350 XP!
Epilogue: Tying Up Loose Ends
Bio (narrating): With Clark dead, the US returned to peace. The other countries threatened by Cordis Die praised us for a job well done. The casualties of the Cordis Die War were all honored for their aid in winning the war. Marshall was given a 21 gun salute. Finally, the Outpost Defenders returned home, where they were greeted with a celebration of their acts against Cordis Die. Speaking of Cordis Die, they ended up disbanding, with most of their members being rounded up and locked away in the US federal prison, with some particularly cruel members being placed on death row.
[Bio looks to the small audience that gathered around, glancing to the Outpost Defenders beside him.]
Bio: And that's our story.
[The team is given a round of applause.]
McKnight: Great speech, men. How does it feel to be the heroes of the world?
TT: We feel like a million bucks.
McKnight: I'll bet. C'mon, there's something I want you to do.
[The team follows McKnight to the virtual reality simulator.]
McKnight: It's time to see how well you guys would perform against each other. Load into the simulator and get ready for some free-for-all combat. Those who have Pokèmon will have them load into the simulation with you. Good luck.
[The team loads into the simulator and begins to do battle.]
Team level up x2!
Choose a perk!
Savior: Revive fallen teammates faster.
Affectionate: +50% effectiveness to healing for friendly NPCs.
Good Karma: +20 health upon reviving a teammate.
XP Leecher: +50% XP earned.
Payback: Increased damage dealt while WIA.
Flatliner: +35% damage dealt when below 30 health.
Cheap Cheap: -50% League enlistment prices.
Self Made: Getting shop research accepted gives you a single free copy of the item.
Duality: Can belong to two Leagues at once.
Wrecker: +20% damage dealt to non-living enemies.
Martyrdom: When killed, deal 20 damage to your killer.
Extra! Extra!: Collecting intel gives $200.
Armor Buster: +25% damage dealt to armored enemies.
A Slow Drip: When WIA, have one additional turn to be rescued.
Quick Killer: Completing a wave in 3 turns causes players to not lose rage after the wave.
[NEW] Birdie: Calling in reinforcements has a 20% chance to summon Songbird instead.
[NEW] Gambler: Every mission, this perk is replaced with a random perk the team doesn't own.
Orbital ion cannon strike inbound.
Info: Targets marked. Charging cannon...
ETA: 2 turns
Team XP:
MAX LEVEL (30)
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 2 uses left| |Has Groinsaw, 3 uses left|
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Plasma Flamethrower, 5 uses left| |Has Mind Control Kit, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left|
[3] Fseftr [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Nuclear ICBM, 1 use left| |Has Robot Repair Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Lightning Bolter, 6 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left|
[4] Knight3165 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| |Has ARK Attachment, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left|
[5] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[6] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[7] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/75]
[8] Stickcrafter [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 2 uses left| |Has Drop Shield, 2 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 1 use left|
[9] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75]
[10] FearTheKumquat [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Flash Grenade, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| [TARGET]
[11] TT2000 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75] [$1,500] |Has Sun Magnetizer, 2 uses left|
Other:
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT's Mega Scolipede [Health: 100/100] [Poison Tail: 25/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Fseftr's Mega Carvanha [Health: 75/75] [Bite: 25/25] [Focus Energy: 30/30] [Ice Fang: 15/15] [Crunch: 15/15] {Guarded by fseftr}
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
Fury Drive
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill, Berserker, Ghost Friend, A Slow Drip
Location: VR simulator
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30
Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user.
Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 40 damage to 3 targets.
Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles.
Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses.
Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health.
Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield.
Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed.
Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to user and allied NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per player.
Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage.
Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets.
Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage.
Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%.
Idiot Ball [$600 | 2 uses]: Greatly reduces an enemy's intelligence, making them attack empty air or their own allies, give items to players, and even shoot themselves.
Venom-X [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 40 damage along with 30 to nearby targets. Corrodes the target and has a 30% chance to cause severe corrosion.
