The ways to get kicked out can be as random and stupid as your mind can make them! Make sure to number your way so that we know what number we've reached.
UPDATE 6/1/2013
New rule - Please limit yourself to two ways per post, and please no double-posting.
1. Buy meat from the deli and cough it up all over the deli guy, while saying, "I asked for turkey, not ham, now gimme my freakin' turkey!" And continue to do this, even though the guy gives you turkey.
13: Attempt to freeze yourself along with the frozen pizza so future generations will find you frozen in time, put your bones in a museum, and then declare every object you have with you is some sort of ritual idol.
UPDATE 6/1/2013
New rule - Please limit yourself to two ways per post, and please no double-posting.
1. Buy meat from the deli and cough it up all over the deli guy, while saying, "I asked for turkey, not ham, now gimme my freakin' turkey!" And continue to do this, even though the guy gives you turkey.
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