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Granted, you're healty for on day only.

I wish to play in the NHL!

Granted, but WW3 erupts and Canda takes it's amazing healthcare medics out of the hockey games, cancels the NHL games and prepares for Earth's ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, with good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.

I wish tvigle man would post more often, I love Versus, and Footbalol is funny.

Granted, but to make up for the increase in posts, they decrease their quality.

I wish that Screwattack would make a Deathbattle with Ben 10 in it.

Granted. However it’s a Death Battle eXibition.

I wish for more games.

Granted. Unfortunately in all the games you got you can only play the hardest mode available, making it virtually impossible to play.

I wish to get stronger so I can defend myself.

Granted, you're stronger now, but not enough and I'm still stronger than you!

I wish for amazing hockey games.

Granted, but a horrible summer reigns upon the entire Earth somehow, and everyone is busy hiding in their refrigerators.

I wish for some nutella.

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish for snow.

Granted. *que the Alaskan Summer death scene from one of Jake Eyes’ 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft videos*

I wish for more machines.

Granted. However, the machine is simply a repeating always active command block with the command /kill Player_Miner attached to it.

I wish for more stats. I'm seriously weak.

Granted, your strength, perception, endurance, charisma, agility and luck all raise, but the points have to come from somewhere...

I wish I had a Gunslinger, and Frontier Justice.

Granted, but you're allergic to them.

I wish I could control Metal.

Granted, but to make it so that you can more efficiently beat your heart, I tear it out and replace it with a hunk of metal, forcing you to control that one piece of metal for the rest of your life.

... But hey, you're controlling metal.

I wish the next poster would explode, but not too close to me, before they could corrupt this wish.

Granted. I am not close to you, but you blow up with me anyway.

I wish I could moon-jump. (Not literally jump to the moon.)

Granted, but you end up jumping so high, you enter an Orbit around Earth.

I wish that Enderpearls existed in real life.

Granted. When you throw one, the bones in your leg break in multiple places as you teleport. Hey, Ender Pearls DO deal fall damage in Minecraft, so what’s stopping them from doing it if they were in the real world?

I wish for more inventory energy storage methods.

Granted, but storing a useful amount of energy sets off a timer on it, which can't be stopped.

It turns out these batteries were made by Samsung.

I wish the sun would disappear. Don't ask why.

Granted, you have an eternal deep freezing darkness!

I wish to be feared on hockey!

Granted, you are feared by the local police, and global authorities.

Guess how that ends...

I wish I was a sciencer.

Granted. All your experiments go wrong and turn into explosions.

I wish I could actually fight someone (Not ConorGarland, though).