Med Grenade [$400 | 3 uses]: Restores 30 health to an ally along with 15 health to nearby allies. Also adds 25% revival.
Groinsaw [$1,200 | 4 uses]: Deals 120 damage and causes severe bleeding, with a 40% chance to cause amputation.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison.
Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown.
High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor.
EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs.
Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain).
Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items.
Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent.
Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health.
Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates.
Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly.
Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies.
Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor.
Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level.
Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list).
Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative.
Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them.
Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3.
Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 60 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary.
Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage.
HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed.
Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines.
Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA.
Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly.
Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance.
V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave.
Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user.
Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit).
AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X MK. 2 [$2,750 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy.
Outpost Defenders III will be posted when this bonus round is completed, or until this thread dies off. Whichever comes first.
Posting restrictions lifted! You can post as often as you want as long as it's not a double post.
Perks take effect for everyone.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I then buy a laser sight and attach it to my Nuclear ICBM! Because logic! I then launch it at us.
If this will kill everyone... I don't do this. I don't want to end this immediately.
Unless, of course, we can't summon league guys any more. Except if you mean allies like the Dragon Tank or the Exclusion Zone. Actually, I vote for Gambler.
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Poor Mercer. It is our very actions that lead to his Start Of Darkness...
Petrify Gun Bioshock. MWAHAHAHA!
Well, it's nice to see we reached a conclusion, even if it was one where we, assuming Cordis Die membership only lost the few thousand we killed throughout the story, SUCCESSFULLY IMPRISONED A THIRD OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
Okay okay, that's enough. Nice story, Bio!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I heal yet another random person.
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You can only afford the advanced armor, so you buy that.
You detonate the ICMB, dealing 20 damage to all!
+Vote for Gambler, +10 health to you
+Vote
+10 health to you
Technically, Mercer was the True Final Boss. You know, I've never bothered to give Mercer a first name, but I think I'll go with Elias.
Nice Job Breaking It, Heroes.
You petrify me!
It's not a mistake.
I forgot to nerf the Sun Magnetizer to 75 damage, so you fire it at Stickcrafter for 80 damage!
I think two billion was just ridiculous. I'm considering retconning it to two million.
Are you genuinely complimenting the storyline, or is that sarcasm? It's hard to tell by looking at text.
Clark promised very much for Cordis Die's members. Most of the world's population knew that it would end up being a terrorist organization. (I'm not sure if this would fall under Hand Wave or Ass Pull.)
+10 health to Stickcrafter
Why are you healing people in a free-for-all?
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO PHASE ANYONE. THEY JUST LOOK A LITTLE CONFUSED.
+10 health to Stickcrafter
Me: I struggle vainly to move
Orbital ion cannon strike inbound.
Info: Cannon charged. Firing...
ETA: 1 turn
The vote was a tie between Armor Buster and Gambler. Random.org decides the team gets Armor Buster.
Team XP:
MAX LEVEL (30)
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 80/100] [R| 40/75] [$1,500] |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 2 uses left| |Has Groinsaw, 3 uses left| {Petrified, 1 turn remaining}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 100/100] [R| 40/75] [$1,500] |Has Plasma Flamethrower, 5 uses left| |Has Mind Control Kit, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left|
[3] Fseftr [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] [$0] |Has Robot Repair Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Lightning Bolter, 6 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| [EA| 100/100] [AP| 250/250] {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[4] Knight3165 [+| 80/100] [R| 40/75] [$1,500] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| |Has ARK Attachment, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left|
[5] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[6] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[7] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/75]
[8] Stickcrafter [+| 21/100] [R| 40/75] [$1,500] |Has Fruitcake, 1 use left| |Has Christmas Lights, 2 uses left| |Has Petrification Gun, 1 use left| |Has Drop Shield, 2 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 1 use left|
[9] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75]
[10] FearTheKumquat [+| 80/100] [R| 40/75] [$1,500] |Has Flash Grenade, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| [TARGET]
[11] TT2000 [+| 80/100] [R| Rage!] [$1,500] |Has Sun Magnetizer, 1 use left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
Other:
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT's Mega Scolipede [Health: 100/100] [Poison Tail: 25/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Fseftr's Mega Carvanha [Health: 75/75] [Bite: 25/25] [Focus Energy: 30/30] [Ice Fang: 15/15] [Crunch: 15/15] {Guarded by fseftr}
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
Fury Drive
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill, Berserker, Ghost Friend, A Slow Drip, Armor Buster
Location: VR simulator
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30
Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user.
Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 40 damage to 3 targets.
Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles.
Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses.
Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health.
Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield.
Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed.
Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to user and allied NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per player.
Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage.
Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets.
Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage.
Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%.
Idiot Ball [$600 | 2 uses]: Greatly reduces an enemy's intelligence, making them attack empty air or their own allies, give items to players, and even shoot themselves.
Venom-X [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 40 damage along with 30 to nearby targets. Corrodes the target and has a 30% chance to cause severe corrosion.
Med Grenade [$400 | 3 uses]: Restores 30 health to an ally along with 15 health to nearby allies. Also adds 25% revival.
Groinsaw [$1,200 | 4 uses]: Deals 120 damage and causes severe bleeding, with a 40% chance to cause amputation.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison.
Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown.
High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor.
EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs.
Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain).
Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 75 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items.
Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent.
Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health.
Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates.
Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly.
Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies.
Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor.
Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level.
Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list).
Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative.
Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them.
Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3.
Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 60 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary.
Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage.
HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed.
Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines.
Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA.
Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly.
Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance.
V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave.
Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user.
Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit).
AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X MK. 2 [$2,750 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy.
Fun fact: The plot about Clark's parents launching nuclear missiles at the US will be the plot of a future Outpost Defenders game that is set in the past, but still in the future. Which will soon be the present.
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My head hurts.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I have it use ice fang.
Also Bio, aside from the 2 million members thing, the story was actually pretty nice. Good job.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
So in the future, thinking back to what happened in the past will soon be where we are now? I love messing with time...
I purchase/use a V-Stun Wave..
Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me.
I wish it said "Soarvivor"
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I kick Dead!Stickcrafter to death, causing him to finish dying like the dead death he should have died when he died earlier.
(If he's already dead [which i believe he is], then this causes his grave to land on FTK)
Keep in mind that i am quite silly quite often. If you don't like what i'm saying, please calmly point it out to me.
I wish it said "Soarvivor"
If something runs out of health here, they'll be taken out of the VR simulator, and will be present in the third game.
You hide behind Carvanha and use Ice Fang on Knight for 53 damage
Combat Armor purchased, 20 damage to Stickcrafter! Adrenaline Rush allows him to survive!
Thanks. I think I'll just unleash a retcon and take it down from two billion to a much more reasonable two million.
12 DAMAGE TO TT
Si.
V-Stun Wave purchased, 2 damage to all, Stickcrafter killed (despite not being a real death)! +$500!
Since I forgot to nerf that as well to be chance based, you stun TT!
You're dead!
+10 health to me (I didn't rig it, I swear!)
15 damage to Fear
Me: I escape my petrification, then Groinsaw TT, applying amputation
Orbital ion cannon fired.
Targets destroyed.
Knight3165 [V-Stun Wave] Stickcrafter
+$200 to all survivors.
