The Friendly Adventures of Mr. Pig
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A young pig stands in his cessationward, and today is his birthday. Although it was 156 lunar trajectories that he was spawned, today is the planetary pirouette that he is given an identification handle.
Damn, all this writing while simultaneously looking at a thesaurus/dictionary is hard.
But who cares, so what's going to be the pig's name?
You are now Oinkers McPork and you are stan- STUPID TELEPORTING CHICKENS
*cough*
You are now Oinkers McPork and you are surrounded by stupid omnipotent chickens that can teleport, and today is your birthday. You have multiple interests, such as NOT dying and jumping multiple times for no apparent reason. You also have multiple things of pure dislike, such as omnipotent chickens and creepers.
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Damn, all this writing while simultaneously looking at a thesaurus/dictionary is hard.
But who cares, so what's going to be the pig's name?
You are now Oinkers McPork and you are stan- STUPID TELEPORTING CHICKENS
*cough*
You are now Oinkers McPork and you are surrounded by stupid omnipotent chickens that can teleport, and today is your birthday. You have multiple interests, such as NOT dying and jumping multiple times for no apparent reason. You also have multiple things of pure dislike, such as omnipotent chickens and creepers.
What will you do?
>_
"I am a floating tree with limbs living in Antarctica. Screw logic."-floatingmagictree
There are obviously no traps in this house and there never will, this is guaranteed because you said so.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Yaaaaaaaaaa... aaa.. aaa uhmm...
Yeah, you're ****ed.