(Looks at gangster holding gun sideways. Then looks back up at RandomIdoit and says)
Your fine, he can't even aim right! He'll be out of ammo in a few seconds!
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Help! I'm being shot at by a bronie!
The next person would come in and say something to save them:
I defeat the bronie by grabbing him and flinging him into space!
Got it? Lets start!
Help! My stout shako has been taken by the demopan!
Help! I'm being caught by a trainer!
Help! I'm being danced on by a rabid toast!
Help! I'm being abducted by a alien!
Help! I'm being mauled by a cog (cat + dog)!
I dare you to click it.
Help! Im being raped by a cow!
Help! I'm getting shot at by a gangster!
Your fine, he can't even aim right! He'll be out of ammo in a few seconds!
Help! I'm being chased by a Tyrannosaurs Rex!
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Help! I'm being transformed by a witch!
Help! I'm being peed on by a weirdo!
Help! I'm being flamed by an Engie_Ninja!
Help! I'm being sucked in by a black hole!
HeLp Im BeInG sAwEd In HaLf By A vAmPiRe!
Help! I'm being forced to do things by this rich guy who thinks I'm his bulter!
Help! A bronie has taken my bacon!
Help! I'm being drowned by a sea monster!
Help! I'm being attacked by a grammar nazi!
Help! I'm getting killed by Bowser for trying to save peach!
Help! Im being clubbed over the head with an oversized chicken drumstick by a *****!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Help, I'm being assaulted by a(n) Entophobia!