I grab a pair of glass daggers(Mistborn FTW!) and run CDF through with them, then I kick him off a cliff into a pit of lava.
He breaks your daggers with a large stone, sending the shards into you. He then smashes your face into a car windshield. You take 10 damage. You launch a counter attack, but it only deals 2 damage
I slyly put poison into Coal_Sponge's food. Then I watch as he eats it and kills himself. Then I dump the body into a river, where it is doomed to rot and sleep with the fishes.
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I'm not a psychopath, I'm a sociopath. Do your research! Why can't people just think?
I shoot a crit Pyroblast (World of Warcraft mage spell) straight at CDF's face, blowing him to pieces. The surviving parts of him burn up into a pile of ashes.
"Yeah, thanks Frog. >.<"
"I appreciate the support, anyway...
I grab CDF and thrust him into an incinerator, all the while screaming "I AM A GIRL. STOP CALLING ME A "HIM."" i then pull him out, and start banging him against a wall covered in billions of tiny, electrified, white-hot spikes, screaming "I AM A GIRL" with every hit.
I jump at crane and shoot him in the chest with a shotgun, after aiming at him and accidentally pulling the trigger. I then play the song 'Asia' and ram a pale green car into him, making him fly up into the air and do a sort of cartwheel type thing. Then I play Asia again and drop a desk on him, and play Asia. I then give him sausages, which he chokes on. I play Asia while crane takes a shower and slips, hitting his head on the side so hard that he dies. I play Asia again and give him a poisoned taco, then play Asia. I then give a razor to him and plug it in violently, electrocuting him. I then tie some random civillian to a chair and attack a house with an axe, crane getting in the way of the axe as I swing it and play Asia. I shoot him in the head with an arrow that misses a target, Asia still playing. Later I allow crane to pet a dog, which mauls him. Finally I play the song 'Back In Time' then hold crane at gunpoint and shoot him.
If you know where that's from, I'll give you an attack (unless you're CDF).
I'm noting a lot of use of the song Asia in your attack.
8 damage to Crane!
I slyly put poison into Coal_Sponge's food. Then I watch as he eats it and kills himself. Then I dump the body into a river, where it is doomed to rot and sleep with the fishes.
I shoot a crit Pyroblast (World of Warcraft mage spell) straight at CDF's face, blowing him to pieces. The surviving parts of him burn up into a pile of ashes.
He holds up a mirror and reflects the blast into you, dealing 16 damage!
"Yeah, thanks Frog. >.<"
"I appreciate the support, anyway...
I grab CDF and thrust him into an incinerator, all the while screaming "I AM A GIRL. STOP CALLING ME A "HIM."" i then pull him out, and start banging him against a wall covered in billions of tiny, electrified, white-hot spikes, screaming "I AM A GIRL" with every hit.
Turns out you were attacking a decoy of him. He snipes you from 100 miles away, dealing 16 damage to you.
Also, no one is calling you a male. We know you're a female.
I jump at Bio and throw a rock down through the left side of his head, through his heart and organs on the left side of his body, and through his left leg where it remains lodged in his foot, breaking all bones along the way.
8 damage to me!
My action: I perform a cartwheel and kick Asdf in the jaw, then jump into the air and fire a Death Machine at him, dealing 8 damage
I leave Bipod alone on a island with cannibals. He is cooked and eaten alive.
Just a side note; I think it's unfair that people in stasis don't lose hp while the active ones do. Maybe increased damage for two turns or something.
8 damage to me!
Why would someone away from the action have to take damage? They're not there to stop it.
And what do you mean, increased damage for 2 turns?
I skewer Asdf with a katana, sharp side up, then swipe upward with the blade still in him, slicing his upper torso up the middle. I then decapitate his now halved head before his corpse falls over.
I stab Coal in his face.
Also, the description for "Arm Cannon" item has some redundancy, stating that it has 5 uses even though that it's stated that there is 5 uses for it earlier.
Before you detonate, he kicks you off and stabs you in the throat, dealing 16 damage to you! You die from your self-destruct!
