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The ways to get kicked out can be as random and stupid as your mind can make them! Make sure to number your way so that we know what number we've reached.

UPDATE 6/1/2013
New rule - Please limit yourself to two ways per post, and please no double-posting.

1. Buy meat from the deli and cough it up all over the deli guy, while saying, "I asked for turkey, not ham, now gimme my freakin' turkey!" And continue to do this, even though the guy gives you turkey.

2. Disguise into Osama Bin Laden!

3. Act like Tarzan and knock over every shelf.

4. Spawn endermen.

5. Punch the 5 people closest to you in the gut and start throwing stuff at them.

6. Open every bag of chips and dump them all over the floor.

7. I walk in and punch the receptionist

8. Put googly eyes on every product

9. Take all the toilet paper you can find and begin teepeeing the inside of Walmart

10. Announce this on December 21 2012: It's the end of the world!

11.Take off all your clothes and tell an employee "Hi, I would like to return these items."

12. Start moving all the food in the grocery section to the "donate to the poor" box.

14. Get a shopping cart, strap some scrap metal on it, and ride it around the walmart, and call it 'Shopping cart derby!'

15. Drink the beer inside Walmart without even paying it and get drunk so bad, the employees would have to call an ambulance.

16. WWE Wrestling!

Stand in a cart and have a friend push you down every isle, having yourself score a point every time you knocked someone down.

19. See how many times you can punch the manager before somebody notices.

20. Walk in naked holding your genital (Male hopefully) saying "I swing my sword sword"

22. Bring a machete and a hockey mask and then ask for a copy of "The making of Friday the 13th"