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Granted, but is from the future, causing vendors to believe it’s counterfeit. You are arrested and sentenced to two years in prison.

I wish to be able to take any form I want, at any size I want, at any time I want, and yet people neither fear me or want to study me; they treat me like a normal person.

Granted. You can only do it in a game world. Should have mentioned “any place”.

I wish for all the game achievements.

Granted. You get accused of hacking and get banned.

I wish that I could make multiple Minecraft Forum accounts and not get banned.

Granted, but you and your alts are the only accounts on the entire website. The only mods are those posted by you, the only resource packs are those posted by you, and forum games are just you talking to yourself.

I wish for a blueberry muffin.

Granted, but your muffin is moldy.

I wish for a "Hat Trick" on the hockey game tonight!

Granted. The "Hat Trick" involves someone throwing a hat that spits out 9999 pucks into your goal.

I wish someone else would join my forum game.

Granted. They proceed to grief it.

I wish for more minion slots.

Granted. All the minions are LV 0 for some reason, and you cannot level them up.

I wish Persona 6 would be released.

Granted. As there’s barely any work put into it yet, it’s terrible.

I wish Nintendo would make a sequel to Twilight Princess.

Granted. The timeline gets ruined as a result.

I wish we had more allies in “Sunrise on a World”.

(Eh, I’d take it. As a hardcore Zelda fan I place high importance on the timeline, but it’s always been malleable and shenanigans are a small price to pay for a sequel to my all-time favorite game)

Granted, but it turns out they are all traitors who stab you in the back and the game ends.

I wish this entire forum would be busy again.

Granted. Que thousands of ninja’ings every few minutes.

I wish the forum games would be more active. Not crazy active, but quite active.

Granted, but your internet goes out and you’re unable to enjoy it.

I wish Criticsquid and Sacheverell would return to the forum staff.

Granted. But they are totally corrupt and spam the forums.

I wish for Dragon Quest 12 and Persona 6.

Granted, however they are only released in another country and in another language, region locked and all.

I wish mustard was in Minecraft.

Granted but it has no effect.

I wish all games where never released in any one country first and the rest of the world later and that they where instead released in the whole world at the same time

Granted. All games now take ten years to be released due to how long it takes for the marketing material and translate for every country in the world.

I wish people would play my forum game, Devouring Paradise. Pretty please?

I inadvertently granted you this. Your thread is now another outlet for my nonsense.

I wish I were as funny and witty as the other posters of this board.

Granted. The other posters are so salty of your funniness and wittiness that they hold a petition to ban you.

I wish that I could actually win in a game.

Granted. You are now the Candy Land world champ. You can’t win anything else though.

I wish I had the will to finish my Minecraft 2 suggestion.