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Godzilla has been obliterated, but the watermelon remains otherwise unaffected.
I attempt to bury the watermelon beneath a pile of plumbing supplies.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
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The Watermelon breaks out and fixes the entire world's plumbing systems using the materials.
I fire the watermelon out of a cannon mounted on a satellite.
It enjoys its new face; it bounces up to you and hugs you in gratefulness. It then reveals a knife and quickly stabs you in the throat, killing you instantly.
I simply attempt to crush the watermelon with my war hammer.
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I Throw the watermelon across the room, bash it with a hammer, and throw it in a volcano.
I replace Bob from Surgeon Simulator with the watermelon.
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I eat a Mario mega mushroom and crush the watermelon by body slamming it.
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I script in the crafting recipe for a Fashion Melon. (http://dont-starve-g...i/Fashion_Melon)
What did you think I meant?
I don't attempt to destroy the melon.
Just think happy thoughts.
I give the melon to Herobrine.
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I throw the melon into a wormhole, then throw the wormhole into a black hole, then throw the black hole inside a bag of baguettes.
I command a killer rabbit to devour the watermelon.
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I load the watermelon into a cannon and fire it at Godzilla.
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I attempt to bury the watermelon beneath a pile of plumbing supplies.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I fire the watermelon out of a cannon mounted on a satellite.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
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The watermelon flies back and fires you out of it.
I gently hug the watermelon.
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The watermelon's magnetic forces repel your loving arms.
I dress up as Judas and I start intensely sniffing the watermelon, saying "you smellin fine, do i smell watermelon"
The watermelon crucifies you.
I summon the powers of the Light to obliterate the watermelon.
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The light makes the watermelon glow with fury.
I put an anime girl face on the melon
It enjoys its new face; it bounces up to you and hugs you in gratefulness. It then reveals a knife and quickly stabs you in the throat, killing you instantly.
I simply attempt to crush the watermelon with my war hammer.
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It breaks upon impact.
I conjure a portal to limbo and punt the watermelon into it.
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The watermelon exploits aerodynamics and spins itself out of the way of the portal.
I teach the watermelon to dance to MOSKAU MOSKAU WIR DIE GLASER AN DIE WAND, RUSSLAND IST EINES SCHONES LAND OH OH OH OH OH HEY.