I turn into a logic elemental, which absorbs the absurdities of Minor107's attack...and then spits them out at him at eye-watering velocity like how an Arab Muslim spits out date or olive pips upon breaking his Ramadhan fast. Ow!
I'm not so sure I should escape yet..... But if I had to I would wait till she has her back towards me, stand up and hit her with the legs of the chair I'm tied to, then jump out the window (the fall is about 5 feet). The fall would break the chair and I would be able to run away.