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CUTE KITTEN ARMY, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










The kittens attack for 700,000 damage against Zakhep!

Kitten army stats:

100,000,000,000/100,000,000,000 hp
200,000/200,000 defense
Adorableness: 100% adorable
Attack: 100,000 every normal attack. Leaves opponent at 100,000 or 1 if super effective.

Weakness: dogs

Please spare my life

Status: near death
Health: 100,000/100,000,000
Defense: 1337
Weakness: adorableness
Curses/buffs: rage(min defense capped at 1337, 10x damage dealt)

Quote from Zakhep

Please spare my life

Status: near death
Health: 100,000/100,000,000
Defense: 1337
Weakness: adorableness
Curses/buffs: rage(min defense capped at 1337, 10x damage dealt)

KITTENS!!! CAPTURE HIM!!!!

EPIC BATTLE TIME
I take a health pill
Zakhep: 100,000,000 hp
666 defense
64x
3,000 hp each
100 defense
1000x
500 hp each
0 defense

vs

Svirase: 100,000,000 hp
500 defense
20x
5,000 hp each
100 defense
100x =^.^=
1,000 hp each
20 defense
1000x :3
300 hp each
0 defense

I'm defending the tower so how am I evil?

evil notch i bet XDkittehs attack 10 for 20,000 damage

I build 10 yarn and cat food cannons.

FIRE!!!

EDIT: Also... RELEASE THE BLOODHOUNDS

I put a wall up to defend the kittehs

Wall:

500,000/ 900,000hp
400,000/ 400,000 defense
Power ups/ curses: electrification (Electrifies anything that touches it.)

The bloodhounds, yarn and cat food were incinerated by electrification.

From this:

To.....

SHOOP DA WOOP KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orbital cannon destroyed

(Here comes a really awesome attack from my bro)

I toss a bunch of explosive bananas at the tower like a boss.

RandomPinkPie is the one who will attack the tower

Quote from Svirase

RandomPinkPie is the one who will attack the tower

I'm not a defender. Thus I can attack.
So I did.

eh, okay
WALL OF PROTECTION!

500,000/ 900,000hp
400,000/ 400,000 defense
Power ups/ curses: electrification (Electrifies anything that touches it.)

bananas are electrified to dust.

last post of night~

I'm currently out of superbombs.
Time for my megabomb!
This may cause a black hole.

*launches*

I attach tons of c4 to the inside and outside base of the tower. Attack the base to bring the entire thing down!

I send Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory to the tower in order to annoy everyone with his noledge and bacingas

Quote from Foxokon94

I send Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory to the tower in order to annoy everyone with his noledge and bacingas

"noledge"
Clearly you have little.

You meant to type knowledge and bazingas.

Oh, and I plant some Winter Melons to damage the tower and slow down the defenders.

Alright, guys, way too many attacks for me to list. I'll make them all deal 6,000 damage.

Tower:
Health: 3,228
Shields: 0
Status: = Danger
Boosts: None
Curses: None

Send in the army of Marine, marauder and medivac, then use siege tanks to blast the tower.