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I wish for an epic hockey game today!

OOC: Do you actually play hockey?

OT: It's epic in the sense that the opposing team absolutely crushes yours.

I wish for absolute privacy.

Granted. You are now in a world all your own. No-one can enter. No-one can leave. It’s just you in a world with no access to the world you came from. Hope you can hold off the madness that comes from the isolation...

I wish it was easier to grind resources.

Granted. The amount of resources you get via grinding is so much that the admins believe you're hacking, and you get perma-banned.

I wish for creativity.

granted, but nobody understands your extreme creativity and they execute you.

I wish for an idea on what to wish for for this game.

Granted. That idea is to wish for nothing.

I wish the Slayer Bosses in Hypixel Skyblock were easier.

Granted, but they're so easy they're boring, and you move on to another server.

I wish Nintendo would port Twilight Princess HD to the Switch.

Granted, but Breath of the Wild somehow makes it obsolete.

I wish the Forum Games would still be alive.

Granted, but the rest of the forum closes down.

I wish for the courage to play Dark Souls.

Granted. You have none of the skill to play it, however.

I wish that the tier 3-4 Sven/Broodfather bosses on Hypixel Skyblock weren’t so ridiculously hard.

Granted, but it doesn’t matter since you quit Hypixel, remember?

I wish for the courage and skill to play Dark Souls.

Granted. Doesn’t matter since random players are one-hitting you constantly and calling you a scrub for dying to them, huh?

I wish that I wasn’t forced to quit Hypixel.

OOC: "Forced to quit Hypixel?"

OT

Granted, but everyone has ranks and you don't.

I wish for the ability to Thanos Snap. (And I don't Thanos Snap myself out of existence.)

Except as soon as you use the snap, (wich you eventualiteter do) you die, half of the universe die at random, and you where randomly selected, you do not purpousefully snap yourself, the targets are random.

I wish for a copy of super smash bros ultimate with all the DLC (all of it)

Granted, but the Nintendo ninjas find you for pirating, and, well, you don’t want to know what happened next.

I wish for Hytale to be released.

Granted, but whenever you join a server, everyone recognizes who you are, and instantly teams up to ensure you don't get to play. (In other words they spawn-kill you over and over and over and over)

I wish that I could not go to school, and still grow smarter.

(It's a good thing I generally play singleplayer)

Granted, but all the stuff you learn is useless, and you are unable to get a job or support yourself. Stay in school, kids.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

Granted. It's the size of the solar system. The first time you transform, you destroy the Earth and the rest of the solar system. Have fun being stuck in space with nothing to do.

I wish that I knew a great way to make money in Hypixel Skyblock.

Granted. You get banned for being suspected of being a hacker.

I wish to never die.

Granted. You still age, but you can never die. Even as the particles of you are scattered into oblivion by the inevitable heat death of the universe, your consciousness remains, existing for all eternity.

I wish for 100 dollars in legal tinder.