I'll bet you get into a lot of fights because you're so hardcore. I wouldn't want to cross you in a dark alley. Heck, even in a lit alley, I bet that'd be pretty dangerous.
Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine gun's ready to go
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat, Yeah
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the butt
How do you think I'm gonna get along without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had and kicked me out on my own
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat (Look out)
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the butt
especially love this part HEY
Oh, take it
Bite the butt
Bite the butt yeah
Hey
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt, oh
Another one bites the butt, hey, hey
Another one bites the butt, heeeeey
Oh, shoot out
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man and bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip, repeating the sound of the beat. Oh yeeeah
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the butt
Shoot it
Hey
Alright
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Quote from Peri »
Could you guys go five minutes without sigging me?
IMAGINE IN YOUR MIND A POSH COUNTRY CLUB
THE STUFFY OLD MONEY WHERE THE POOR KIDS SNUBBED
THE SPREAD IS BLAND, SOUR KRAUT AND BOILED BUTT
THERE'S NO WAY THESE PEOPLE WILL EVER CUT LOOSE!
BUT THEN I WALK IN THE ROOM AND HOLD MY BUTT UP HIGH
AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
Everything got out of control! The music was so interesting!
Everyone got out on the floor! It was a bunch of old white people dancing!
THE BIG APPLE, WHERE PEOPLE NEVER DANCE.
SPIRITS GO DOWN WHILE PROFITS EXPAND.
THE COPS ON THE DEALERS, WHO'S GOT THE JUICE?
THE STREET VENDORS PEDDLING THEIR BOILED BUTT.
SO MANY TYPES OF PEOPLE, THEY'LL NEVER GET ALONG,
'TILL I BUST OUT MY BUTT AND PLAY THIS SONG!
The music washed away all their hate, and Society started advancing!
Every demographic was represented, it was a Rainbow coalition of dancing!
Wooooooahhh! Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves!
Wooooooahhh! I saw a Spanish guy doing the bartman.
TRANSPORT NOW THE AN OLD FOLK'S HOME
WHERE THE ELDERLY ARE TOSSED ON THEIR BRITTLE BONES
THE ORDERLIES ARE STEALING, THERE'S NO EXCUSE
EVERY DAY FOR LUNCH THEY EAT BOILED BUTT
SO I GRABBED MY BUTT AND HIT THE TURBO ASS
AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS A TOTAL DISGRACE!
Everybody started having sex! The music was way too powerful!
A bunch of old people ****ing and rocking! It was disgusting to say the least!
Woah! A butt can change the world, but you gotta know your limits with a butt.
This was a cautionary tale! A butt is not a toy!
I'll bet you get into a lot of fights because you're so hardcore. I wouldn't want to cross you in a dark alley. Heck, even in a lit alley, I bet that'd be pretty dangerous.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still a butt
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still a butt
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still a butt
and believe me I am still a butt
I'm doing science and I'm still a butt
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still a butt
While you are dying I'll be still a butt
and when you're dead I'll be still a butt
STILL A BUTT, still a butt
Flintbutts. Meet the Flintbutts.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
When you're with the Flintbutts
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
HEH
You'll have a gay old time.
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"Tell me this, when in the world did virtual posts gain the ability to crap?" -Monork2 on ROBLOX.com
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does butt make me crazy?
Does butt make me crazy?
Does butt make me crazy?
Probably
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I butt you're crazy
I butt you're crazy
I butt you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
I'll bet you get into a lot of fights because you're so hardcore. I wouldn't want to cross you in a dark alley. Heck, even in a lit alley, I bet that'd be pretty dangerous.
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Butt, butt, butt, butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Butt, butt, butt, butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt
So I took Peter Fox's 'Haus Am See' (completely in german) and replaced every instance of said phrase with 'butt'.
For the record, 'Haus am see' means 'House by the sea', or something close.
I then translated it, and the results are rough, but interesting. Mostly an excuse to post a song that was entirely in german.
Yeah
I was born and walk through the streets
Know the faces, every house and every shop
I need to ma away, know every pigeon here by name
Pigeons out, I'm waiting for 'ne chic woman with fast car
The sun blinded, everything flies by
And the world is behind me slowly small
But made the world before me is for me ... hhmm ... I know she is waiting and I'll get
I have the day on my side, I have a tail wind
A women's choir that sings on the road for me ... yeah
I lean back into the deep blue kuck and finally, his eyes straight ahead and easy-going
[Chorus]
And at the end of the street is a Butt
Orange tree leaves are on the way
I have twenty children, my wife is beautiful
Mmm all over come, I need never go out to
... The Butt
Yeah ... yeah
Seeking new country with unfamiliar roads
Strange faces and no one knows my name
Everything to gain by playing with marked cards
Lose everything, God has a hard left hook
I dig out treasures in snow and sand
Oops, women and rob me of every reason
But at some point I will pursue the happiness mmmhh
And come back with two bags full of gold
I load one of the old birds and relatives
And all fang'n to cry for joy
We grill, cook the Mamas and we drink vodka
And celebrate every night
[Chorus 2x]
And the moon shines bright on my Butt
Orange tree leaves are on the way
I have 20 children, my wife is beautiful
Mmm komm'n all over, I need never go out to
... The Butt
And at the end of the street is a Butt
Orange tree leaves are on the way
I have 20 children, my wife is beautiful
All past komm'n, I need never go out to
Uuooh ... yeah ... yeah ... yeah
Here I am born here, I'll bury
Have deaf ears, n 'white beard and I'm sitting garden
My grandchildren play cricket 100 auf'm lawn
When I think about it, I can hardly expect it
Two words replaced, You, and Heart (these seem to work GREAT with love songs)
Quote from Total Eclipse of the Heart »
And I need butt now tonight
And I need butt more than ever
And if butt'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Buttr love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need butt tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the butt
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the butt
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
butt'll never be the boy butt always butt wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
butt'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as butt
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
And I need butt now tonight
And I need butt more than ever
And if butt'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Buttr love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need butt tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the butt
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the butt
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Your friendly neighborhood dragon. Don't be scared, I won't bite!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
As the picture shows, this is how we play the game.
