Inspired by verbose memes, this game requires you to take a sentence and make it so incredibly wordy that English professors and grammar textbooks across the world break down and cry. I will provide the first sentence to stretch, and the next poster has to do it. When they're done, they make up a new sentence for the next poster to ruin. And so on.
Here's an example:
First poster: "Tonight we dine...in Hell!!"
Next poster: "After the sun has vanished below the horizon line we shall ingest hearty food and drink within the confines of a Judeo-Christian realm of perpetual suffering and horror."
"You just lost the game" (The next poster makes this sentence verbose and then submits a new sentence).
Alright, now grab this sentence and stretch it goooood.
It appears as though the surface of skin and vital sensory organs against my skull has spontaniously combusted in an uncomfortable and excrutiatingly painful manner to my utmost dismay.
The article of clothing that rests upon my head has the perfect width, length and height to superbly fit upon my head with great awesomeness! :biggrin.gif:
My physical structure, as readily apparent to those who look upon me, is extremely reminiscent of that of an elongated yellow fruit, to the extent that I may well be an exact structural-enzymatic duplicate!
I have many difficulties making a decision on what I, the user, should set a certain property of my profile to, that property being an image, one of a format compatible to the website and/or software I am setting it on, that other users of said website and/or software will see when looking at my profile or next to anything that I post on said website and/or software, and will be used, in part, to identify that I in fact am that user, and not any other.
Reality is an illusion! The universe is a hologram! Buy gold! Bye!
The plane of existence that is inhabited by all physical objects in the entirety of the incredibly massive in size observable universe most commonly known, and thus also referred to, as "reality" is, as it actually turns out to be, absolutely zero more than a phenomenon when your brain misinterprets it's senses (these may include the following senses; sight, smell, taste, hearing, touch, and any other secondary senses), also most commonly known as in the English language, and thus most commonly referred as in the said English language, an "illusion"! The 93,000,000,000 light year sphere that you, your parents, your grandparents, your great-grandparents, Barack Obama, Justin Bieber, Donald Trump, Your grandparents, your children, your grandchildren, your great-grandchildren, Your maternal great-great-great-grandparents, along with more than 7,500,000,000 other homo sapiens along with many planets, stars, nebulae, galaxies, quasars, pulsars, black holes, moons, comets, and asteroids that make up the entirety of the universe, is actually, against the beliefs of nearly every homo sapien on this planet that homo sapiens call "Earth"(with the exception of a few homo sapiens who believe against mainstream beliefs, also known as "conspiracy theorists", a computer generated image that is projected in three dimensions, also most commonly called in the English language as a "hologram"! I would recommend that you, a homo sapien, would make the purchase of a quantity of the seventy-ninth element that inside of each atom contains a grand total of one hundred ninety-seven protons and neutrons, which is also known for it's high value, that unlike paper money and coins, has a value after a disastrous event that causes the collapse of civilization, also known as the "apocalypse" also most commonly known as, and as such also called, "Gold"! Now it is the time that I call for dismissal of this conversation for any particular reason/reasons with a single word, in which that single word in particular is goodbye!
Here's an example:
First poster: "Tonight we dine...in Hell!!"
Next poster: "After the sun has vanished below the horizon line we shall ingest hearty food and drink within the confines of a Judeo-Christian realm of perpetual suffering and horror."
"You just lost the game" (The next poster makes this sentence verbose and then submits a new sentence).
Alright, now grab this sentence and stretch it goooood.
My spoon is too big!
This computer stopped working.
My face is on fire!
This hat fits just right.
I just ate a raisin!
I don't like it when people overuse forum smilies.
I am a banana!
I have trouble choosing my avatar.
I have many difficulties making a decision on what I, the user, should set a certain property of my profile to, that property being an image, one of a format compatible to the website and/or software I am setting it on, that other users of said website and/or software will see when looking at my profile or next to anything that I post on said website and/or software, and will be used, in part, to identify that I in fact am that user, and not any other.
Reality is an illusion! The universe is a hologram! Buy gold! Bye!
The plane of existence that is inhabited by all physical objects in the entirety of the incredibly massive in size observable universe most commonly known, and thus also referred to, as "reality" is, as it actually turns out to be, absolutely zero more than a phenomenon when your brain misinterprets it's senses (these may include the following senses; sight, smell, taste, hearing, touch, and any other secondary senses), also most commonly known as in the English language, and thus most commonly referred as in the said English language, an "illusion"! The 93,000,000,000 light year sphere that you, your parents, your grandparents, your great-grandparents, Barack Obama, Justin Bieber, Donald Trump, Your grandparents, your children, your grandchildren, your great-grandchildren, Your maternal great-great-great-grandparents, along with more than 7,500,000,000 other homo sapiens along with many planets, stars, nebulae, galaxies, quasars, pulsars, black holes, moons, comets, and asteroids that make up the entirety of the universe, is actually, against the beliefs of nearly every homo sapien on this planet that homo sapiens call "Earth"(with the exception of a few homo sapiens who believe against mainstream beliefs, also known as "conspiracy theorists", a computer generated image that is projected in three dimensions, also most commonly called in the English language as a "hologram"! I would recommend that you, a homo sapien, would make the purchase of a quantity of the seventy-ninth element that inside of each atom contains a grand total of one hundred ninety-seven protons and neutrons, which is also known for it's high value, that unlike paper money and coins, has a value after a disastrous event that causes the collapse of civilization, also known as the "apocalypse" also most commonly known as, and as such also called, "Gold"! Now it is the time that I call for dismissal of this conversation for any particular reason/reasons with a single word, in which that single word in particular is goodbye!
My hair is black.
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