A puff of colored air randomly appears infront of Nez, but after waiting for awhile, it doesn't clear. Suddenly, all the colored particles fly togethor in an amorphous blob, wich then starts talking.
"Hello there, young Nez! I have a quest for you!"
As I talk, I flash from blue to bright red everytime I form a syllable.
My amorphous blob envelopes poyomon within itself, effectively imprisoning him. I move my blob towrds Nez's open mouth, where he then inhales part of me and my delciousness. Nez twitches.
You see someone in a master chief costume sitting there, talking on a phone
"
okais we has rounded thems all up, we ares going to kills teh fags heres teh lists incas yas forgots:
EPAC GAMEZ-making stupid****ing halo wannabes. lol
square weenix-making stupid****ing fantay gamez lol
crouch hair-making stupid****ing gamez lol
axivision-making stupif fukking war gamez lol
nigganiggatendoes- making stupid fcking little babbies gamez lol
dickroll studios-making stupid ****ing ***** gamez lol
"shitzil" studios- making stupid ****ing hentai gamez lol
****star-making stupid ****ing gay gamez lol
EA-making stupid ****ing faggotry filled gamez lol
faga-making stupid ****ing furfag gamez lol
nomco-4 making tupid ****ing gamez lol
Thats all teh dumfuks thats will be lunched intoes spac ons teh massiv slingshoots, many mores also to bes lol"
the master chief then starts to walk out of the room.
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Magic have a bigger priority than Technology when it comes to combat, but Mining and Crafting a bigger priority to Magic.
The chief looks up ands says "oh yeahs... teh valve fagz alzoes goes intoes teh slingshots 4 mak1ng fukkin stoopid gamz tooz!!11!!" The chief gets up and attacks you with a prop energy sword.
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Magic have a bigger priority than Technology when it comes to combat, but Mining and Crafting a bigger priority to Magic.
The sword bounces off of my shoulder harmlessly, and I look at the pseudo-chief with a half-amused grimace.
"There's one difference between our weapons."
I pull the trigger on my gun, and it shoots an airsoft pellet.
"Mine hurts."
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I am NOT going to see friend requests, so stop sending them.
*I get up, producing a metal canister as I do.* Guess what, Master Chief wannabe? I have developed a way to cast fire magic! *I open the valve on the canister, light a lighter, and spray the flammable fluid on you as I light it, then turn off the canister.* Burn.
goes off in 2 posts counting this one!
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
New RP time!
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
Hmm, an empty room. I'll wait here. *sits on couch*
"Hello there, young Nez! I have a quest for you!"
As I talk, I flash from blue to bright red everytime I form a syllable.
A quest? I'll take it, odd amorphous blob!
"****."
I crawl onto Nez's shoulder!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
"
okais we has rounded thems all up, we ares going to kills teh fags heres teh lists incas yas forgots:
EPAC GAMEZ-making stupid****ing halo wannabes. lol
square weenix-making stupid****ing fantay gamez lol
crouch hair-making stupid****ing gamez lol
axivision-making stupif fukking war gamez lol
nigganiggatendoes- making stupid fcking little babbies gamez lol
dickroll studios-making stupid ****ing ***** gamez lol
"shitzil" studios- making stupid ****ing hentai gamez lol
****star-making stupid ****ing gay gamez lol
EA-making stupid ****ing faggotry filled gamez lol
faga-making stupid ****ing furfag gamez lol
nomco-4 making tupid ****ing gamez lol
Thats all teh dumfuks thats will be lunched intoes spac ons teh massiv slingshoots, many mores also to bes lol"
the master chief then starts to walk out of the room.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
Not if I have anything to do about it. Halt right there, in the name of the Valve, The Source, and the Steam.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
"There's one difference between our weapons."
I pull the trigger on my gun, and it shoots an airsoft pellet.
"Mine hurts."
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
"Now's the time to stop talking."'
And then I trip him.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
"Eek!"
I slap chief with my ear.