2069: Make everyone slip
1. Pour water everywhere
2. Sneak in control room and turn all heaters to subzero
3. watch them slip
(Bonus!) hack all speakers to play Wreckingball at max volume
Chain down an employee and sacrifice him/her to the Chaos God Khorne.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
2071: Hug a receptionist, then while she (or he) is distracted get your buddy to knock her (or him) out with a shopping cart, Load her body into the cart, and walk to the cashier and say, "Where do we get the rotting bodies from? This one looks new. Is it lane 17?"
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Every time a noob doesn't read the guide for Suggestions here and makes a fail post, God kills a kitten.
2074: Step 1: Find three other friends
Step 2: Have you and another friend get into individual shopping carts
Step 3: The two people that don't get into carts, get to be the drivers.
Step 4: play... bumper cars... o3o
2075:
Bring in a ton of beer with your friends, throw it at everyone and squirt it at everyone with squirt guns!
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Too mamy achievement signatues, this isn't really a joke but it's true!
Activating Ejection System... Ejecting the crazy psycho in the back of the house...
2076. Commit suicide. They take you to your grave, so...
LOL! That's halarious.
2077. Poop on the cash registers and cashiers.
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Too mamy achievement signatues, this isn't really a joke but it's true!
Activating Ejection System... Ejecting the crazy psycho in the back of the house...
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
7/17/2013
Posts:
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In a Tunnel currently.
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Xbox:
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2082- Play real life Mario Kart with their shopping carts.
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Hey! My character's Name is Delilah Walker, she is a black and grey anthropomorphic fox! She is a gunslinger who has incredible aim and accuracy, she can be rather sarcastic and kinda serious at times, however she never loses sight on the goal she is trying to achieve.
Muahahaha.
~ Maruki Konkuro
Founder of Kelacao
1. Pour water everywhere
2. Sneak in control room and turn all heaters to subzero
3. watch them slip
(Bonus!) hack all speakers to play Wreckingball at max volume
Every time a noob doesn't read the guide for Suggestions here and makes a fail post, God kills a kitten.
Step 2: Have you and another friend get into individual shopping carts
Step 3: The two people that don't get into carts, get to be the drivers.
Step 4: play... bumper cars... o3o
Bring in a ton of beer with your friends, throw it at everyone and squirt it at everyone with squirt guns!
Too mamy achievement signatues, this isn't really a joke but it's true!
Activating Ejection System... Ejecting the crazy psycho in the back of the house...
LOL! That's halarious.
2077. Poop on the cash registers and cashiers.
Too mamy achievement signatues, this isn't really a joke but it's true!
Activating Ejection System... Ejecting the crazy psycho in the back of the house...
Nerf war between customers and staff.
Scream, "OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!1!" and break anything non-JB related.
Begin eating all the bacon and cereal in the aisles and tell the manager he is testing to see if the food is poisonous. Repeat until full.
2081
Squirt yourself with ketchup and draw red lines with markers all over yourself and ask a random person, "got some bandages?"
Hey! My character's Name is Delilah Walker, she is a black and grey anthropomorphic fox! She is a gunslinger who has incredible aim and accuracy, she can be rather sarcastic and kinda serious at times, however she never loses sight on the goal she is trying to achieve.
2084 drop all the glass products on the floor and when the manager comes, say that you are testing to see if the glass is safe to drop.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
2086:
Deliberately smear every hotdog condiment on your body and ask random people for hugs.