There is no air in a vaccum. Therefore, seal a partial vaccum inside a woodchipper, and you will be able to crush EVERYTHING that can fit in it. Yes, even giant blimps.
Get a bunch of mirrors.
Cut a tiny hole in one of them where you will put your eyes, and a few smaller ones for air.
Cover yourself in them. Two things will happen:
1. You put them facing out. You're distorting light, being a spacial anomaly.
2. You put them facing in. Nobody can see you!
2 people take a box.
Both people put $20 in the box.
One person buys the box from the other person for $30.
They both make a $10 profit! Infinite Money!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Cut a tiny hole in one of them where you will put your eyes, and a few smaller ones for air.
Cover yourself in them. Two things will happen:
1. You put them facing out. You're distorting light, being a spacial anomaly.
2. You put them facing in. Nobody can see you!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Both people put $20 in the box.
One person buys the box from the other person for $30.
They both make a $10 profit!
Infinite Money!