I buy a healing potion, go back in time, and give it to myself just before kazar's attack, allowing me to survive the OM blast and go back in time to (you get the rest).
Thanks for the constant support, cat!
Also, Bio, I think you should "tweak" the damage. Cause' 8 for everything is not...fun(?). If it's 8 for everything, then it only matters who gets attacked the most. But, this is just a suggestion. Do what you will.
I transport the helicopter and Crusher into the Cookie Clicker universe. I force Crusher to eat 156,978 cookies per second till he dies of too much cookies. I also bury the helicopter with cookie dough, sabotaging it completely.
Damage is not always 8. It's based off of creativity. Being less creative results in less damage.
8 damage to Crusher and chopper!
I buy a healing potion, go back in time, and give it to myself just before kazar's attack, allowing me to survive the OM blast and go back in time to (you get the rest).
Good to know. Also there's two "Soto"s in the bank.
I buy body armor again, (I can, right?).
I teleport kazar and the chopper to the bottom of the Atlantic, where they implode and drown and die and rot.
I jump onto a plasma bridge and fire a shotgun at the chopper. However, the shotgun is out of rounds so instead I fire a carton of orange juice at the chopper.
Good to know. Also there's two "Soto"s in the bank.
I buy body armor again, (I can, right?).
I teleport kazar and the chopper to the bottom of the Atlantic, where they implode and drown and die and rot.
Thanks for pointing that out.
More armor purchased, 8 damage to both
I prevent that by throwing a ball of dust and a half-eaten pie (oh boy, what flavor? RADIO FLAVOR!) at Bio.
8 damage to me!
My action: I fire a storm of white-hot needles into Asdf's face before lighting him on fire and kicking him into the jaws of a flaming iron bull for 8 damage
I buy and use a pot o' healin', then buy and load an obsidian musket.
You can only preform 1 action a day. That means you either Load the musket, or use the PoH. (Or you might not even be able to buy multiple things at once, idk)
Assuming I now have my MoC, and I stabbed Kazar with my bowie knife, I use the murder of crows on Kazar.
You can only preform 1 action a day. That means you either Load the musket, or use the PoH. (Or you might not even be able to buy multiple things at once, idk)
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
Asdf supported
Damage is not always 8. It's based off of creativity. Being less creative results in less damage.
8 damage to Crusher and chopper!
Crusher killed, 4 damage to chopper
No.
6 damage to Asdf
Crusher is dead, so you attack the chopper for 8 damage
My action: I snap Asdf's neck with a crowbar infused with the power of a migraine, dealing 8 damage
Money earned:
Kazar - $100
Everyone else - $50
Player list:
Asdf [1/4] [3/4] [23/100]
Coal_Sponge [DEAD]
Bio [1/4] [39/100] [Has Obsidian Musket, 1 use left]
Draconic_cat [DEAD]
Kazar [50/100]
Crusher [DEAD]
Crane [63/100] [25/25] [Has Obsidian Musket, 1 use left]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [1/4] [92/100] [25/25]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
Soto [100/100]
ThaVrisco [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $100
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $800
Crane98: $450
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $200
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $200
Asdf: $200
Crusher: $300
Matt_Choi: $100
Soto: $100
ThaVrisco: $100
Other:
Delivery Chopper [214/250] [Leaves in 2 turns]
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Feed my dragons please
I buy body armor again, (I can, right?).
I teleport kazar and the chopper to the bottom of the Atlantic, where they implode and drown and die and rot.
8 damage to chopper!
Asdf supported! He gets a crate!
20 damage to kazar!
Thanks for pointing that out.
More armor purchased, 8 damage to both
8 damage to both!
My action: I peel Asdf's armor off with a crowbar, dealing 8 damage
Player list:
Asdf [1/4] [23/100] [9/25] [Has Crate]
Coal_Sponge [DEAD]
Bio [1/4] [39/100] [Has Obsidian Musket, 1 use left]
Draconic_cat [DEAD]
Kazar [22/100]
Crusher [DEAD]
Crane [63/100] [25/25]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [1/4] [92/100] [25/25]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
Soto [100/100]
ThaVrisco [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $100
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $800
Crane98: $450
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $200
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $200
Asdf: $100
Crusher: $300
Matt_Choi: $100
ThaVrisco: $100
Other:
The chopper looks like it's about to leave...
