Since my flat gives me a high Agility stat, I simply cast Invis on myself to make me nearly unhittable.
I use the vents in your house to plant traps. These traps are filled with dozens of pissed off bees that are also on fire and not dying. They are set to release when you use the bathroom.
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I am NOT going to see friend requests, so stop sending them.
I leave the house for a while without using the bathroom. When I come back, I find a robber has broken in and stolen several nice things I have... as well as use the bathroom. A few thousand dead, burnt bees are lying about. :ohmy.gif:
For revenge, I shoot a gun stolen from Cliff's avatar at the below poster.
I have 103% reflect spells and 101%reflect damage, thus surviving your attack and killing the next poster.
btw, I edited the esm for my scythe, no mod needed. Ha.
Your summon fails, because you do not understand how spell adsorbtion works. (Atronach gives you a 50% chance of taking no damage and adsorbing magicka, or nothing happends).
I cast Death, from a mage with Traq and Concentrate.
I use the vents in your house to plant traps. These traps are filled with dozens of pissed off bees that are also on fire and not dying. They are set to release when you use the bathroom.
For revenge, I shoot a gun stolen from Cliff's avatar at the below poster.
You heard that, green and red.
I rape the poster below with my "scythe" :wink.gif: :twisted: :shock: :? :ohmy.gif: :!:
(by the way, you dont need to load a laser gun. ;3)
I shoot the below user with the Nemesis.
btw, I edited the esm for my scythe, no mod needed. Ha.
With my replenished Magicka, I summon a Flame Atronach. It attacks the below user.
The spell backfires on the below.
Chumhandle: electronicAssassin
I fall to the ground crying in pain.
Below poster sees how upset I am and kills themself.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I instead cuddle the below user to death.
I throw my tablet's super-sharp pen end at the below user
I kick you in the shins!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I kick you in the shins.
I take my anger out on the below poster...With sharp claws!
Then I step out and make...
...a shades joke.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH
I hold a vuvuzela to my mouth, put a loudspeaker at the end of that, and a microphone at the end of THAT
I show the below user love,Marry them,And break their heart by divorcing them.
I poke the below user until they get so annoyed they suicide.