Randomly the devil will spawn and turn water into lava and bash down tall structures with a baseball bat. He will then proceed to turn everything in your chests and inventory into gravel, then he'll turn every ore block in the ground into gravel. He shall then turn all gravel blocks into bedrock, and as a grand finale turn every block that is not bedrock into gravel.
There is a chance that after the devil leaves the devil's dad will spawn and one by one, turn every block into a door.
There is a chance that after the devil's dad de-spawns the devil's granddad will spawn and turn all doors into bedrock.
There is a chance that after the devil's granddad de-spawns the devil's great granddad will spawn and turn all bedrock into diamond ore blocks.
Then there is a 100% chance that the devil's son will spawn and destroy every diamond ore block one by one with his giant maths book. He will then proceed to craft a TV and watch 6 episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, then mute the TV, craft a microwave and use it to cook some popcorn. He will then proceed to watch 6 more episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, but with the volume significantly louder because he eats so loudly.
The devil's son's brother will then spawn and tell the devil's son to quit hogging the popcorn. This is eventually settled with a game of paper-scissors-rock.
The devil himself then comes back and makes his kids make him some popcorn while he watches Family Guy.
Happily ever after.
yay more flint, now eventually i will have allot of arrows! XD
If two players sleep in the same bed, one gets fat and 9 days later little Notches spawn at her feet.
Hahahahaha!!! That'd be hilarious!
Make all mobs obsessively dig through blocks. Even when they can't see you. Zombie digs hole in house: "Hey, how'd this hole get here?" "Ssssss..." "Oh s-" "BOOM!"
notch should be in the game and he gives u quests to complete which r rely rpg and if u compleet u get level ups amnnd if u ki,l notchj he drop adamantium sword which is lyk wot wolverine has (xmen is rly rly cool) and it can shoot lasers bit when u get to a hi enuff level u any 0re u tuch turn into adamantium which can be crafted intro admantium, things lyk armur and all of it shotots energy beams and theres an adamantium gun but then notch respawnms with herobrine and u hav t o beetr them and then u complete the game
2 words, riding giraffes.
IF a giraffe is killed it drops giraffe teeth and spots.
the giraffe teeth can be made into Giraffe teerth tools, and the spots can be put on blocks to make them polka-dot.if a giraffe gets killed it comes back as a zombie giraffe every night and feats on pigs, making them zombies, if you get bitten by one at night, you become a zombie and wonder mindlessly all night and burn in the day, then respawn as you again.if a zombie giraffe is killed, it makes a skeleton giraffe, who all around kicks so much bum bum that it will eat you if you attack it, and all your screen will show is the ribcage of the giraffe your in for the rest of eternity, unless the giraffe dies, then it becomes a ghost giraffe and haunts your dreams, makign it impossible to sleep.skeleton giraffs can break walls, so your pretty much screwed if you killed any giraffes.giraffe teeth are harder then diamond and have infinate durability and can shoot lazers.
also, theres a rare unicorn giraffe.... (i could go on for years...)
if you die in minecraft you need to rebuy minecraft.
and theres giant creepers that teleport to you and go SSSFKALSKFJKASSGGJNM{AKDGN KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whenever you make any noise, and there heads are past the sky limit, and they explode bedrock!
A peacock that when it's tail thing is open a nd u look a t it's butt the world turns white with black dots and the black dots move as u move. And the only way to stop it is to go to the nether and hit a zombie pig-man.if you kill it you get a rainbow blok that when placed it starts spawning ninja rainbow cows that shoot rainbows that are equal to 10000 TNT that crashes minecraft and turns all mods into creepers. The creepers all teleport next to you and explode every time they spawn.
I hpoe u like my idea
Randomly generated buried nuclear warheads that look like stone but detonate upon touch and wipe out a five hundred block sphere in the map and irradiate the rest of it for a full year, dealing a half heart damage per minute to everything.
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More on topic, guns and a cover system. And enemy mobs with energy weapons. Or weapons that shoot exploding pink crystals like a certain popular FPS game. Ooh, ohh, and when you kill them you get level up crystals. After getting like 20 you become strong enough to punch out one log a day. I also reeeaaalllyyy want mob swarms that require all of your resources to be able to survive because they dig through your defenses. I mean, I went to the trouble of building this huge, pointless fortress, and now I demand that everyone else's games be flooded with hordes of digging zombies just so I can feel justified making pointless defences beyond a simple house. Just like how we need nuclear creepers on all difficulties because I went to the trouble of building an obsidian nuclear bomb shelter.
Oh, yes, and we also need gigantic floating eldrich abomination jellyfish that fly around destroying the ground they pass over. And I mean like crushing entire mountain ranges within the span of a couple seconds. They should spawn ghasts and flying creepers in swarms around them, and if they die another one immediately respawns around the edges of the map.
Also, you should have to find all crafting recipies in dungeons. Pickaxes are so broken, I mean, something powerful enough to break the majority of the blocks on the map with ease has to be balanced. Also the sticks in the recipie need to be replaced with diamonds and it should have one use for balance. I mean, with a stone pickaxe alone you can:
Mine stone (most of the map)
Escape most traps
Grief people's houses
Mine iron (one of the most useful blocks in the game!)