Delivery Chopper [190/250] [Leaves in 1 turn]
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I then slap Crane's face with a fish ,then I throw him into a pool filled with piranhas. Then I open my crate and shout, "Thanks, Cat!!!"
Also, Bio, if you go for Kazar and I go for asdf, we should be in good shape.
Alright, I'll be more strict with the damage.
Potion of Healing purchased and used
6 damage to Crane.
You open your crate and find an Arm Cannon!
Bowie Knife purchased, 10 armor-piercing damage to Asdf
Nah, I'm gonna stick with targeting Asdf.
8 damage to me!
My action: I fire a storm of white-hot needles into Asdf's face before lighting him on fire and kicking him into the jaws of a flaming iron bull for 8 damage
Player list:
Asdf [1/4] [13/100] [1/25] [Has Arm Cannon, 5 uses left]
Coal_Sponge [DEAD]
Bio [1/4] [31/100] [Has Obsidian Musket, 1 use left]
Draconic_cat [DEAD]
Kazar [42/100] +20
Crusher [DEAD]
Crane [63/100] [19/25] [Has Bowie Knife, 2 uses left]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [1/4] [92/100] [25/25]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
Soto [100/100]
ThaVrisco [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $100
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $600
Crane98: $350
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $200
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $200
Asdf: $100
Crusher: $300
Matt_Choi: $100
ThaVrisco: $100
Other:
The chopper looks like it's about to leave...
Delivery Chopper [190/250] [Leaves in 1 turn]
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
I cheer for you.
Feed my dragons please
15 damage to me and chopper
6 damage to me
Asdf cheered
4 damage to me
10 armor-piercing damage to Asdf
I'm here.
My action: I finish off Asdf by snapping his neck. Sorry for stealing your kill, Crane.
Money earned:
Bio - $100
Everyone else - $50
Player list:
Asdf [DEAD]
Coal_Sponge [DEAD]
Bio [1/4] [6/100] [Has Obsidian Musket, 1 use left]
Draconic_cat [DEAD]
Kazar [42/100]
Crusher [DEAD]
Crane [63/100] [19/25] [Has Bowie Knife, 1 use left]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [1/4] [92/100] [25/25]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
Soto [100/100]
ThaVrisco [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $200
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $650
Crane98: $400
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $250
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $200
Asdf: $100
Crusher: $300
Matt_Choi: $100
ThaVrisco: $100
Other:
The chopper leaves.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Also, anyone know where CDF went? He(she or it) hasn't been here since the 4th.
You can only preform 1 action a day. That means you either Load the musket, or use the PoH. (Or you might not even be able to buy multiple things at once, idk)
Kazar cheered
I die!
MoC purchased, 10 armor-piercing damage to kazar
Yeah, I wonder what happened to CDF.
Potion of Healing purchased and used, Obsidian Musket purchased
10 damage to kazar + distraction
My action: I cheer Crane.
Player list:
Asdf [DEAD]
Coal_Sponge [DEAD]
Bio [DEAD]
Draconic_cat [DEAD]
Kazar [1/4] [42/100] +20 [Has Obsidian Musket, 2 uses left, unloaded] (Distracted, 1 turn remaining)
Crusher [DEAD]
Crane [1/4] [63/100] [19/25] [Has Murder of Crows, 5 uses left]
Frog [DEAD]
CDF [1/4] [92/100] [25/25]
Waiting list:
Matt_Choi [100/100]
Soto [100/100]
ThaVrisco [100/100]
FearTheKumquat: $750
FlyingPig6789: $350
Frog81: $225
Hammer01: $550
NoNames: $300
RC_1138: $200
Michael725: $400
Minor107: $300
BioShock_Rules: $200
Happy_smurfs: $400
Firewave15: $400
Kazar14: $200
Crane98: $150
Draconic_Cat: $100
Xblastz: $300
Ninja: $125
Soto: $500
CDF: $250
Scribe: $200
Coal_Sponge: $200
Asdf: $100
Crusher: $300
Matt_Choi: $100
ThaVrisco: $100
Other:
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!