EDIT: So far: There once lived one cute little kitten who liked big round cubes. So one day he walked to Aperture Laboratories to buy a handheld cube model that always messes up his fur and makes very annoying sounds that hurt the kitten's ears. So the kitten began it's journey to find the Holy Hand Grenade to blow up the hole f*cking...
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There once lived...
There once lived...
EDIT: So far: There once lived one cute little kitten who liked big round cubes. So one day he walked to Aperture Laboratories to buy a handheld cube model that always messes up his fur and makes very annoying sounds that hurt the kitten's ears. So the kitten began it's journey to find the Holy Hand Grenade to blow up the hole f*cking...
-Stephen Fry
-Stephen Fry
weapons guy's gun