Rule 28: Never choose to burn trees, they will burn forever, and while you aren't looking, choose to burn your house down aswell.
Rule 29: Carry TNT with you at all times. If you have failed to follow these instructions, and you find yourself in a tight situation, going out with a bang (suicide) is ALWAYS an option.
Rule 30: your wooden shack is not an appropriate place for a cozy fireplace.
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Rule 31: The probability of falling into lava and dying is directly proportional to the amount of valuable ores you have on you, plus the depth you are digging at, and multiplied by the difficulty level.
Rule 31.5 (rewrite from another thread): The speed at which you die in lava is proportional to the sum of your current Heart Points and Armor Points, squared. In other words, if you are wearing iron or diamond armor and/or have less than 5 HP left when you fall into lava, even if it barely touches you or you get clipped through a corner (diagram below), you will die.
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"Urist McWackoMcGoose cancels Mod Minecraft: Discovered Dwarf Fortress"
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Rule 32: Never eat food while in lava. The heat causes the food to undergo dangerous mutations and actually take away the amount of hearts it should in fact give.
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Rule 34: Just when you think sheep, pigs and chickens are harmless, they WILL push you into lava. Killing them will anger the Minecraftian gods, and they will smite you with creepers.
46: Where there is obsidian, there is a lava pool adjacent and right below it. No exceptions.
(Note: I'm talking about levelgen obsidian, not player-created/-placed obsidian.)
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"Urist McWackoMcGoose cancels Mod Minecraft: Discovered Dwarf Fortress"
Ancient sig archive:
Paper Minecraft: Legend of the Music Discs... is on hiatus until I get a new high-end gaming laptop! Episode 2-4: watch?v=Lk4TjTnUJYU
Rule 53: Always have spare food with you in your base at all times. When you have 2 hearts left, all the pigs disappear.
Rule 54: Build a farm as soon as you can, and fence it off.
Rule 55: When exploring large caverns when you know that you won't come back to your base in a long time, always bring a full set of new armor (gold or better), and have a full stack of wheat, along with crafting bench.
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[12:41] Coffeeeeeee!
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[16:29] "And lo, the tacos were delicious"
Pigs will spawn all over your base, wander onto your cart tracks. Until you have 2 hearts left, then all you'll get is cows.
Rule 29: YOUR FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!
Rule 29: Carry TNT with you at all times. If you have failed to follow these instructions, and you find yourself in a tight situation, going out with a bang (suicide) is ALWAYS an option.
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
It's the perfect place for a cozy fire, what are you talking about?
Rule 31.5 (rewrite from another thread): The speed at which you die in lava is proportional to the sum of your current Heart Points and Armor Points, squared. In other words, if you are wearing iron or diamond armor and/or have less than 5 HP left when you fall into lava, even if it barely touches you or you get clipped through a corner (diagram below), you will die.
top view
|
V
"Urist McWackoMcGoose cancels Mod Minecraft: Discovered Dwarf Fortress"
Ancient sig archive:
Paper Minecraft: Legend of the Music Discs... is on hiatus until I get a new high-end gaming laptop! Episode 2-4: watch?v=Lk4TjTnUJYU
Rule 32: Never eat food while in lava. The heat causes the food to undergo dangerous mutations and actually take away the amount of hearts it should in fact give.
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Credit to zaks88
43:never attack chickens,a swarm of chickens will kill you, Crap,wrong gameREAL 43:DON'T,EVER,TRUST,SHEEP,THEY WILL KILL YOU MAN,I SWEAR D:
Chumhandle: electronicAssassin
(Note: I'm talking about levelgen obsidian, not player-created/-placed obsidian.)
"Urist McWackoMcGoose cancels Mod Minecraft: Discovered Dwarf Fortress"
Ancient sig archive:
Paper Minecraft: Legend of the Music Discs... is on hiatus until I get a new high-end gaming laptop! Episode 2-4: watch?v=Lk4TjTnUJYU
1. start game - punch trees
No.
Rule 54: Build a farm as soon as you can, and fence it off.
Rule 55: When exploring large caverns when you know that you won't come back to your base in a long time, always bring a full set of new armor (gold or better), and have a full stack of wheat, along with crafting bench.
[12:41] Coffeeeeeee!
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[16:29] "And lo, the tacos were delicious"
...what? Did you expect something funny?