Don't even get me started on what horribly broken things you can do with, say, an iron pickaxe.
(I hope no one took any of these ideas seriously, though to be fair some sort of floating jellyfish creature would be cool to see floating around in the sky dimension, though obviously not of the gigantic mountain range crushing variety. Maybe have them be 4x4x2 with the tenticles dangling 3-6 blocks underneath, dragging along the ground in places, and if you touch them you'd take damage, but if you managed to get level with the top of the jellyfish you could jump on the bell and ride it as it aimlessly floats around. I imagine them as being sort of neutral, oblivious to your presence but a hazard or convinient floating platform depending on your point of view; they'd just kind of spawn at one set block level and float around at that level.)
yay more flint, now eventually i will have allot of arrows! XD
Hahahahaha!!! That'd be hilarious!
Make all mobs obsessively dig through blocks. Even when they can't see you. Zombie digs hole in house: "Hey, how'd this hole get here?" "Ssssss..." "Oh s-" "BOOM!"
this is a [s] good[/s] mostly good idea![/s]
And on that computer you can craft a computer on which you can play mine craft on and so on....
IF a giraffe is killed it drops giraffe teeth and spots.
the giraffe teeth can be made into Giraffe teerth tools, and the spots can be put on blocks to make them polka-dot.if a giraffe gets killed it comes back as a zombie giraffe every night and feats on pigs, making them zombies, if you get bitten by one at night, you become a zombie and wonder mindlessly all night and burn in the day, then respawn as you again.if a zombie giraffe is killed, it makes a skeleton giraffe, who all around kicks so much bum bum that it will eat you if you attack it, and all your screen will show is the ribcage of the giraffe your in for the rest of eternity, unless the giraffe dies, then it becomes a ghost giraffe and haunts your dreams, makign it impossible to sleep.skeleton giraffs can break walls, so your pretty much screwed if you killed any giraffes.giraffe teeth are harder then diamond and have infinate durability and can shoot lazers.
also, theres a rare unicorn giraffe.... (i could go on for years...)
and theres giant creepers that teleport to you and go SSSFKALSKFJKASSGGJNM{AKDGN KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whenever you make any noise, and there heads are past the sky limit, and they explode bedrock!
I hpoe u like my idea
loooool damn Cicadas.
why where there clothing? intestead notch should make it so you can rip off and sewn there SKIN onto yourself
because of derp
o_O
so stop posting suggetions about them!!!
someone needs to make this into a mod where all mobs are the same size and shape of pigs and all look like pigs
we will call it the pig mod
so stop posting suggetions about them!!!
Like this thread of really bad ideas
These ideas will defy
Explanation
If you want to view bad ideas,
Simply look around and view them
There's no rhyme or reason to them
Take a look around, most threads are stupid...
/Obligitory old school Willy Wonka Reference
More on topic, guns and a cover system. And enemy mobs with energy weapons. Or weapons that shoot exploding pink crystals like a certain popular FPS game. Ooh, ohh, and when you kill them you get level up crystals. After getting like 20 you become strong enough to punch out one log a day. I also reeeaaalllyyy want mob swarms that require all of your resources to be able to survive because they dig through your defenses. I mean, I went to the trouble of building this huge, pointless fortress, and now I demand that everyone else's games be flooded with hordes of digging zombies just so I can feel justified making pointless defences beyond a simple house. Just like how we need nuclear creepers on all difficulties because I went to the trouble of building an obsidian nuclear bomb shelter.
Oh, yes, and we also need gigantic floating eldrich abomination jellyfish that fly around destroying the ground they pass over. And I mean like crushing entire mountain ranges within the span of a couple seconds. They should spawn ghasts and flying creepers in swarms around them, and if they die another one immediately respawns around the edges of the map.
Also, you should have to find all crafting recipies in dungeons. Pickaxes are so broken, I mean, something powerful enough to break the majority of the blocks on the map with ease has to be balanced. Also the sticks in the recipie need to be replaced with diamonds and it should have one use for balance. I mean, with a stone pickaxe alone you can:
Mine stone (most of the map)
Escape most traps
Grief people's houses
Mine iron (one of the most useful blocks in the game!)
Don't even get me started on what horribly broken things you can do with, say, an iron pickaxe.
(I hope no one took any of these ideas seriously, though to be fair some sort of floating jellyfish creature would be cool to see floating around in the sky dimension, though obviously not of the gigantic mountain range crushing variety. Maybe have them be 4x4x2 with the tenticles dangling 3-6 blocks underneath, dragging along the ground in places, and if you touch them you'd take damage, but if you managed to get level with the top of the jellyfish you could jump on the bell and ride it as it aimlessly floats around. I imagine them as being sort of neutral, oblivious to your presence but a hazard or convinient floating platform depending on your point of view; they'd just kind of spawn at one set block level and float around at that level.)
Cicadas with vuvuzelas.
there is a mod for that actually its pretty cool