Team XP:
MAX LEVEL (30)
Players:
[1] BioShock_Rules [+| 88/100] [R| Rage!] [$1,700] |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Oracle System, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 2 uses left| |Has Groinsaw, 2 uses left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[2] Ka_doink12340o [+| 98/100] [R| 40/75] [$1,700] |Has Plasma Flamethrower, 5 uses left| |Has Mind Control Kit, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| |Has Idiot Ball, 1 use left|
[3] Fseftr [+| 100/100] [R| Rage!] [$200] |Has Robot Repair Kit, 2 uses left| |Has Lightning Bolter, 6 uses left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| [EA| 98/100] [AP| 250/250] {Raging for 4 more attacks} {Guarded by Carvanha}
[4] Knight3165 [+| 35/100] [R| Rage!] [$1,000] |Has Instant Tree Seeds, 2 uses left| |Has Carryall Backpack, 1 use left| |Has ARK Attachment, 2 uses left| |Has Venom-X, 1 use left| |Has Pumpkin Bomb, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Costume, 1 use left| |Has Halloween Candy, 1 use left| {Raging for 5 more attacks}
[5] Kazar14 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100] |Has Lightning Bolter, 3 uses left| |Has Coal, 1 use left| |Has Stealth Sniper, 3 uses left|
[6] Xblastz123 [+| 100/100] [R| 0/100]
[7] CaptainRabbid [+| 100/100] [R| 59/75]
[8] Stickcrafter [KIA]
[9] DarkBlueTorch [+| 100/100] [R| 0/75]
[10] TT2000 [+| 22/100] [R| Rage!] [$1,400] |Has Sun Magnetizer, 1 use left| [A| 34/100] {Raging for 5 more attacks} {Amputated, -60% damage dealt for 3 turns} {Severely bleeding, -15 health every turn for 3 turns}
[11] Ampulugator [+| 98/100] R| 10/75] [$1,700]
Other:
Stickcrafter's Rhyperior [Health: 105/105] [Stomp: 20/20] [Drill Run: 10/10] [Rock Wrecker: 5/5] [Horn Drill: 5/5] {Guarded by Stickcrafter}
TT's Mega Scolipede [Health: 100/100] [Poison Tail: 24/25] [Venoshock: 10/10] [Toxic: 10/10] [Megahorn: 10/10] {Guarded by TT}
Fseftr's Mega Carvanha [Health: 75/75] [Bite: 25/25] [Focus Energy: 30/30] [Ice Fang: 14/15] [Crunch: 15/15]
Critical Module
Regeneration Module
Frustration Device
Fury Drive
Perks: Access Kit, Together Forever, Higher Earning, Adrenaline Boost, Natural Healing, Socialite, Get the Hint?, Soul Stealer, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Overkill, Berserker, Ghost Friend, A Slow Drip, Armor Buster
Location: VR simulator
Shop [Level 5]:
Space: 30/30
Taunt [$100 | 1 use]: Taunts enemies, directing their attention toward the user.
Lightning Strike [$500 | 1 use]: Deals 40 damage to 3 targets.
Counter Strike [$250 | 1 use]: When the user gets attacked, they will perform a counterattack on their attacker, dealing 50% of the damage they took.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$400 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage to a single target, with a 10% chance of landing a one-hit kill headshot. When the user is in cover, the headshot chance doubles.
Dragon Tank [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a Dragon Tank armed with a flamethrower that deals 18-25 damage based on creativity of its use, but must reload every 4 uses.
Tentacle Pack [$650 | Immediate use]: Applies four manually controlled tentacles to the user. These tentacles each have their own health values and deal 6 damage each. If a tentacle dies, the user loses 25 health.
Riot Shield [$500 | 50 health]: Gives buyer a defensive shield to provide a 50% resistance to damage. Damage resisted goes to the shield.
Maniac Armor [$650 | 60 armor]: Equips user with a suit of armor that increases attack damage by 10, but denies the ability to use shop items. User takes 20 damage when armor is destroyed.
Life Orb [$1,250 | 1 use]: Restores 60 health to user and allied NPCs. Also adds 20% revival to downed players. Can only be used once per player.
Oracle System [$600 | 3 uses]: Marks an enemy for death, causing them to take 150% damage.
Leechgun [$750 | 5 uses]: Deals 15 damage and restores 10 health to the user. Cannot sap health from armored targets.
Drop Shield [$600 | 3 uses]: Deploys a shield over an ally that provides full protection from damage and heals the target under the shield every turn. The shield breaks after taking 120 damage.
