Just to be a grammar Nazi, you are not "adapted" to the surface. Adaptation involves slow genetic changes over generations. On the contrary, you are acclimated, which is the quick change to meet your immediate needs in an environment. =P
You strike the scorpion in the head with your FEMUR CLUB. Scorpion has been struck down.
You consider lighting your jacket on fire, but then push the thought: You would never destroy your beloved jacket!
You slowly begin to chant "up up down down left right left right b a"
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...
Nothing happens
(I play Dwarf fortress. They become cave adapted. you do the math.)
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Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
You strike the scorpion in the head with your FEMUR CLUB. Scorpion has been struck down.
You consider lighting your jacket on fire, but then push the thought: You would never destroy your beloved jacket!
You slowly begin to chant "up up down down left right left right b a"
...
...
...
Nothing happens
(I play Dwarf fortress. They become cave adapted. you do the math.)
HOW THE HELL CAN NOTHING HAPPEN THATS THE GODDAMN KONAMI CODE >:sad.gif:
Take one raggedy sock, put the the 3 egyptian pounds, the postcard (crumpled up, naturally), and a dollar bill (if there is one in that $1.37), and spend one strike-anywhere match lighting it on fire.
>Make sure Fedora is on right. Smooth edges down to either create a downward or upward slope, depending on preference. To put it on after fixing it, use the your thumb and your middle finger to put on one of the inwards folds near the top. Put the other finger on the edge created by the two folds.
You whack the head of the scorpion again. Yep. still dead.
You observe the situation closely... Hm. The other scorpions don't even seem to care.
You check the scorpion's body. Yep, ichor. you taste it to make sure. yep.
You stuff the postcard of Cairo, and 3 Egyptian pounds, and one dollar bill into one of your socks. you briefly wonder why you are doing this in a room of scorpions, but then ignore the thought and continue. You light the sock on fire. what an.... interesting torch. You now look quite a bit more like a hobo.
You make sure your fedora is properly tailored to your tastes. it seems crumpled. Unacceptable. You take the time, in a room full of giant scorpions to shape it better. whew.
You eat the scorpion, and are no longer hungry. Unfortunately, you did not gain any superpowers.
Now, two more scorpions approach you. What do you do?
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Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
>Bash the scorpions to the side with femur
>remembers these bigger ones aren't poisonous as their bigger, a fact he remembers from biology class.
>run to the other side of the room, fight off any scorpion that attacks (very risky)
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You enter a defensive stance, and yell: "Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelled of winter berries!"
They seem.... Roll 19 Success! The scorpions seem to hesitate as they advance, buying you a small amount of time!
You begin bashing the dazed scorpions.
You strike the scorpion1 in the head with your FEMUR CLUB, but the shot glances away Roll: 6 Failure!
The scorpion2 strikes you in the upper body with it's tail! It is lodged firmly in the wound! You are bleeding! You feel sick! Roll: 1 CRITICAL FAILURE
The scorpion1 grabs you by the right leg with it's left pincer. It latches on firmly! Pain! Roll: 2 Failure!
You strike the scorpion2 with your femur club in the head: The head is caved in! Roll: 14 Success!
You strike the scorpion1 during the confusion! The shot glances away. Roll: 7 Failure!
The scorpion1 strikes at your upper body with it's tail! it deeply bruises your chest! Roll: 5 Failure!
The scorpion2 dislodges it's tail from the wound.
The scorpion2 strikes at your right arm with it's tail! The shot glances away! Roll: 11 Success!
You strike the scorpion2 with your FEMUR CLUB! The head is crushed flat! Roll: 13 Success!
Scorpion 2 has been struck down.
Scorpion1 grabs your left leg with it's right pincer! It latches on firmly. Roll: 6 Failure!
You strike the Scorpion1 in the head with your FEMUR CLUB! The shot glances away. Roll: 9 Failure!