1. Pick a song.
2. Choose the most important word in the song.
3. Replace it with "butt"
4. Post results.
5. ???
6. Profit!
I'd go first, but I'm tired, it's nearly 4am here, and I need sleep.
I hope you're happy ;_;
Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine gun's ready to go
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat, Yeah
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the butt
How do you think I'm gonna get along without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had and kicked me out on my own
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat (Look out)
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the butt
especially love this part
HEY
Oh, take it
Bite the butt
Bite the butt yeah
Hey
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt, oh
Another one bites the butt, hey, hey
Another one bites the butt, heeeeey
Oh, shoot out
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man and bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip, repeating the sound of the beat. Oh yeeeah
Another one bites the butt
Another one bites the butt
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the butt
Shoot it
Hey
Alright
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THE STUFFY OLD MONEY WHERE THE POOR KIDS SNUBBED
THE SPREAD IS BLAND, SOUR KRAUT AND BOILED BUTT
THERE'S NO WAY THESE PEOPLE WILL EVER CUT LOOSE!
BUT THEN I WALK IN THE ROOM AND HOLD MY BUTT UP HIGH
AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
Everything got out of control! The music was so interesting!
Everyone got out on the floor! It was a bunch of old white people dancing!
THE BIG APPLE, WHERE PEOPLE NEVER DANCE.
SPIRITS GO DOWN WHILE PROFITS EXPAND.
THE COPS ON THE DEALERS, WHO'S GOT THE JUICE?
THE STREET VENDORS PEDDLING THEIR BOILED BUTT.
SO MANY TYPES OF PEOPLE, THEY'LL NEVER GET ALONG,
'TILL I BUST OUT MY BUTT AND PLAY THIS SONG!
The music washed away all their hate, and Society started advancing!
Every demographic was represented, it was a Rainbow coalition of dancing!
Wooooooahhh! Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves!
Wooooooahhh! I saw a Spanish guy doing the bartman.
TRANSPORT NOW THE AN OLD FOLK'S HOME
WHERE THE ELDERLY ARE TOSSED ON THEIR BRITTLE BONES
THE ORDERLIES ARE STEALING, THERE'S NO EXCUSE
EVERY DAY FOR LUNCH THEY EAT BOILED BUTT
SO I GRABBED MY BUTT AND HIT THE TURBO ASS
AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS A TOTAL DISGRACE!
Everybody started having sex! The music was way too powerful!
A bunch of old people ****ing and rocking! It was disgusting to say the least!
Woah! A butt can change the world, but you gotta know your limits with a butt.
This was a cautionary tale! A butt is not a toy!
NO YOU CANT READ MY, POKER BUTT!
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still a butt
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still a butt
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still a butt
and believe me I am still a butt
I'm doing science and I'm still a butt
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still a butt
While you are dying I'll be still a butt
and when you're dead I'll be still a butt
STILL A BUTT, still a butt
Flintbutts. Meet the Flintbutts.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
When you're with the Flintbutts
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
HEH
You'll have a gay old time.
Raise my dragons please!!
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does butt make me crazy?
Does butt make me crazy?
Does butt make me crazy?
Probably
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I butt you're crazy
I butt you're crazy
I butt you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
Maybe butt crazy
Maybe butt crazy
Maybe butt crazy
Probably
Uh, uh
I'm making a note here: IT REALLY REEKS.
It's hard to overstate my state of nausea.
I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your butt
butt-butt-butt
I want your butt
What is butt?
please don't hurt me,please don't hurt me no, noo!
What is butt?
etc. etc.
You fail at What Is Love by Haddaway
It'd be:
What is butt?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Butt, butt, butt, butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Butt, butt, butt, butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my butt
Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt
Nonsensical, but delightfuly comical.
For the record, 'Haus am see' means 'House by the sea', or something close.
I then translated it, and the results are rough, but interesting. Mostly an excuse to post a song that was entirely in german.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I like big butts and I... oh wait
them chickens buttin' my style
they try to copy my butt
i'm on that next butt now
i'm so 2000 and butt your so 2000 and late
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