...I don't even know what to 942 ways to know you are addicted to Minecraft. You continually refresh Notch's blog for the latest post about the next compatability-breaking update. You wear a diaper to increase time between bathroom breaks. You begin to panic when you black screen for more than 10 seconds. You go to bed in minecraft when you're tired in real life. You haven't eaten or slept in 24 hours. You just sit down to mine a few blocks and look up to realize its already been 4 hours. If you've completed the 404 challenge more than once. You refresh the mod page hoping for a new mod update to reflect Notch's latest update. You google "Minecraft addiction". The only time you see your friends is in-game. You worry about server griefing while you're offline. You get excited when Notch releases a demo video about the next update. You begin dreaming about blocks. You see a dark area in the kitchen and have the urge to put a torch there. You smack snow with a shovel and half-expect snowballs to pop out. You make a website about Minecraft addictions. You see fog and think about hitting "F" You look at every building in real life and start seeing it as blocks and measuring it. You get coal as a gift and think its a good thing. You are referred by people in real life by your Minecraft nickname. When you're in public and you hear "ssssss" and you yell "CREEPER!!!" When you watch too many "Let's Play's" and you begin commentating every move you make. You are afraid of the dark because you think mobs will spawn. Your body parts start getting blocky. You forget to feed your real dog, because you were too busy feeding your pack of virtual dogs... You hate it when people ask you to eat while playing Minecraft When it's dark, you try to place a torch. You re-create your town in Minecraft and live your life in there. You break all the bones in your hand due to attempting to open doors by punching them. You see some pesky trees in your yard and think, "I really wish I at least had my wooden axe right now." You see a stray dog and think, "Dangitt why didn't I bring my bones with me!" You use Minecraft as a model maker for your dream home/city. (We all have dreams you know) You hear someone go Uggghh, and you tell your friend, "I think that guy over there is a zombie. Do you have your sword on you?" You see a beautiful landmark and think, "I bet I could make a cool version of that in Minecraft." And later that night you put a scale replica in you town and say,"Yep, that is as cool as the real Washington Monument." You see one of those commercial where you sell your used gold for cash, and think, "No way! I'm saving my gold for power rails!" You're hungry and you think, "Man, I wish I could find a pig right now." You tested 99% positive for minecraft addiction. You have submitted over 11 Minecraft addiction jokes to this website. (To whom I thank very much. --Drise) You try to punch your way through a tree. You start wondering who people on a server really are. You begin to view the world as Minecraft. You punch a tree 5 times hoping it yields some wood. You try to start a new world IRL because you fell. You walk into a jewelry store in think "Dang, whish I had a workbench, and a pickaxe". You hear creeper or zombie noises when you wake up in the middle of the night. You wonder why a thing doesn't break as easy as in minecraft and why real life is harder. You start drawing creeper faces everywhere. You know more about minecraft, than you do in your classes You suffer from the tetris effect. You watch Ultimate Survival and Think "I could do alot better" You start planning what you are going to build the next day, IN YOUR DREAMS. While fishing you're hoping a fish pops out of the water. You make cake, but leave the bottle of milk in the mix. At night you go to bed, lie there five seconds and get up thinking it's day. You have arachnophobia and begin to see skeletons riding spiders. You punch pigs when you're hungry. You punch pigs when you get hurt. You think Notch is your god and Mojang your church. You have more then ten Minecraft-related YouTube subscriptions... You always think with blocks. You mod your night lights into torches and place them in your house. When you don't know what to build, you look up famous monuments You make your own house in Minecraft You cut part of the bottom of a tree trunk thinking the rest will stay up. You look at a birch tree in real life and see it as blocks. When the cat hisses, you run away and come back in 2 minutes looking for the crater. You give your dog 5 bones just so you can take him for a walk and slap him on the head once to make him sit. You get arrested for punching sheep. Your biological clock adapts to Minecraft's 10 minute days and nights. You see a circle and think "wait, that's not right." You stay home all day isolated in your room You start driving minecarts instead of cars You notice perfectly square brick columns IRL and think, "man, where'd that guy find all that clay?" Your desktop, mouse