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I hope the dragon likes APPLEs.
(see what I did there?)
Click it. Now.
I know! I give the dragon the throw pillow to rest his head on and read him The Outsiders so he'll fall asleep!
Ill attempt to cut him with it and then die, and no longer be STILL ALIVE
NOT SCREWED AT ALL!
(Insert Signature Here)Well, maybe I could put rub vaseline on the sock, gift the dragon it, and - you know what, just forget it. I'm screwed.