And now my eyes get itchy... And now my face get's swollen.... And now my arms get itchy.
Next thing you know, you'll be turning black!
I'd reckon he'll turn gray
And grow horns
and then he'll be perfect
He'll turn gray as the swelling closes his throat, then his eyes will turn yellow as his kidneys shut down.
The horn-like bulges on his head are tumors, pushed outwards by hemmorages.
And I am an asshole. Thanks for noticing. I'll be here all week! Tip your waiters!