What do you mean? Are you still on the mining stage? You need to find the underground creeper shrine to continue.
I thought the giant Troll made out of Lava Boss was pretty hard. Right now I'm exporing the Ruins of England looking for the Documents to prove that the Loch Ness Monster is real.
fail, loch ness is in scotland xD
Rofl Fail. Apparently you haven't used the broken miasmic teleporter.
Aliens abducted my dude the very first night before I even got a shelter set up and now I'm stuck.
They keep probing me and it takes away half a heart, but when I'm about to die they shove apples down my throat. I've got no clue what to do. ;.;
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Aliens abducted my dude the very first night before I even got a shelter set up and now I'm stuck.
They keep probing me and it takes away half a heart, but when I'm about to die they shove apples down my throat. I've got no clue what to do. ;.;
lol Glitch much? You're not supposed to be abducted until the research lab horror stages are over. Or did you find a meteorite first? If you found a meteorite, and was then abducted, here's what you do. 1. After the aliens commence a probe, you must punch them before they force-feed you the apples. (Getting the timing right is pretty hard.) 2. All the aliens in the room will start attacking you afterwards, you have to run down the first hall you see, until you find a storage room. Once you find the storage room, you must search for, and take ex-lax. Chances are, when you find the meteorite, you accidentally ate it, which is why the aliens are probing you. (When you pick up the meteorite, it's not supposed to appear in your inventory for 5 minutes, during this time, it is classified as a food item. Nobody knows why, but sometimes your inventory glitches and you can see the meteorite before the 5 minutes is up, and it converts into a tool item.) If the meteorite integrates into your bloodstream, when you die, the meteorite will in a sense, "Die" as well. The meteorite is the main power source for their engine. 3. Bathroom. Continue running the corridors until you find it. Barricade the door with as many things as you can, to give yourself time. Next you must bust out your Flint and Steel, and set the poop block on fire. You should obtain the meteorite then. 4. Now that you can use the meteorite, the first thing you do is use it's power to destroy the aliens right? Wrong. You jump off the spaceship. (They should still be within the planet's gravitational pull. If not, ask Risugami what to do, as he's the only person to survive once the spaceship is in space.) You won't die from the fall, as the meteorite will strengthen you. 5. Find the nearest lava source, and throw the meteorite into it. The spaceship should disintegrate, along with all the aliens. You shouldn't hear from them again.
Also, if someone could help me, I got to the "Best Beard Contest", but Notch wins everytime. Any ideas on what to do next?
Also, if someone could help me, I got to the "Best Beard Contest", but Notch wins everytime. Any ideas on what to do next?
ummmmmm ya if what u have to do is tell notch that your from the future and tell him his server chrashes forever then he will become white and ll his hair will fall out.... done
Also, if someone could help me, I got to the "Best Beard Contest", but Notch wins everytime. Any ideas on what to do next?
ummmmmm ya if what u have to do is tell notch that your from the future and tell him his server chrashes forever then he will become white and ll his hair will fall out.... done
Lolno. You simply have to blackmail him into shaving it off by locking his PayPal account in Swedenburg.
I'm at the part where i have to punch my whole way through a mountain, and its impossible without the diamond gloves! can anyone tell me where they are?
I'm at the part where i have to punch my whole way through a mountain, and its impossible without the diamond gloves! can anyone tell me where they are?
here is the funny part, you might have left them at home on the table, remember the bag you found in your cellar that had dirty gloves? well you wash those and they give you the diamond gloves
Can someone help me, i just escaped the nuke after the epic battle between the halberd-esque airship armada and notch's personal dragon army and fell into the temple of Him. The hims just kept swarming! i found the shotgun and shotgun jumped to the sniper nest but creepers just keep swarming. please help!
You have to use the thingygamawatsitdooda from the Shrine of Leonardus of quirm which takes you to the epic sword of awesomeness which you plunge in to dangerous eternal powersource of the gods no.3 which causes chuck Norris to kill the pyramid head that was following you alowing you to return to the temple of the heavy and claiming sacha which is used to defeat the creeper lord after shouting the magic phrase the cake is a lie, this causes the creepers to stop swarming
How awesome would it be if notch made an epic storyline to all these comments!
that would be more confusing than trying to solve a rub-ix cube with no color
Especially since they've already been implemented already. You need to open the dev console at the main menu to access the campaigns though. I hope he adds the campaign option to the main menu soon... It's annoying to type in the super long command to start the campaign.
I'm stuck on the piece where there is the giant cobblestone creeper that spits cheese! Now THAT'S hard. I suppose It's one of the grandma guardians that guard the grandmas? I already got 3, so I'm 7 grandmas away from craftin the grandma sword! Anyone got the 15x15 crafting table?