8 damage to me
8 damage to draconic!
Ok, you'll be put in stasis when the round ends.
8 damage to Crane!
8 damage to Asdf!
He breaks your daggers with a large stone, sending the shards into you. He then smashes your face into a car windshield. You take 10 damage. You launch a counter attack, but it only deals 2 damage
16 damage to draconic!
8 damage to Coal!
My action: I drop a Tyranitar on Asdf and detonate it, dealing 8 damage
Money earned:
CDF - $100
Everyone else: $50
Player list:
Asdf [52/100]
Coal_Sponge [79/100] [TARGET]
Bio [63/100]
Draconic_cat [2/4] [43/100] [TARGET]
Kazar [86/100]
Crusher [61/100]
Crane [87/100]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [LWM] [98/100]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $150
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $800
Crane98: $600
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $100
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $150
Asdf: $150
Crusher: $150
Matt_Choi: $100
Other:
None
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I attach 5 Kgs of C4 to kazar's groin, then shoot it with a RPG.
Know what? Back in time is from MIB 3 though.
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
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"I appreciate the support, anyway...
I grab CDF and thrust him into an incinerator, all the while screaming "I AM A GIRL. STOP CALLING ME A "HIM."" i then pull him out, and start banging him against a wall covered in billions of tiny, electrified, white-hot spikes, screaming "I AM A GIRL" with every hit.
Feed my dragons please
Look at this:
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
Draconic cheered
Yes, you will become a target.
8 damage to kazar
I'm noting a lot of use of the song Asia in your attack.
8 damage to Crane!
8 damage to Coal
16 damage to Coal!
He holds up a mirror and reflects the blast into you, dealing 16 damage!
Turns out you were attacking a decoy of him. He snipes you from 100 miles away, dealing 16 damage to you.
Also, no one is calling you a male. We know you're a female.
8 damage to me!
My action: I perform a cartwheel and kick Asdf in the jaw, then jump into the air and fire a Death Machine at him, dealing 8 damage
Player list:
Asdf [44/100]
Coal_Sponge [39/100] [TARGET]
Bio [55/100]
Draconic_cat [1/4] [2/4] [27/100] [TARGET]
Kazar [78/100]
Crusher [61/100]
Crane [79/100]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [LWM] [100/100]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $150
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $800
Crane98: $600
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $100
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $150
Asdf: $150
Crusher: $150
Matt_Choi: $100
Other:
None
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
"REINFORCEMENTS, REINFORCEMENTS!"
I grab CDF and throw him down a cliff into a pool of lava, hoping and praying that was the real CDF.
"Oh, and Bio, in his last action CDF called me a him. Just saying."
Feed my dragons please
Just a side note; I think it's unfair that people in stasis don't lose hp while the active ones do. Maybe increased damage for two turns or something.
12 damage to draconic!
Obsidian Musket purchased and loaded
CDF counters at the last minute, flipping over you and kicking you into the lava pool, killing you!
Really? I didn't notice.
8 damage to me!
Why would someone away from the action have to take damage? They're not there to stop it.
And what do you mean, increased damage for 2 turns?
Heh. 8 damage to Crane.
My action: With the money I recently earned as a survival bonus, I buy and load an Obsidian Musket.
Money earned:
CDF - $100
Everyone else: $50
Player list:
Asdf [44/100]
Coal_Sponge [39/100] [TARGET]
Bio [47/100] [Has Obsidian Musket, 2 uses left]
Draconic_cat [DEAD]
Kazar [78/100]
Crusher [61/100]
Crane [71/100] [Has Obsidian Musket, 2 uses left]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [LWM] [100/100]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $0
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $850
Crane98: $450
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $200
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $200
Asdf: $200
Crusher: $200
Matt_Choi: $100
Other:
None
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I cheer asdf.
Feed my dragons please
I bash Crane's head with a mace repeatedly until, it's nothing but mush.
Also, thanks, cat.
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Also, the description for "Arm Cannon" item has some redundancy, stating that it has 5 uses even though that it's stated that there is 5 uses for it earlier.
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.