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Uhm.... please put the sword away. Mom said no swords in the house.

I'll start running because it's a creeper.

... *I stare at the horrible creature in front of me, and then reach my hand to push the button on the bottom of the table, pulling it down an extremely deep hole.*

Sorry, but I can't give you anything, since I'm running out of food. I think you should leave.

Herobrine death stare!

Go away!

i should stop smooking meth when i wake up

You shall make an excellent breakfast...

i would like to remind you im a ­ING DRAGON

Who knows? Your might as well be an inch tall dragon.

dragonite is 3 times taller then an average human...
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dragonite_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

You could be a toy model they sell at Walmart.

*Stares into bowl* "What's in this cereal?"

"Where's the rest of you?"

*removes glasses*
Mother of GOOOD....
How did a snake-thing get in my house?

What do you think you're doing with that redstone torch? Did you rig this place with TNT!?!? You better not have!

Oh, but I did...
*places on floor and teleports away*
*Whispers to you... "your move..."

Hm... you again. I suppose you just hate me for no reason, then? Maybe... you didn't realize that I'm invincible, thanks to being the server owner.

*stares at wreckage and sees Snivy still alive*
Hmm, guess that was unnecessary

uh. hey. want some bamboo? I guess. OH HEY THAT'S A PRETTY COOL GLOWING RED BAMBOO BAMBOO STICK YA GOT THERE:D
*eats staff*
*gets magical powers*