Do you have any idea how much you have to try?
When faced with rapping, there are some people who cry!
Not everything flows neat, like water on a stream,
But once you get things right, its almost like ice cream!
Rapping aint for people who dont have their flow
I couldnt find it, so i went into songwriting, but no
Im back to the rapping, sucking as i please
So give me something cool, dont be a tease
What the hell?
Sucking as you please
Hey look a wedding bell!
You're gonna get married? Jeez.
Again i'll sit here waiting,
for someone who can really walk and talk.
Or maybe i should just be out dating
or even eat some food so i can use my fork.
This isnt CoD Black ops, punks, I suggest retreating,
Before my well designed lyrics give you a real beating,
I know I ripped off Chuck Norris, but I dont give a ****,
For all I care, he can go basejump off a duck.
My lyrics travel through walls,
The beats drop like waterfalls,
Nopony out there has the stuff to defeat me,
I suggest you buzz around, gathering like a bee.
I was in a rap contest when I was one,
I didnt place third, or second, but I won,
Now I am here, and will send you all packing,
When it comes to the lyrics, I am the king.
You may be a king but your just a user,
pretending to be cool in front of a computer.
There's nothing special about you,
You just belong inside the zoo.
I never wanted to start all this ********.
F*ck the rap battles and you, I quit.
You better run, you ****ing coward,
OI! YOU ARE HORRIBLE! WAS THAT HEARD?
It looks like I ripped up all of your shots,
Now excuse me, while I sell my TF2 pots.
Halloween monsters dont suck this bad,
Maybe you should ramp up the strength just a tad,
I am owning you, watch all your lyrics break,
Drop dead, and gimmie my PANCAKES!
I have nothing to say-
'Cause I'm not good at rapping.
When I come back later,
You'll start retreating.
Your lyrics is so stupid and uncreative, why don't you get back to the kitchen?
BTW profanity allowed?
Yeah, whatever.
I don't care.
Just avoid all the traps.
When you enter my lair.
Yeah - my rhymes are stupid.
I've got no time to write.
So, I'll leave you with someone else.
Some other guy to fight.
because I don't know how.
So i'll just say snap,
and a pow pow pow.
But you forced me to do it.
I'm not a good writer.
My raps are sh*t.
All my raps are not that good.
But yours are just sickly.
You will not enjoy this.
But it will be over quickly.
(I ran out of ideas.)
you just went ahead.
All I can say now is,
Ramona what a head?
((Man, I need to get better at this))
Man, you must be impaired.
When it comes to lyric bending,
I am the one to be feared.
My rapping powers,
They killed peoples responses,
So run for your life,
Before my lyrics eat your sponsors!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Those don't even rhyme!
My rhymes might be only worth one dollar,
But your raps are worth less than a dime.
I really can't compete.
Compared to me,
You really are elite.
When faced with rapping, there are some people who cry!
Not everything flows neat, like water on a stream,
But once you get things right, its almost like ice cream!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I take a seat in a manner of bore.
I hear raps that are such jokes,
so overrated like facebook pokes.
Now i shout "Waitress give me popcorn!"
It's time to watch these rapping fetuses be born.
I couldnt find it, so i went into songwriting, but no
Im back to the rapping, sucking as i please
So give me something cool, dont be a tease
Sucking as you please
Hey look a wedding bell!
You're gonna get married? Jeez.
Again i'll sit here waiting,
for someone who can really walk and talk.
Or maybe i should just be out dating
or even eat some food so i can use my fork.
Before my well designed lyrics give you a real beating,
I know I ripped off Chuck Norris, but I dont give a ****,
For all I care, he can go basejump off a duck.
My lyrics travel through walls,
The beats drop like waterfalls,
Nopony out there has the stuff to defeat me,
I suggest you buzz around, gathering like a bee.
I was in a rap contest when I was one,
I didnt place third, or second, but I won,
Now I am here, and will send you all packing,
When it comes to the lyrics, I am the king.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
pretending to be cool in front of a computer.
There's nothing special about you,
You just belong inside the zoo.
I never wanted to start all this ********.
F*ck the rap battles and you, I quit.
OI! YOU ARE HORRIBLE! WAS THAT HEARD?
It looks like I ripped up all of your shots,
Now excuse me, while I sell my TF2 pots.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
but it really just isn't.
Ramona was once a Queen,
But now she's just a peasant.
Between a king and a queen
I'm going to rip you to shreds
Like I'm a monster from halloween.
Maybe you should ramp up the strength just a tad,
I am owning you, watch all your lyrics break,
Drop dead, and gimmie my PANCAKES!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
so that's what I'll eat.
I consider myself the best,
So you should consider yourself beat.