Dude, just put 3x3 crafting table in a crafting table. Like this
=crafting table.
And the cobble creeper is easy. Just go into ball form and set tnt at his feet.
BTW guys, I cant seem to find the Commie flag, I heard you need it to find the Legendary AK-47. Any tips?
I'm stuck on the piece where there is the giant cobblestone creeper that spits cheese! Now THAT'S hard. I suppose It's one of the grandma guardians that guard the grandmas? I already got 3, so I'm 7 grandmas away from craftin the grandma sword! Anyone got the 15x15 crafting table?
You must be joking. This is like the easiest friggin' part! You'll never survive past Night 47
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If a creeper walked in to my house, I'd either be cowering in a corner or unzipping my trousers.
Well, I've played this game for 4 years, and now my hard work has come to fruition! I've finally found all the endings!
You get the best ending by pressing the boost button together with m, z, alt, f4, and the key for any bubbles with letters that appear, all at the same exact instant in time. I've done it. Once. After this combo, you must eat all 64 of your diamond apples (or you will die) and activate the hyper-boost shield. Then, it's a simple matter of hitting the door of terror's mail slot with your new plasma-ion cannon. Simple!
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This entire thread just gave me a goddamn headache.
You have to go 3 layers deeper into the dream, setting up TNT so they all kill you in all levels at the same time, the you will end up in limbo, use teh ultimates swordz of orderz to escape by killing the dinosaur that appears, you can then move on to chapter 13 section 4 story 56
Rofl Fail. Apparently you haven't used the broken miasmic teleporter.
They keep probing me and it takes away half a heart, but when I'm about to die they shove apples down my throat. I've got no clue what to do. ;.;
For the socially adept miner. It's free, so click it!
lol Glitch much? You're not supposed to be abducted until the research lab horror stages are over. Or did you find a meteorite first? If you found a meteorite, and was then abducted, here's what you do. 1. After the aliens commence a probe, you must punch them before they force-feed you the apples. (Getting the timing right is pretty hard.) 2. All the aliens in the room will start attacking you afterwards, you have to run down the first hall you see, until you find a storage room. Once you find the storage room, you must search for, and take ex-lax. Chances are, when you find the meteorite, you accidentally ate it, which is why the aliens are probing you. (When you pick up the meteorite, it's not supposed to appear in your inventory for 5 minutes, during this time, it is classified as a food item. Nobody knows why, but sometimes your inventory glitches and you can see the meteorite before the 5 minutes is up, and it converts into a tool item.) If the meteorite integrates into your bloodstream, when you die, the meteorite will in a sense, "Die" as well. The meteorite is the main power source for their engine. 3. Bathroom. Continue running the corridors until you find it. Barricade the door with as many things as you can, to give yourself time. Next you must bust out your Flint and Steel, and set the poop block on fire. You should obtain the meteorite then. 4. Now that you can use the meteorite, the first thing you do is use it's power to destroy the aliens right? Wrong. You jump off the spaceship. (They should still be within the planet's gravitational pull. If not, ask Risugami what to do, as he's the only person to survive once the spaceship is in space.) You won't die from the fall, as the meteorite will strengthen you. 5. Find the nearest lava source, and throw the meteorite into it. The spaceship should disintegrate, along with all the aliens. You shouldn't hear from them again.
Also, if someone could help me, I got to the "Best Beard Contest", but Notch wins everytime. Any ideas on what to do next?
ummmmmm ya if what u have to do is tell notch that your from the future and tell him his server chrashes forever then he will become white and ll his hair will fall out.... done
Lolno. You simply have to blackmail him into shaving it off by locking his PayPal account in Swedenburg.
**** this **** i hate it
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here is the funny part, you might have left them at home on the table, remember the bag you found in your cellar that had dirty gloves? well you wash those and they give you the diamond gloves
that would be more confusing than trying to solve a rub-ix cube with no color
Especially since they've already been implemented already. You need to open the dev console at the main menu to access the campaigns though. I hope he adds the campaign option to the main menu soon... It's annoying to type in the super long command to start the campaign.
Dude, just put 3x3 crafting table in a crafting table. Like this
=crafting table.
And the cobble creeper is easy. Just go into ball form and set tnt at his feet.
BTW guys, I cant seem to find the Commie flag, I heard you need it to find the Legendary AK-47. Any tips?
You must be joking. This is like the easiest friggin' part! You'll never survive past Night 47
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550285
You get the best ending by pressing the boost button together with m, z, alt, f4, and the key for any bubbles with letters that appear, all at the same exact instant in time. I've done it. Once. After this combo, you must eat all 64 of your diamond apples (or you will die) and activate the hyper-boost shield. Then, it's a simple matter of hitting the door of terror's mail slot with your new plasma-ion cannon. Simple!