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My iPad.

I hope the dragon likes APPLEs.
(see what I did there?)

The bowl I was just eating cereal from...

Hmm... I picked up the nearest two objects. A softcover edition of The Outsiders and a throw pillow.

I know! I give the dragon the throw pillow to rest his head on and read him The Outsiders so he'll fall asleep!

i have a key....
Ill attempt to cut him with it and then die, and no longer be STILL ALIVE

I showed him minecraft. Me and him became friends.

NOT SCREWED AT ALL!

A container of Vaseline and a sock.

Well, maybe I could put rub vaseline on the sock, gift the dragon it, and - you know what, just forget it. I'm screwed.

The remote to my television, which also happens to be my computer monitor. So... unless all this is happening on television or on the internet somehow, I'd say I'm pretty screwed.