"'twas not i," said the spoon timidly, " 'twas the fork!" now speaking with more confidence. and so the fork was cast into the dishwasher, but the whisk knew the spoon's lies. The next day, the spoon awoke inside the pantry, rather than his usual spot in the kitchen drawer.
"what is this?" whispered the spoon, pale with fear.
"This is the end of your lies," spoke the whisk with great determination.
And so, the whisk, along with the knife, pryed open a container of mayonaise, and dipped the defenseless spoon into it.
"no! you can't do this!" cried the spoon as he writhed and struggled in their stainless steel grasps. they left the spoon in the pantry, twist tied and chip clipped, still covered in mayonaise. it would be days until the owner found the spoon, covered in the white sauce, at that point most definitely grown over with mold.
the whisk convinced the tongs to take the fork back from the place in which they had left him, while he left to tell the others of his bravery.
"I have saved the fork from the spoon's treachery!" he boomed with great confidence. The nearby silverware booed and hissed and booed some more, even as the whisk continued to insist that the fork was innocent.
edit: i'm adding small bits to this story whenever i'm REALLY BORED, and i figured this would be a place besides notepad to work on it for right now.
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Would you dare to meet the gaze of the basilisk, or face the flames as the phoenix burns?
i think those are called elipsis points or something unless you mean i don't have enough periods which i think i do even though this is ironically a run on sentance and i just noticed that while i was typing it so i figured i would continue with it until it was stupidly run-onny.
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Would you dare to meet the gaze of the basilisk, or face the flames as the phoenix burns?
I was wondering when I'm going to get around to scanning my sketchbook pages for the "Show off your creativity!" topic. I would place myself fairly high on the "1-10 How good of an artist are you" scale (Or whatever its name was).
I'm thinking about those eggs in some peoples sigs. Dragon cave eh? Heres my account. I don't play anymore. I got some rares too! dragcave.net/user/ottottott
what is a 'rare'?
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Your friendly neighborhood dragon. Don't be scared, I won't bite!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I am thinking of thinking about something for this thread. And I am also thinking about someone who has over 700 posts yet has the worst grammar ever. (HINT: River)
"what is this?" whispered the spoon, pale with fear.
"This is the end of your lies," spoke the whisk with great determination.
And so, the whisk, along with the knife, pryed open a container of mayonaise, and dipped the defenseless spoon into it.
"no! you can't do this!" cried the spoon as he writhed and struggled in their stainless steel grasps. they left the spoon in the pantry, twist tied and chip clipped, still covered in mayonaise. it would be days until the owner found the spoon, covered in the white sauce, at that point most definitely grown over with mold.
the whisk convinced the tongs to take the fork back from the place in which they had left him, while he left to tell the others of his bravery.
"I have saved the fork from the spoon's treachery!" he boomed with great confidence. The nearby silverware booed and hissed and booed some more, even as the whisk continued to insist that the fork was innocent.
edit: i'm adding small bits to this story whenever i'm REALLY BORED, and i figured this would be a place besides notepad to work on it for right now.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
i think those are called elipsis points or something unless you mean i don't have enough periods which i think i do even though this is ironically a run on sentance and i just noticed that while i was typing it so i figured i would continue with it until it was stupidly run-onny.
It tossed an empty error message at me
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
Visual Basic for Applications, excel in that case.
I'm thinking "I need more sleep"
Also, i'm interested in A.I.'s drawing skills now.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
what is a 'rare'?
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
But they still make my butt look good.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
For an epic adventure, click here!
Why, thank you.
This sig is big...
What to do, what to do...
Hi
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
5/19/13 Expect Us
im thinking: lol
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I'm thinking why would I join in the pedo crusifictions?
I'm against pedophiles.
I'm thinking /b/ is pro pedo.