Penetrating Rounds [$500 | 3 uses]: When used with another item or normal attack, the attack will penetrate the target and hit the next enemy, and have a 50% chance to penetrate that enemy. The chance to penetrate halves with continued penetrations, with a minimum chance of 1%.
Idiot Ball [$600 | 2 uses]: Greatly reduces an enemy's intelligence, making them attack empty air or their own allies, give items to players, and even shoot themselves.
Venom-X [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 40 damage along with 30 to nearby targets. Corrodes the target and has a 30% chance to cause severe corrosion.
Med Grenade [$400 | 3 uses]: Restores 30 health to an ally along with 15 health to nearby allies. Also adds 25% revival.
Groinsaw [$1,200 | 4 uses]: Deals 120 damage and causes severe bleeding, with a 40% chance to cause amputation.
Combat Armor [$300 | 100 armor]: Provides a 50% resistance to damage until armor absorbs 100 damage.
XCOM Medkit [$300 | 1 use]: Restores 40 health to a single player or NPC. When used on a WIA player, increases their revival by 40%. Also partially cures poison.
Hacked Cyberdisk [$800 | 50 health]: Summons a friendly Cyberdisk that automatically fires a grenade that deals 15 damage to 3 enemies every wave. Also has a laser that deals 10 damage and has no cooldown.
High-Frequency Zantankuto [$750 | 4 uses]: Deals 20 damage and breaks armor and shields. Also destroys vehicle and drone armor.
EHT (Emergency Hospital Teleporter) [$750 | 1 use]: Incapacitates a player for one turn, but fully heals them. While incapacitated, players cannot be damaged. Can also be used on WIAs.
Effectonator [$600 | 1 use]: Curses a target with a random status condition from this list: Galvanization (Health drain, stun, weakened attacks), poison (Health drain), stunning (Obvious), withering (Slowing health drain, health numbers becoming nigh unreabable), and fire (Health drain).
Sun Magnetizer [$1,000 | 3 uses]: Deals 75 damage, has a 50% chance to ignite target, with a 10% chance of severe burns. Can only be purchased if buyer has no additional purchased items.
Advanced Battle Armor [$1,500 | 100/250 armor]: Gives buyer a suit of advanced armor with two layers. The energy shield provides full protection and has 100 health, and reflects 25% of damage taken back at the attacker. Recharges every wave. Armor plating provides 50% protection, but takes 75% of damage. All damaged absorbed by plating is permanent.
Medic Drone [$650 | 70 health]: Automatically restores 20 health to the player with the least health.
Carryall Backpack [$750 | 3 uses]: Restores 50% of uses to an item. Can be used to support teammates.
Mind Control Kit [$800 | 2 uses]: Temporarily converts target into a friendly.
Hacked Alien Drone [$400 | 25 health]: Fires a laser that deals 5 damage, but will heal damaged cybernetic allies if they are damaged. Can be ordered to self-destruct, dealing 15 damage to three enemies.
Robot Repair Kit [$400 | 4 uses]: Restores 30 health to robotic allies and restores 25 health to player armor.
Matrix World Edit [$500 | 1 use]: Generates a piece of cover or environmental hazard of a random level.
Lightning Bolter [$950 | 6 uses]: Fires a large sphere of electricity that deals 40 damage to humans and 32 damage to machines. Also has a 30% chance to hit nearby enemies (The ones above and below the target on the player list).
Carton of Milk [$300 | 1 use]: Instantly cures all status conditions on a player or friendly NPC, whether those conditions are positive or negative.
Lightning Taser [$400 | 3 uses]: Deals 10 damage to a target and stuns them.
Motor Trampoline [$600 | 25 health]: Summons a Motor Trampoline that follows between waves and can be used to make a player aerial for 1 turn, doubling their damage and halving their chance of being hit by attacks. Can also be used as a piece of average cover with a capacity of 3.
