You are all sitting at a table. On the table sits only one object - a watermelon. You have every tool in the world at your disposal to try to destroy the watermelon. The watermelon's got no chance, right?
Wrong. The watermelon is indestructible, sentient, omnipotent and omniscient. No matter how hard you try, the watermelon will never give in to the sadistic torture you will all try to put it through. You will never win... muahaha...
The way this game works is one person attempts to destroy the watermelon in any way they desire. The next poster tells the previous poster how they utterly failed and how their attempts likely backfired, and then they try to destroy the watermelon themselves. Then the cycle repeats itself. The watermelon is completely indestructible, and will never lose to the measly efforts of these puny humans.
Example:
Post A: *Attempts to destroy the watermelon*
Post B: *Posts how the attack bounced off harmlessly, and maybe backfired*
Post B: *Attempts to destroy the watermelon*
Understand? If so, good. I'll start.
I attempt to cut the watermelon with my meat cleaver.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
You blow everything to kingdom come except the watermelon. In fact, the watermelon appears to have become shinier.
I launch the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War at the watermelon.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I attempt to throw the watermelon into a vat of lava.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
It bounces off the watermelon and cuts you in half.
I attempt to eat the watermelon whole.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
The watermelon lodges in your throat and due to the extreme push on the outer layers of your throat, your throat bursts and the watermelon returns unharmed.
I attempt to shoot the melon into the sun with a very, very powerful cannon.
The watermelon remains unharmed. In fact, the black hole explodes violently, and obliterates you due to the force of gravity swelling inside of it.
I attempt to throw the watermelon at the next poster.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I tap dance for the watermelon, hoping to please it enough to open willingly.
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"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
your ka me ha me ha attack from dragonball failed, as the black hole returned to suck it up, while the melon remained.
I use an unstoppable force against the unmovable melon, 100% accuracy with infinite pounds of weight to fixtate on its target, guaranteed never to break
Your unstoppable force with infinite energy doesn't interact with the particles composing the watermelon at all, simply passing through it. Continuing on infinitely.
I'm omnipotent and omnipresent. I delete the watermelon from existence (particles and all) and remain unharmed due to existing outside of physical or temporal constraints.
I'm omnipotent and omnipresent. I delete the watermelon from existence (particles and all) and remain unharmed due to existing outside of physical or temporal constraints.
you forgot to say how my plan backfired thanks for edit
Wrong. The watermelon is indestructible, sentient, omnipotent and omniscient. No matter how hard you try, the watermelon will never give in to the sadistic torture you will all try to put it through. You will never win... muahaha...
The way this game works is one person attempts to destroy the watermelon in any way they desire. The next poster tells the previous poster how they utterly failed and how their attempts likely backfired, and then they try to destroy the watermelon themselves. Then the cycle repeats itself. The watermelon is completely indestructible, and will never lose to the measly efforts of these puny humans.
Example:
Post A: *Attempts to destroy the watermelon*
Post B: *Posts how the attack bounced off harmlessly, and maybe backfired*
Post B: *Attempts to destroy the watermelon*
Understand? If so, good. I'll start.
I attempt to cut the watermelon with my meat cleaver.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I hit the watermelon with a mallet.
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I use a Nuke on the Melon.
I launch the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War at the watermelon.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
We crawled through dirt and blood and sand to achieve our glorious victory... Not for medals, or glory ...But for what was right.
I Chaos Blast it
Hey, what's up? Smiley face
I attempt to throw the watermelon into a vat of lava.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
Psi blade to the melon. Can't go wrong.
I attempt to eat the watermelon whole.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I attempt to shoot the melon into the sun with a very, very powerful cannon.
I create a black hole the size of a house.
I attempt to throw the watermelon at the next poster.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I leave the watermelon on the ground and think of a plan to destroy it.
I tap dance for the watermelon, hoping to please it enough to open willingly.
"We must call for aid! Executor, bring out the Reavers! ... What? What do you mean we don't have reavers anymore? Then... send the Dragoons! ... Ugh, then what do you suggest? ... What's a Void Ray?!" -Tassadar, Savior of the Templar
I attempt to dump the watermelon into Jupiter.
Me:Whats the watermelon's power level?
Friend:ITS OVER 9000!111111
Me:KA...ME...HA...ME...HA!!1!!!!1
I use an unstoppable force against the unmovable melon, 100% accuracy with infinite pounds of weight to fixtate on its target, guaranteed never to break
I'm omnipotent and omnipresent. I delete the watermelon from existence (particles and all) and remain unharmed due to existing outside of physical or temporal constraints.
you forgot to say how my plan backfiredthanks for edit