The scorpion strikes you in the head with it's tail! The shot glances away. Roll: 17 Success!
You try to break the grip of the scorpions claws on your legs... You are free! Roll: 18 Success!
You strike at the scorpion's head with your FEMUR CLUB! It is caved in! Roll: 11 Success!
The scorpion strikes you with it's tail in the upper body! The shot glances away. Roll: 12 Success!
You strike the scorpion in the head with your FEMUR CLUB! The shot glances away. Roll: 9 Failure!
The scorpion strikes your lower body with it's right pincer! The shot glances away. Roll: 11 Success!
You strike the scorpion in the head with your FEMUR CLUB! The head is crushed flat! Roll: 16 Success!
The scorpion1 has been stuck down.
You vomit.
You feel sick
You are bleeding
You are Deeply bruised!
You are having trouble breathing!
You are in pain!
You are tired.
Running across the room would be much to dangerous now. You need a better weapon soon.
Flare: 20%
Money Burner: 60%
Suddenly there is a puff of blue smoke, and a man is standing before you!
He speaks: "Go search the corpse, idiots!"
In a puff of smoke, he is gone.
You wonder what he could possibly want you to do.
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Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
You go back to the other room, and search the corpse.
It's wearing a tanktop. It is wearing shorts. it is wearing underwear. It is wearing a baseball hat. it is wearing a small pin of a camel.
You heard that, green and red.
You consider lighting your jacket on fire, but then push the thought: You would never destroy your beloved jacket!
You slowly begin to chant "up up down down left right left right b a"
...
...
...
Nothing happens
(I play Dwarf fortress. They become cave adapted. you do the math.)
Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
HOW THE HELL CAN NOTHING HAPPEN THATS THE GODDAMN KONAMI CODE >:sad.gif:
Useless mother f***ing Gods.
>Observe the situation closely.
>Make sure the scorpions bleeds ichor and not acid
Swingable, thingable, makeshiftable torch!
Mind clicking the Egg after you click the adult? I still need to perform some CALIBRATIONS.
You observe the situation closely... Hm. The other scorpions don't even seem to care.
You check the scorpion's body. Yep, ichor. you taste it to make sure. yep.
You stuff the postcard of Cairo, and 3 Egyptian pounds, and one dollar bill into one of your socks. you briefly wonder why you are doing this in a room of scorpions, but then ignore the thought and continue. You light the sock on fire. what an.... interesting torch. You now look quite a bit more like a hobo.
You make sure your fedora is properly tailored to your tastes. it seems crumpled. Unacceptable. You take the time, in a room full of giant scorpions to shape it better. whew.
You eat the scorpion, and are no longer hungry. Unfortunately, you did not gain any superpowers.
Now, two more scorpions approach you. What do you do?
>
Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
>Taunt them with words
>remembers these bigger ones aren't poisonous as their bigger, a fact he remembers from biology class.
>run to the other side of the room, fight off any scorpion that attacks (very risky)
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
They seem.... Roll 19 Success! The scorpions seem to hesitate as they advance, buying you a small amount of time!
You feel sick
You are bleeding
You are Deeply bruised!
You are having trouble breathing!
You are in pain!
You are tired.
Running across the room would be much to dangerous now. You need a better weapon soon.
Flare: 20%
Money Burner: 60%
Suddenly there is a puff of blue smoke, and a man is standing before you!
He speaks: "Go search the corpse, idiots!"
In a puff of smoke, he is gone.
You wonder what he could possibly want you to do.
Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
It's wearing a tanktop. It is wearing shorts. it is wearing underwear. It is wearing a baseball hat. it is wearing a small pin of a camel.
It's holding
Empty Canteen x1
Rucksack x1
(contains flashlight {2%} x1)
Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.
>Remove its tanktop and pin.
>Make more bandages from the tanktop
>Caress the corpse's head and kiss it goodnight
>Check inventory
>Search room
>
>feel the walls for a switch
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n