(I thought it was about time I did one of these. This is a half-serious thing, but be creative okay? I'll take the first four suggestions and pick from the best, so after four lemme update.)
(( DISCLAIMER: THE ART AT THE START IS PRETTY BAD. APOLOGIES FOR THAT. IT GETS WAY BTTER THOUGH.. ))
You are in a room. There is a trunk and a door, along with a window (off-screen, of course).
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You reply to him that your name is 'Pop.'
"Pop? Oh, that's you? You're cleared to leave whenever you like, sir. Your treatment ended today, remember?
...Oh, if you're looking to get out, it's just down the hallway. Big metal doors, you can't miss them. Good luck!"
He strolls off the other way.
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You are fairly certain you cannot jump out of this window. Even if you were small enough to fit through, there is no way to open it up.
(I'm going to go play TF2 now. When I'm done, I'll look back on the thread and do Pop's next action.)
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You decide to leave, totally not hiding an erection or anything. The attendant seems too occupied to notice you leaving.
You open up the door, and...
What the ****.
"HI THERE SIR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON... AN ADVENTURE? NO CHARGE, OF COURSE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO DOWN THIS HOLE!"
Says the snail.
You are mildly suprised by this.
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(( DISCLAIMER: THE ART AT THE START IS PRETTY BAD. APOLOGIES FOR THAT. IT GETS WAY BTTER THOUGH.. ))
You are in a room. There is a trunk and a door, along with a window (off-screen, of course).
Just another gloomy day. Rather dark clouds, though.
You open the trunk.
You have retrieved ARMS!
These arms have been in your family for generations. Dont go losing them, your dad might get mad.
You have arms now.
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinasour
You are waylaid by a man with a much thicker body than yours.
"Ah, you're awake? Good, good.
What's your name?"
Sweet bro
again
or hella jeff
or Jeromy
You reply to him that your name is 'Pop.'
"Pop? Oh, that's you? You're cleared to leave whenever you like, sir. Your treatment ended today, remember?
...Oh, if you're looking to get out, it's just down the hallway. Big metal doors, you can't miss them. Good luck!"
He strolls off the other way.
Yep, it's still a window, and it's still as dull outside.
You are fairly certain you cannot jump out of this window. Even if you were small enough to fit through, there is no way to open it up.
(I'm going to go play TF2 now. When I'm done, I'll look back on the thread and do Pop's next action.)
NO! The window might file a restraining order- or worse! You could get arrested!
You decide to wait to get your window fetish under check.
You decide to leave, totally not hiding an erection or anything. The attendant seems too occupied to notice you leaving.
You open up the door, and...
What the ****.
"HI THERE SIR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON... AN ADVENTURE? NO CHARGE, OF COURSE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO DOWN THIS HOLE!"
Says the snail.
You are mildly suprised by this.