You receive enough money from your parents to buy a 3DS. They forgot to give you your allowance for a half year or so, so they give you all the money they were supposed to do then. They do this right after a super big event they didn't tell you about and have a lot of money.
Got arty'ed and air strike'd by nowhere.
I get killed in the real world when I get defeated by the Naughty Sorceress in Kingdom of Loathing - reputedly, the "best game in the world...."
(yes, that's her pic)
Slip on banana peel into a volcano.
I pour a gasoline over me and ask a pyromaniac to light me on fire.
Get's hit by a diamond bullet!
Pedobear wants to kill me!
My house, for some reason or another, turns into acid.
There's no kill like overkill.
I'm about to get sliced in half!
Get's killed due to over excitement because (SPOILER ALERT!) Pokemon X & Y are coming out in October, yet I do not have a 3DS yet.
Playing around in a Cactus Field.
Running through a burning cactus field.
Gets caught in a cobweb area of a Mineshaft where spiders are spawning and heading straight for you.
Gets shot by skeleton with Strength X.
Falls into a pit of lava where every block that isn't lava is made of bedrock and a ceiling of bedrock is laid over the pit.
Hits with infinite splash potions of healing.Ninja'd.Breaks bedrock and pours in water
I started a brony flame war because I said ponys suck... HALP!!!!
Try and fight Chuck Norris.
Jumping into a meat grinder
There's no kill like overkill.
i tp into space!
Hey, check out my new camera! *gets shot*
Purposely steps on pressure pad when he sees there's TNT underneath.