Vintage Lisharon Field Hospital [$1,100 | 1 use]: Builds an indestructible Lisharon field hospital that does not follow between waves and functions as an environmental hazard that deals 60 damage to enemies. Also applies a status condition from this list: Poisoning, burning, withering, amputation (Greatly reduces attack damage), finger amputation (Less extreme version of amputation), insanity (Attacks have a 30% chance to backfire and damage self), blindness, deafness (Cannot be healed from other sources), sugar crash (reduces victim's damage output by 66%), common cold (slow health drain that is incurable), allergies (triples victim's damage taken), and death (obvious, deals 5% of a boss' maximum health as damage). All conditions are temporary.
Hacked Sectopod [$1,200 | 150 health]: Summons a hacked Sectopod that fires two lasers that each deal 25 damage, and counters attacks with another laser that deals 10 damage.
HITRON Chopper [$900 | 70 health]: Summons a helicopter that deals 30 damage, but required players to manually use it. Can only attack once per turn, and must reload after 3 firings. Can also evacuate civilians instead of attacking to keep them safe until the chopper is destroyed.
Plasma Blade/Blaster [$650 | 8 uses]: Can be used as a blade or blaster. In Blade mode, deals 20 damage and has a 50% chance to cause vaporization (Deadlier burning), and a 20% chance to cause severe vaporization, but consumes two uses when used. In Blaster mode, deals 15 damage and has a 50% chance to cause burning and a 20% chance (10% for armored targets) to penetrate enemies and hit the next listed one, but only deals 10 damage to machines.
Sword of Insanity [$800 | 3 uses]: Deals 100 damage, but makes the user insane, causing them to lose 20 health every turn the own it until it breaks. Cannot be sold. Results in faster bleeding out when WIA.
Engietech SFBR [$850 | 20 uses]: Deals 10 base damage, with multiple firing modes. Automatic deals double damage, but consumes 2 uses. Burst deals 30 damage, but consumes 3 uses. Semi-Auto deals 10 damage, and has a 25% chance to pierce armor. Unload deals 5 damage times the number of uses, but consumes all remaining uses instantly.
Laser Sight [$500 | 3 uses]: Increases the damage of any held item by 5, and adds a 50% chance to blind the target. Stacks with rage. When attached to a Stealth Sniper, it retains the uses of the Sniper used in the combination, increases the damage, and doubles the headshot chance. However, it doesn't blind, the two cannot be separated, and taking cover does not increase headshot chance.
V-Stun Wave [$1,000 | 1 use]: Deals 2 damage to all enemies and stuns each of them. Can only be used once per wave.
Engietech Dismemberer Blade [$1,000 | 4 uses]: Deals 65 damage and applies amputation to target. Has a 5% chance to cause total dismemberment, which deals 70% of target's max health as additional damage (45% for minibosses, 10% for bosses) and deals 20 damage to user.
Blades of Sin [$1,000 | 8 uses]: Damage dealt is equal to 50% of the target's health. Hits all enemies at once, but can't kill any of them. Bosses cannot be hit. Price increases depending on how much health the buyer has left (maximum price is $1,100). Loses one use for every enemy affected (if more than 8 enemies are alive, only 8 will be hit).
AGM-173 Trinity [$2,500 | 1 use]: Instantly kills target and deals 20% of maximum health as damage to bosses, along with 100 splash damage to nearby targets. Hits 2 turns after use. Accuracy is affected by number of designators (maximum of three per turn). Accuracy is 17% multiplied by number of designators (six designators provides 100% accuracy). Using an Oracle System on the target counts as one designation. With 3/6 accuracy or less, if the missile hits at all, it may hit a random enemy that isn't the original target.
Zeus Exclusion Zone 4X MK. 2 [$2,750 | 200 health]: Summons an attack vehicle armed with four independently targeting miniguns that deal 20 damage each to random enemies. If less than four enemies are alive, two miniguns can fire upon the same enemy.
Tip: Pokèmon are not affected by a player's amputation.
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