You use yourself to dig in the soil beneath the ocean.
But then everything starts to get really choppy and slow, and suddenly...
EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD IS A LIE. Looks like we need to reboot the universe.
You are now THIS GUY. Due to the mind-numbing boredom of your job, you have temporarily forgotten your own name... it's on the tip of your tongue [ENTER A NAME]
You are now THIS GUY WHO HAS YET TO BE NAMED. You are currently AT WORK. You have many INTERESTS, such as playing computer games, women with glasses, and holding your boss in ill regards even though he is quite literally your god. The TASK AT HAND is simple; reboot the universe's primary server and check the auxiliary servers for data corruption.
(( Lets see, I've ripped off at least two people this time (DoomWaffle and the whole MSPA crew)))
Your name is Louis, because that's a fairly rare hero's name.
The primary server is on level B12. You are on level 16. An imp enters the room via a ventilation duct. He looks shifty eyed and suspicious.
Your name is LOUIS PIFF. The TASK AT HAND is to REBOOT THE PRIMARY UNIVERSE SERVER. The PRIMARY UNIVERSE SERVER is on level B1. There are 25 FLOORS, Including the 10 BASEMENT FLOORS. One of the BASEMENT FLOORS is for server maintenance and storage. The BOTTOM 9 are HELL. Literally.
You are currently on FLOOR 7.
Oh ****. You really should get to rebooting that server, before the Systems Manager finds out about this ****.
Bang head against computer monitor and kick the computer.
Lick keyboard for any delicious crumbs that might be embedded in it.
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Go out the door.
and find that you have played minecraft for so long.
that its the end of the world! O_o
...
You decide to go ahead and check if the elevator is working. The elevator is NEVER ****ing working.
Before leaving, however, you put on your GLASSES. You are FAR-SIGHTED... OR NEAR-SIGHTED... OR WHICHEVER THE **** ONE MEANS YOU CAN'T SEE **** FAR AWAY
Oh dear, it seems I'm going to have a bruise on my forehead if I have to keep facepalming.
You journey to the elevator, and to your surprise it works.
You step inside.
One of your co-workers from the Hell section is already in it. He casually greets you as you press the button for B1.
He then tries to start a conversation, saying, "So how 'bout them Jews?"
You use yourself to dig in the soil beneath the ocean.
But then everything starts to get really choppy and slow, and suddenly...
EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD IS A LIE. Looks like we need to reboot the universe.
You are now THIS GUY. Due to the mind-numbing boredom of your job, you have temporarily forgotten your own name... it's on the tip of your tongue [ENTER A NAME]
You are now THIS GUY WHO HAS YET TO BE NAMED. You are currently AT WORK. You have many INTERESTS, such as playing computer games, women with glasses, and holding your boss in ill regards even though he is quite literally your god. The TASK AT HAND is simple; reboot the universe's primary server and check the auxiliary servers for data corruption.
(( Lets see, I've ripped off at least two people this time (DoomWaffle and the whole MSPA crew)))
program files --> world --> world.exe (start)
That's boring.
Your name is Louis, because that's a fairly rare hero's name.
The primary server is on level B12. You are on level 16. An imp enters the room via a ventilation duct. He looks shifty eyed and suspicious.
Your name is LOUIS PIFF. The TASK AT HAND is to REBOOT THE PRIMARY UNIVERSE SERVER. The PRIMARY UNIVERSE SERVER is on level B1. There are 25 FLOORS, Including the 10 BASEMENT FLOORS. One of the BASEMENT FLOORS is for server maintenance and storage. The BOTTOM 9 are HELL. Literally.
You are currently on FLOOR 7.
Oh ****. You really should get to rebooting that server, before the Systems Manager finds out about this ****.
Lick keyboard for any delicious crumbs that might be embedded in it.
...
You decide to go ahead and check if the elevator is working. The elevator is NEVER ****ing working.
Before leaving, however, you put on your GLASSES. You are FAR-SIGHTED... OR NEAR-SIGHTED... OR WHICHEVER THE **** ONE MEANS YOU CAN'T SEE **** FAR AWAY
Use shovel to build a glasses
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Oh dear, it seems I'm going to have a bruise on my forehead if I have to keep facepalming.
You journey to the elevator, and to your surprise it works.
You step inside.
One of your co-workers from the Hell section is already in it. He casually greets you as you press the button for B1.
He then tries to start a conversation, saying, "So how 'bout them Jews?"
You really wish you weren't here right now.
YOU KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH AN UNCREATIVE *******.
Oh wait, that's your imagination. Oh well, it's fun to dream. You also notice that the art quality is steadily decreasing.
This tactic proves successful. The elevator arrives at floor B1
James Bond roll out of elevator.
Like a boss.