This is a warning to everyone about to post in this thread:
Keep the erotic/near-erotic roleplay out.
Addendum: Stop doing things like *does a thing*.
Addendum 2: Addendum 1 is rather hasty. Just keep those things to a minimum.
Addendum 3: Don't go overwriting my addendums. I know where you sleep, boy.
Addendum 4: Oh, it's on, now. I'm coming for you, you son of a *****.
Addendum 5: Bring it, muhfugga.
Addendum 6: Come at me, bro.
Addendum 7: I am gonna fix your wagon, fella.
Addendum 8: Oh gee, thanks, this thing has had a bad wheel for the LONGEST time!
Addendum 9: Oh, a wise guy, ah? I'm gonna paddle your canoe, buddy.
Addendum 10: Canoe had better be a euphemism for ass.