cursor, screensaver, and homepage all relate to Minecraft You start swinging your arms like the minecraft character when you walk. You are in history class and you imagine the building as if they were built in minecraft When you bookmark this page. You walk by sugarcanes and attempt to make a bookcase You see the sun as a square. When the server you play on is down you immediately curl up in a corner and cry while playing single player on your laptop with a creeper skin to prevent theft. When you don't have bread, you align 3 wheats together. You start eating raw pork. You try to make friends with wild wolves. When you stay up late at night starring at your computer trying to find redstone somewhere You check your backyard mob grinder every ten minutes hopping to find bones and gunpowder. You jump off a 50 ft tower and hope you land in that 3 ft deep water You think apples made of pure gold taste delicious You recreate your real life house in MC, and make better things inside. You break your head attempting to place a big stone block above you... You try to organise things in multiples of 4. You mutter /time day in your sleep. You attempt to put fires out with your bare hands, then eat cookies until you stop burn ing. When you say "In Notch's name" instead of "In God's name" You don't go near obsidian for months because your afraid if you light it on fire it will send you to the nether When you see a person wearing diamond jewelry IRL, you think, "How the nether did that guy find that much diamonds??!!!" And proceed to ask that person what kind of mining technique they use. You throw an egg hoping for a chicken to pop out. You are afraid that your cup of water may flood the kitchen. You feel strange whenever you see something taller than 64 meters. You think of the world from a blocky perspective If you are tired but you can not sleep because it's a day You fear to go to the woods because you think there are a lot of wolves. When you will die, you look forward to finally meeting this "re spawn" Button! You think you can carry 10 billion pounds of stuff in your pockets. You see a creeper and you yourself You punch the grass on your lawn, and when someone asks you what you're doing, you tell them you're going mining. The ONLY vehicles you know of, are minecarts and boats. Wooden boats. You walk on stuff lying around your room, hoping you automatically pick them up. You listen to minecraft-parodied songs rather than the original. You Play Minecraft(FULLSTOP) When diving, you think that you can evade drowning by eating pork really fast. You dig Diamonds When you want to make a book stack 3 papers and wait... You make weapon,and hurt tree! You start digging a hole and look for caves in real life. When you see something white in the dark, you think it's a Skeleton. It gets dark out and you think: "must find coal...) Your friends make hissing sounds just to makeyou jump. In math class, your using the calculator to find out just how many cobble you'll need for your next castle. You always get scared around wooden structures because you think they'll be greifed. You start finding crafting recipes for common things: Tv:two glass by eight cobble and redstone Pencil: coal and stick Fish tank: two water plus four glass You try to change pictures on the wall by punching them You always check your basement for slimes You walk down the street, saying "THIS TEXTURE PACK IS AMAZING" You try to hit right click when your real life dog is bothering you. You picture redstone running through your walls when you turn a light on. You do research to find out how real life mining compares to Minecraft mining. You think when you sprinkle ground up bones on to a tree sapling and expect it to suddenly grow into a tree. You validate 'creeper' as a real animal.
*Whistles innocently*
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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...No, thanks, you can keep it.
WTF
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No waffle.
Would you rather read a story of knights and dragons, or be in one?
I'm glad people support my dragon raising. Could I ask for assistance with this one now?
Check out my dragon scroll(http://dragcave.net/user/Heric) if you want to see the dragons I have. I may get more dragons later.
Remember the Death Star!
We Won!!
...I don't even know what to say.
okayyyy???
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..You need help.
what is deelpee?
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I'm sorry.
I wanted to be one of the cool kids.
I like cake.
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"Superstition is the religion of feeble minds."
yes you are
Really? Wow where do you guys take the classes?
We all have our own things for example I like magic carpets
JUST STOP IT, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENCE, AND YOU'RE RUINING MY YOGA! I will go to sleep now....
Dancing for all!
I don't like to work at nonsense company! Maybe you can do it.